The Limerick Game

[Siniri]

There once was an administrator
who fished in the forum for capers.
He stuck in his thumb
and pulled out a plum:
a topic for rhyme-instigators.

[Blue]

I'm so glad to see this alive!
Another Limerick must I contrive.
It does take time
to get the right rhyme,
and I ain't talkin' no jive.

[Daze]

The words I type are rather sharp
I have no head for this type of lark
But don't complain
I am not insane
Although don't bump into me in the dark!

[Siniri]

There once was a player named Daze
who got into the Neopian craze.
She had to start over
but quickly recovered;
her skills and talents always amaze.

[Blue]

There's a gal called Siniri
Who plays these fun games with glee
I had to announce,
How do I pronounce?
The answer was Shee-Nee-Ree.

[Daze]

There was a young man named Blue,
He administered his forum on queue.
With a tap of his fingers,
he delivers his zingers
And now we can all shout Wahoo!

[Blue]

A "young man?" Blue said with glee.
It really made him hee hee.
A young man I'm not,
oldest of the lot.
I am almost one-oh-three

[Daze]

There was a place in the forum
where peoples lyrics where aurum
But when the censor cut in
the text was changed for decorum.

[Blue]

There once was a gent named Murf
Who really loved to go surf.
Then he yelled, "oh no!"
He broke his big toe
And screamed, "smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf!"

[Siniri]

That last one made me laugh entirely too hard, Blue.

There once was a woman from Limerick
who wanted to use up her turmeric.
She put it on cod,
but it went to sod
from sitting too long at the simmer -- ick!

[Blue]

There was a bartender at night
who was given quite a freight
A patron's tattoo
Made him say, "eww"
Their skin displayed a nasty blight

[Daze]

There was a player name Tollet
His game described as solid
And when it came time to pass
everyone did laugh,
As they thought his name was toilet!

[Blue]

There once was poetic license
where one could force rhymses
some are just magic
others quite tragic
This Limerick didn't work out quite as well as I expected.

[Daze]

There once was a poet
who was calm and stoic
Although he claimed
his works were defamed
The words he used were heroic

[Siniri]

There once was a feature called "AC";
to do well, you cannot be lazy.
We toil for prize points,
but what is the real point?
The monotony drives us all crazy.