Alphabet Game Thread

[Callie]

Why shouldnt duck tape be used on animals and other things...like people ?

[Zilary]

Xylophone-playing people should be duct taped.

[CWisgood]

Your username makes it very easy for the next person to post, Zilary.

[Callie]

Zilary has quite the point...maybe all drummers should be too.

[CWisgood]

Absolutely. Drummers are the worst.

[Lee]

But the drummers in drum line always say the funnies things!

[CWisgood]

Cue drumroll.



...Pardon the pun.

[Laryxler]

Drums are quite basic instruments, I would be horrified to have to play one!

[May]

Evil people play the drums.

[Rox]

For real?

Hmm... Maybe I should start playing the drums...

[May]

Gosh Rox - I guess that means you're evil if you want to play the drums...

*runs to vote for Rox in werewolf*

just kidding

[CWisgood]

Haha, that's actually a legit deduction.

[May]

I always make legit deductions

[Helena]

Just for the record, I think that drums and drum players are awesome AND evil.

[Alex]

Kinda a contradiction, though

One of my "friends" was a percussionist. He thought he was an amazing drummer and was very full of himself.

It was a common joke around the music department that we were not expanding the music centre for kicks and because it was time for a makeover, but that we were expanding it so he could get his inflated head through the doors.

(Wasn't a good idea to tell him that you thought percussion was easy. "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!"

Cue me, when I was sick and unable to play the clarinet, playing mallet percussion for a 10-minute song at a concert a week and a half after first looking at the piece. THAT TAUGHT HIM.)