Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Jens]

Unfortunately that school had a monster in it

[Ixistant]

Fortunately, the monster was too busy playing with his Wii in the bathroom, so no-one got hurt.

[pipsqueeek]

Unfortunately, Billy-Bob really wanted a Wii, so he tried to take the monster's and the monster attacked him

[Bangel]

Fortunately, the monster killed him quickly and mostly painlessly.

[endeavourl]

Unfortunatly, the monster was still mad, and decided to tear down the school to its foundations.

[matchbow]

Fortunately, the Wii and its containing bathroom remained unhamred, and the monster resumed playing

[endeavourl]

unfortunatly, the national guard was called in, and started opening fire on the now peacefully playing wii monster

[pipsqueeek]

fortunately, the monster had bullet proof skin

[matchbow]

Unfortunately, the national guard then proceeded to open a can of "Ownage in a can" and the monster was instantly defeated. The national guard gained 498 exp. The national guard gained 341 gold.

[pipsqueeek]

Fortunately, the monster was part cat and so had many lives. So after the national guard left, he came back to life and resumed playing on his wii.

[Snippy]

Unfortunately Gumby and Pokey had arrived also.

[matchbow]

Fortunately, Pokeyman arrived in time, and proceeded to annoy everyone by poking them

[endeavourl]

Unfortunatly, pokeyman didnt gain any experience from poking people, and the level 50 monster was able to easily kill pokeyman, and go back to playing his wii

[Snippy]

Fortunately it's power supply was cut off just as he was about to defeat the last level on Command and Conquer.

[pipsqueeek]

Fortunately, the monster had just remembered that his name was harold, as he was getting awfully tired of being called "the monster" all the time.