Bartender!
Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:39 am
Yes! I got a new job... Bartending!
Which is a tad odd, since I can only mix like 10 drinks. Outside of that though, Im pretty excited to have to deal with drunken patrons and be in constant contact with liqour!
Which is a tad odd, since I can only mix like 10 drinks. Outside of that though, Im pretty excited to have to deal with drunken patrons and be in constant contact with liqour!
Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:48 am
Now dan, please ensure that you do not abuse your position.
Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:04 am
Ah yes, bartending. My sister was gonna do that. She couldn't though because she broke her wrist when she was younger, and it hurts to pour the drinks.
You should be able to get lots of tips once your patrons are a little tipsy.
You should be able to get lots of tips once your patrons are a little tipsy.
Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:11 am
Now fix me up a mojito and make it snappy..
Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:15 am
I'd like a perpendicular hula with a fly in it please. A few bottles of Domesticated Turkey would be good too 
Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:20 pm
That is bloomin' awsome Dan! You can be like... our drinks man when we all meet up!
Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:41 pm
And when we meet up, make me a virgin pina colada, kthnx. 
Congrats.
Congrats.
Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:17 pm
I'd like a red bull and grey goose on the rocks plz. 
Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:28 pm
That's the kind of job I'd like to have one day. Good luck, and have fun!
Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:31 pm
Isn't it just like that coffeeshop place, where you didn't know how to make any coffee, but now you know like 66 different types? Good luck, Dan! 
Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:35 pm
shikshteen tquila shlammershezzzzzz fer me and my matesh ere man
Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:39 pm
Hooray, now Dan can get me in the bar without any problems 
Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:41 pm
Tequila shot please 
Congrats on your new job Dan
Congrats on your new job Dan
Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:52 pm
That was my science teachers last job.. you should learn the "indestructable egg" trick and get more money.. its really easy to learn and the drunk people wont stop untill they win 
you hold the egg in your hand so the wide end and the kinda pointy end are facing your palm and fingers and close your hand and squeeze.. if you dont understand this try it over a sink a couple times..
you hold the egg in your hand so the wide end and the kinda pointy end are facing your palm and fingers and close your hand and squeeze.. if you dont understand this try it over a sink a couple times..
Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:24 pm
Congrats!
But I'll just have water, plz.
But I'll just have water, plz.