What's one of the dumbest things you've ever done? :P

[labbiedor]

Well, last year I had to go caroling with a group of friends at a local park around Christmas time. They set up this big light show and have all sorts of stuff on display in different buildings. In one of the buildings there was Santa Claus, so my friend and I (I was in 6th grade last year - she was in 5th) we went up to him and said "We want a pony with pretty rainbow tail and sparkles all over!!" and you could tell the guy was just like "Okay..." It was hilarious. I think the little kids were staring at us.

What's one of the dumbest/funniest things you've ever done? XD

[Sapphire Faerie]

I snogged a chain-link fence once. Oh the joys of being 12 and way too amused by Truth or Dare. Oh, did I mention the chain-link fence was around a military base?

[Divine]

I've done a lot of stupid things so I don't really remember (well I do remember one, but it's not like I'm going to share it here ). But I often mishear things which are sort of like... embarassing XD.

If I remember one I'll post it.

[Ammer]

The dumbest thing I've ever done? Well it's not asking Santa for a sparkly pony, not making out with a fence or bad hearing, it is...get ready for it...

Dropping the Crucifix.

Now, just because I'm not Catholic doesn't mean I don't respect it. It was in Grade Nine and I always wondered who was on the Crucifix (I knew Jesus was the obvious answer but the statue on it looked like the Virgin Mary). So I remember one day it was on the shelf at the back of the classroom (I should've known it was being repaired) and I picked it up. I was examining it and than someone called my name. I looked at the person and I let the Crucifix slant a bit. All of a sudden, Jesus fell off the Crucifix and hit the floor. His right hand broke off and I instantly freaked out. Apparently, he was glued on to the Crucifix and it was unstable and what do you know, I drop it. And right after I dropped it, the phone rang and everyone said it was from Hell. I didn't come to school the next day.

What did I learn from this? Never touch anything religious.

[labbiedor]

The dumbest thing I've ever done? Well it's not asking Santa for a sparkly pony, not making out with a fence or bad hearing, it is...get ready for it...

Dropping the Crucifix.

Now, just because I'm not Catholic doesn't mean I don't respect it. It was in Grade Nine and I always wondered who was on the Crucifix (I knew Jesus was the obvious answer but the statue on it looked like the Virgin Mary). So I remember one day it was on the shelf at the back of the classroom (I should've known it was being repaired) and I picked it up. I was examining it and than someone called my name. I looked at the person and I let the Crucifix slant a bit. All of a sudden, Jesus fell off the Crucifix and hit the floor. His right hand broke off and I instantly freaked out. Apparently, he was glued on to the Crucifix and it was unstable and what do you know, I drop it. And right after I dropped it, the phone rang and everyone said it was from Hell. I didn't come to school the next day.

What did I learn from this? Never touch anything religious.

They should of understood it was an accident. It's not like you purposely dropped it!

[WIS]

The dumbest thing I've ever done? Well it's not asking Santa for a sparkly pony, not making out with a fence or bad hearing, it is...get ready for it...

Dropping the Crucifix.

Now, just because I'm not Catholic doesn't mean I don't respect it. It was in Grade Nine and I always wondered who was on the Crucifix (I knew Jesus was the obvious answer but the statue on it looked like the Virgin Mary). So I remember one day it was on the shelf at the back of the classroom (I should've known it was being repaired) and I picked it up. I was examining it and than someone called my name. I looked at the person and I let the Crucifix slant a bit. All of a sudden, Jesus fell off the Crucifix and hit the floor. His right hand broke off and I instantly freaked out. Apparently, he was glued on to the Crucifix and it was unstable and what do you know, I drop it. And right after I dropped it, the phone rang and everyone said it was from Hell. I didn't come to school the next day.

What did I learn from this? Never touch anything religious.

They should of understood it was an accident. It's not like you purposely dropped it!

It's still kinda funny.


