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I want to be made into a diamond when i die!!!

Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:33 pm

http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=30985

Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:42 pm

Having bits of food stuck to my remains? No way.

Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:54 pm

Paul wrote:Having bits of food stuck to my remains? No way.


not a diamond stuck on someones tooth!!! just a diamond!

Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:28 pm

Ah yes, I heard about this in a past issue of Popular Science magazine. They take your remains, cremate them, then extract the pure carbon and put it in a diamond press. It gives a whole new meaning to "family heirloom".

However, that ad is slightly misleading, because the diamonds aren't clear/white, they have a yellow-ish hue. It's impossible with current technology to make a man-made diamond look completely natural like that.

Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:44 am

Ooo. I saw a Modern Marvels that featured something like this. They were making diamonds out of everything, even peanut butter. Personally, I would rather the Roddenberry/Doohan treatment and be scattered in space. Or maybe like the creator of the frisbee. He was made into a frisbee.

Science just lets us have too much fun in the afterlife :D

Sun Mar 26, 2006 3:49 am

Skynetmain wrote: Or maybe like the creator of the frisbee. He was made into a frisbee.


That man is a god.
Pure Genious!

Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:24 am

Skynetmain wrote:Or maybe like the creator of the frisbee. He was made into a frisbee.


Well if that's not stickin' to your guns, I don't know what is. I wonder where he is right now...

[Imagines a widowed wife playing frisbee with her two children.]

Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:25 am

I remember reading an article on that many months ago in the dentist's waiting room. Hmm.

Fortunately for my future family's finances, I don't even like diamonds very well. All they will need to do is cremate me and throw my ashes into the sea. :D

Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:31 am

soymimi wrote:
Skynetmain wrote:Or maybe like the creator of the frisbee. He was made into a frisbee.


Well if that's not stickin' to your guns, I don't know what is. I wonder where he is right now...

[Imagines a widowed wife playing frisbee with her two children.]


Well, actually... The show where I saw that nugget of information actually got to play catch with one of the frisbees. It flew pretty well :P

Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:49 am

If my dead body was turned into a diamond, my relatives would sell me.

Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:06 am

_jade_em_ wrote:If my dead body was turned into a diamond, my relatives would sell me.


Like on the advert :P

Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:49 am

Hmm...I think I might have a new hobby in the future :D

Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:14 am

So... If we are turned into carbon, surely we can be turned into something like... A soccerball?

I'm doing that to my brother XD

Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:27 am

Dragonfire wrote:Ah yes, I heard about this in a past issue of Popular Science magazine. They take your remains, cremate them, then extract the pure carbon and put it in a diamond press. It gives a whole new meaning to "family heirloom".

However, that ad is slightly misleading, because the diamonds aren't clear/white, they have a yellow-ish hue. It's impossible with current technology to make a man-made diamond look completely natural like that.


i dont care about being a yellow diamond! thats fine! or better yet, they could try introducing whatever impurity it is that makes diamonds pink! a pink diamond!!

Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:15 am

Being a diamond would be cool, but I still wanna be stuffed and sat on the sofa so people can see me forever ^_^
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