Old Lady in a bank

[Burns]

i was in the bank the other day and a lovely old lady asked me to check her balance for her.... so i pushed her over

[CWisgood]

i was in the bank the other day and a lovely old lady asked me to check her balance for her.... so i pushed her over

What the heck?

Edit: Oh, I get it now. The lack of capitalization made me think it was someone bragging about how they killed a number of people or something.

Last edited by CWisgood on Tue May 02, 2006 3:40 pm, edited 1 time in total.

[Inexistence]

That's hilariously evil.

[Kidwaiy]

Did you really do that, or are you just jokeing?

[Burns]

well let's just say that if you see me on crime stoppers don't be suprised


and no, it didn't really happen

[Paul]

Hehehe. That's pretty funny, in a lame way. But seriously people, this is the jokes board...

[Kidwaiy]

I know this is the jokes board. I just wanted to make sure.

[Burns]

you can be sure that i'm not really that cruel. i wouldn't do that to anyone over the age of 60 unless they really deserved it.

[Twisted Sanity]

you can be sure that i'm not really that cruel. i wouldn't do that to anyone over the age of 60 unless they really deserved it.

What about a 59 year old?

[giggleniggle]

What about a person who's birthday was in the next 10 seconds?

[Burns]

yep, i have no problems with that.

i would need proof of date/time of birth submitted in writing before the pushing was to take place

[WIS]

you can be sure that i'm not really that cruel. i wouldn't do that to anyone over the age of 60 unless they really deserved it.

Does that mean you cant push Paula Abdul over?

[Burns]

not 100% sure who she is, googled her and she's that american idol judge? she seems to fit the criteria of being under 60, not sure if she can be described as a *lovely old lady* but hey, everyone needs pushing over every so often. keeps you keen