Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:47 am
the_dog_god wrote:The inequity in the soviet union leads to uneasy feelings between the working class and the space monsters. These space monsters have sinced tried to rectify the problem, but anytime they approach the workers requesting "rectification", the workers run away screaming "probe! probe!" This loud shouting of probe creates small transactional waves which create constructive interference with those created from people all around the world which produces a sound so large that it pops the ears drums of anybody with more than one ear. Anybody with two ears or more will experience a slight ringing in their ears akin to a high pitched, nasally voice saying "Chandler Bing" (without the Chandler) repititively in one's ear, thus "Binging" is formed.
Wow. All I asked was "bing" and I got this!
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Why should I care? (That is both the question and answer!)
Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:28 am
because it's doubled up
don't you care about the douple-rewarded games called "featured"?
don't you care about the douple-rewarded games called "featured"?
Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:19 pm
I care about the featured that double reward
Will my cd's, that my friends mum put through the wash so that allll the paper with the song names stuck to the disks, ever work again?
Will my cd's, that my friends mum put through the wash so that allll the paper with the song names stuck to the disks, ever work again?
Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:54 pm
Only if you spit on them.
Does toothpaste really fix scratches in Compact Discs?
Does toothpaste really fix scratches in Compact Discs?
Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:42 pm
only if you floss afterwards.
What color should I paint my nails?
What color should I paint my nails?
Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:41 pm
Depending on what color your hammer is. (ahaha...punny!)
What if?
What if?
Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:48 pm
Then THAT would happen (Oh dear!)
Where did I bury the axe?
Where did I bury the axe?
Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:04 pm
Near the excalibur, on the lake side
is the lady of the lake going to give it back?
is the lady of the lake going to give it back?
Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:14 pm
depends if the seaweed steals it.
Why?what?where?when?
Why?what?where?when?
Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:58 pm
because she over there yesterday, of course!
Are you a midget, dwarf, or vertically challenged?
Are you a midget, dwarf, or vertically challenged?
Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:07 pm
just plain small, if you please! and don't make FUN
why the big inferiority complex?
why the big inferiority complex?
Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:11 pm
Perhaps I'm just sad of looking down...
How did looking down hurt so much?
How did looking down hurt so much?
Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:34 am
Because you need to see a chiropractor!
Can I be your chiropractor?
Can I be your chiropractor?
Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:36 am
Only if you wear a tutu (tsktsk...)
Where can I find a tutu?
Where can I find a tutu?
Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:47 am
in the cheerleader locker room
why would a guy need a tutu?
why would a guy need a tutu?