Last year, I tried to jump down a flight of stairs, and you know how in schools, they have this wierd slanted ceiling thing? I jumped and I hit my head on that. It hurt. ._.

[labbiedor]

Last year, I tried to jump down a flight of stairs, and you know how in schools, they have this wierd slanted ceiling thing? I jumped and I hit my head on that. It hurt. ._.

XD That reminds me of something my friend did in math class a few days ago. He was rocking his chair back and forth while we were working on an assignment in class, so the teacher was over at another group helping them. Then he lost his balance, and he fell backwards. He tried to grab the desk to stop him and he tilted it but it slipped out of his hands and it almost fell on top of him. And he landed on the floor with this huge THUNK and everyone in my group burst out laughing and he really quickly got up and sat back in his chair, and the teacher didn't even notice.

[Twinkle]

Sorry Ammer but I was creased up at that!

Dumbest thing I ever did... hm... most of you have heard many of my stories already but here's the low down.

I sat in ice cream on my birthday last week. I got my danceleggings straight from the dryer before P.E. class, I took a shortcut through some woods on the way to work and finally, I wore heels when I played Frenchie in Grease.

If anyone wants to know the consequences of any of these mishaps, feel free to PM me. I love getting PMs.

EDIT: I just realised the dumbest thing I ever did. Banana anyone?

[Ammer]

I'm actually confused Twinkle, how can you sit in ice cream? Was it an ice cream cake?

The dumbest thing I've ever done? Well it's not asking Santa for a sparkly pony, not making out with a fence or bad hearing, it is...get ready for it...

Dropping the Crucifix.

Now, just because I'm not Catholic doesn't mean I don't respect it. It was in Grade Nine and I always wondered who was on the Crucifix (I knew Jesus was the obvious answer but the statue on it looked like the Virgin Mary). So I remember one day it was on the shelf at the back of the classroom (I should've known it was being repaired) and I picked it up. I was examining it and than someone called my name. I looked at the person and I let the Crucifix slant a bit. All of a sudden, Jesus fell off the Crucifix and hit the floor. His right hand broke off and I instantly freaked out. Apparently, he was glued on to the Crucifix and it was unstable and what do you know, I drop it. And right after I dropped it, the phone rang and everyone said it was from Hell. I didn't come to school the next day.

What did I learn from this? Never touch anything religious.

They should of understood it was an accident. It's not like you purposely dropped it!

Yes, that's it, I didn't do it on "purpose".

Nah, I'm kidding.

[Twinkle]

I'm actually confused Twinkle, how can you sit in ice cream? Was it an ice cream cake?

Well short story is I was out for a meal for my 18th. I was rather drunk. Ant had a bowl of ice cream on the table in front of him. Ant gives me hug. I fall over and sit on the table. Ice cream just happens to get in the way.

[Ammer]

I'm actually confused Twinkle, how can you sit in ice cream? Was it an ice cream cake?

Well short story is I was out for a meal for my 18th. I was rather drunk. Ant had a bowl of ice cream on the table in front of him. Ant gives me hug. I fall over and sit on the table. Ice cream just happens to get in the way.

Ah, that's hilarious. You must've been quite embarassed.

[Shifty]

Join this forum... Just kidding

I've done alot of dumb things in my life... But none were on purpose and none are really that funny.

[Twinkle]

I'm actually confused Twinkle, how can you sit in ice cream? Was it an ice cream cake?

Well short story is I was out for a meal for my 18th. I was rather drunk. Ant had a bowl of ice cream on the table in front of him. Ant gives me hug. I fall over and sit on the table. Ice cream just happens to get in the way.

Ah, that's hilarious. You must've been quite embarassed.

Oh I was. The entire table burst out laughing and my friend had to cart me off through the restaurant to go sponge it off in the loos.

Still not as bad as the banana incident.

[Christopher]

I've already told some people.

I got my arm stuck up past the elbow in a movie theater drink cup holder.

[Stijn]

Asking Santa for a sparkly pony.