Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:09 am
I collect nose hairs... wanna see?
Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:11 am
Yes.
Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:25 am
I dreamed about you last night.
{later}
Yeah... last night I had an intense dream. I was naked in it.
{later}
Yeah... last night I had an intense dream. I was naked in it.
Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:28 am
Y'know, it'd be pretty easy to gouge somebody's eyes out...
Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:44 am
That was you?!?
Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:09 am
I was thinking later, for our first date, after the movie, we could go and maybe slit each other's wrists and make a blood pact.
Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:10 am
Wanna go out with my Dad?
Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:36 am
I don't get along with boys, because I used to be one.
Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:28 pm
My dog died three milliseconds ago.
Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:50 pm
My dog's fine at the moment.
Oh wait. He's licking a plug socket.
Oops he's getting electrecuted. Looks nasty :/
I think he's dead
Oh wait. He's licking a plug socket.
Oops he's getting electrecuted. Looks nasty :/
I think he's dead
Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:16 pm
Yeah, my baby brother did that once.
I don't have a baby brother any more.
I don't have a baby brother any more.
Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:43 pm
Can I have your liver and spleen please?
Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:03 pm
I collect those, too.
Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:08 pm
I hope you don't mind; I blew up your house. I think your cat was inside. I wasn't able to get a photo, though.
Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:08 pm
I'm going to pee my pants in fury!