Thu May 11, 2006 12:06 am
unfortunately Skippy wanted to catch Flipper, because he always stole his viewers, and fell off a cliff and drowned
Thu May 11, 2006 2:49 am
Fortunately, he magically turned into a pink mermaid with five heads and two fingers, and thus could not drown, due to his new sets of shiny pink gills.
Thu May 11, 2006 4:05 am
Unfortunately he didn't like pink 
Thu May 11, 2006 4:26 pm
Fortunately, his sister did!
Thu May 11, 2006 6:12 pm
Unfortunately, Zipper, the surly and uncaring dolphin, started a new show and stole Skippy's viewers again.
Thu May 11, 2006 8:52 pm
Fortunately, Bill Gates was making a new office version: Skippy Mermaid Altered Super Hip (smash) and everyone wanted this new, pink, shiny Smash. Skippy made many dollarrrrs
Thu May 11, 2006 8:54 pm
Unfortunately, Sony stole the idea and made their own version
Thu May 11, 2006 10:06 pm
fortunately, both versions boosted his publicity. and he made many, many dollarrrs.
Fri May 12, 2006 12:21 am
Unfortunately, now that he was famous, he had a large fan base of screaming girls
Fri May 12, 2006 12:28 am
fortunately, he had to do as much as flick his tail and they obeyed to his every wish
Fri May 12, 2006 12:47 am
Unfortunatley, there was actually one wish they wouldn't obey, which was "go away"
Fri May 12, 2006 4:06 am
Fortunately, the wish that they would obey is "go buy more of Skippy's product." And although he had a large fan base of screaming girls, he made many, many, many more dollarrrrs.
Fri May 12, 2006 4:14 am
Unfortunately no one liked Skippy's Peanutbutter.
Fri May 12, 2006 4:21 am
Fortunately, they bought it anyway to prove their dedication.
Fri May 12, 2006 10:35 am
unfortunately, they got food poisoning from the chemicals and sued him for many, many, many dollarrrrrrrrrs.