Ah, creativity! (warning: alot of images of muffins)
Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:12 pm
It's the Easter Holidays (for me at least!) in Britain at the moment, so to keep things short and sweet - I'm bored as heck.
So, as I was conversing with my lovely friend and fellow PPTer, Rachel, she suggested that I make some muffins and put letters on them. "Good plan!" I said. I had lots of minor hitches (such as there not being any bun cases anywhere, and me burning myself on the oven shelf - ouch!), however in the end I made a lovely assortment of chocolate chip muffins.
I started my baking with the sole intention of simply posting the pictures on the PPT Picture Topic. However, then an idea stuck me. What if I made a story for the words?
"Good plan!" I said to myself.
Alas, alot of mess and sticky fingers later - here is the story. I hope you're sitting comfortably
The Evil Chicken
Once upon a time, there was a little cottage made entirely of marshmallows and chicken poop - originally, it was supposed to be a take on the Gingerbread house, 'cept marshmallows are much sexier so they were used...however, people started to eat the house, so chicken poop was used as cement to stop people from chomping it down.
The house was not inhabited by ordinary people! Ohhh no. There was one being that lived there, and he was omnipotent, onniscienct and basically a big pain in the backside. His name was...
So, yeah. He lived in his big fancy house and did whatever posh chickens do - I presume stuff like watch The Golf Channel and lay eggs.
...totally lorded it over everybody else, and the citizens of...
...were very very sad indeed. They were made to work day and night, creating little boys and girls by mixing slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails, and sugar and spice and everything nice, all together in a big massive cauldren. There was, however, one citizen that had the guts to get up and do something about it. She was beautiful, funny and terrifying...her name was...
...and she was super-duper!!
So, one day she tried to invade...
...'s marshmallow and chicken poop house. It worked rather well actually, she knocked down the door and threatened...
...with a great big spork! They had a ferocious battle, but in the end goodness prevailed and...
...kicked major chicken butt! So, the citizens of...
...were now veryvery happy indeed! The End!
I hope I have provided you with a lovely insight into that fat chicken at the top of your screens, please come again soon and be sure to place your litter into the nearest trash receptical.
So, as I was conversing with my lovely friend and fellow PPTer, Rachel, she suggested that I make some muffins and put letters on them. "Good plan!" I said. I had lots of minor hitches (such as there not being any bun cases anywhere, and me burning myself on the oven shelf - ouch!), however in the end I made a lovely assortment of chocolate chip muffins.
I started my baking with the sole intention of simply posting the pictures on the PPT Picture Topic. However, then an idea stuck me. What if I made a story for the words?
"Good plan!" I said to myself.
Alas, alot of mess and sticky fingers later - here is the story. I hope you're sitting comfortably
The Evil Chicken
Once upon a time, there was a little cottage made entirely of marshmallows and chicken poop - originally, it was supposed to be a take on the Gingerbread house, 'cept marshmallows are much sexier so they were used...however, people started to eat the house, so chicken poop was used as cement to stop people from chomping it down.
The house was not inhabited by ordinary people! Ohhh no. There was one being that lived there, and he was omnipotent, onniscienct and basically a big pain in the backside. His name was...
So, yeah. He lived in his big fancy house and did whatever posh chickens do - I presume stuff like watch The Golf Channel and lay eggs.
...totally lorded it over everybody else, and the citizens of...
...were very very sad indeed. They were made to work day and night, creating little boys and girls by mixing slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails, and sugar and spice and everything nice, all together in a big massive cauldren. There was, however, one citizen that had the guts to get up and do something about it. She was beautiful, funny and terrifying...her name was...
...and she was super-duper!!
So, one day she tried to invade...
...'s marshmallow and chicken poop house. It worked rather well actually, she knocked down the door and threatened...
...with a great big spork! They had a ferocious battle, but in the end goodness prevailed and...
...kicked major chicken butt! So, the citizens of...
...were now veryvery happy indeed! The End!
I hope I have provided you with a lovely insight into that fat chicken at the top of your screens, please come again soon and be sure to place your litter into the nearest trash receptical.
Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:23 pm
*tear* That was a beautiful story.
(<-- imagine it's clapping)
Hero Emma rules! I must now get Hero Emma pjs. ^.^
(<-- that one really is hugging)
(<-- imagine it's clapping)
Hero Emma rules! I must now get Hero Emma pjs. ^.^
(<-- that one really is hugging)
Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:29 pm
*Sigh*
I have to admire your creativity :-p
I have to admire your creativity :-p
Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:55 pm
that is hilll-larious!!!!
Arrow... indeed. Your story telling comedy is genuis
Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:52 pm
Too cute!!! Great story 
Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:01 pm
Yay Emma! I loved it <3
Though now you've made me hungry.
Though now you've made me hungry.
Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:33 pm
Emma, darling, care to bring me one of those? =D
Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:02 pm
Cassi wrote:Emma, darling, care to bring me one of those? =D
No, come and get it yourself
Nikita wrote:Yay Emma! I loved it
Though now you've made me hungry.
You can have some muffins if you like
melarkin wrote:Too cute!!! Great story
Shoyru_Lover wrote:Your story telling comedy is genuis
Innit just
zorg wrote:I have to admire your creativity :-p
What about every other aspect of my fantasticness?
Jasujo wrote:Hero Emma rules! I must now get Hero Emma pjs. ^.^
You know what I'm going to say, don't you? HERO EMMA PJ POWER!
Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:13 pm
jellyoflight wrote:Nikita wrote:Yay Emma! I loved it <3
Though now you've made me hungry.
You can have some muffins if you like :)
Yay! You don't deliver though do you?
Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:05 am
Excellent story Perhaps a sequel is in order?
Perhaps a sequel is in order?
Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:30 am
Nessa wrote:Excellent story
But I've already eaten all of the 'E's
Nikita wrote:Yay! You don't deliver though do you?
Deliviering is a minion job
Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:38 am
cakes rock! yay for emma not being bored yesterday!!! 
Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:55 pm
Shoyru_Lover wrote::lol: that is hilll-larious!!!!
Arrow... indeed. Your story telling comedy is genuis
What he said. Great, funny story. I think I need some muffins now.
Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:30 pm
jellyoflight wrote:Nessa wrote:Excellent story
But I've already eaten all of the 'E's
Excuses, excuses! Make some more! Then you can make a sequel. =3
Wonderful story, though. ^-^ *Claps*
Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:49 am
*Giant, adoring fangirl eyes*
Emma... you should totally have a statue! A big, shiny one, like all the cool superheroes have!
And it can have a muffin hat!
Emma... you should totally have a statue! A big, shiny one, like all the cool superheroes have!
And it can have a muffin hat!