Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:20 am
True, (One me being a cretin too, I guess) but I have one advantage.
I will control a massive stockpile of weaponry, and an army Of loyal minions in the best gear mankind can offer... (Okay, something like three have signed up)
I will control a massive stockpile of weaponry, and an army Of loyal minions in the best gear mankind can offer... (Okay, something like three have signed up)
Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:32 am
But again, all the best weaponry is, and will be, computer based. When the robot apocalypse comes, the robots will have the advantage. And no matter how large your army is, it will never be able to exceed the size of a self-reproducing army, and it will never be able to keep up with the physical strength of a robot.
Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:34 am
Says you, with your unwilling to make deals with the devil way.
What am I on about?
Simply, CYBORGS!
Robot strength, human mind.
No Robot could possibly achieve the levels of... Evil, that man can.
And I think I've diverged this thread enough, so back to weapons of devastation...
What am I on about?
Simply, CYBORGS!
Robot strength, human mind.
No Robot could possibly achieve the levels of... Evil, that man can.
And I think I've diverged this thread enough, so back to weapons of devastation...
Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:38 am
the_dog_god wrote:In the future, these will be created to heat things to 451 degrees Fahrenheit.
Then we'll use them to burn libraries.
D:
*uses ninja skillz to put heat shields around all libraries everywhere*
Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:41 am
Oh, yeah. Weapons of devestation.
Now we need something that makes you feel like you're being zombified. Yes, I know, Solanum is technically painless, but if you had muscle tissue that hadn't been changed by it, it would hurt.
Oh, and a gun that gives the sesation of being eaten by a Grue.
Now we need something that makes you feel like you're being zombified. Yes, I know, Solanum is technically painless, but if you had muscle tissue that hadn't been changed by it, it would hurt.
Oh, and a gun that gives the sesation of being eaten by a Grue.
Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:20 am
Xela of Xandra wrote:the_dog_god wrote:In the future, these will be created to heat things to 451 degrees Fahrenheit.
Then we'll use them to burn libraries.
D:
*uses ninja skillz to put heat shields around all libraries everywhere*
Ninja skills? You mean you picked up the library, slammed it up against a wall and poured acid on it?
Pffft...
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Seriously, though. These could actually be very useful outside of just military use. Who needs footwarmers!?
*zap*
IT BURNS! Oh wait, it only FEELS like it's burning. Silly me. *continues to overheat self*
Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:07 am
These thing emit microwaves from what I have read and heard. Wouldn't that make radiation, and constantly putting yourself to a higher level of radiation is dangerous, no? This can't be all too good for us.
Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:37 am
Maybe I'm just a peace-love hippie girl, but this bothers me on a psychological level.
Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:58 am
sigh_driven wrote:the_dog_god wrote:In the future, these will be created to heat things to 451 degrees Fahrenheit.
Then we'll use them to burn libraries.
Then somebody will write a god-awful book about it.
Hooray
it's been done.
*totally serious look on her face*
I totally just choked on my food.
Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:17 am
Zega wrote:sigh_driven wrote:the_dog_god wrote:In the future, these will be created to heat things to 451 degrees Fahrenheit.
Then we'll use them to burn libraries.
Then somebody will write a god-awful book about it.
Hooray
it's been done.
*totally serious look on her face*
I totally just choked on my food.
God this place is the best. Where else could you find such dry humor?
Tested wrote:Hopefully this will, like all military gadgets, find its way into Wal-Mart, for inexpensive personal use. I will buy two.
Might be just the thing I need to get my kid to stop playing World of Warcraft and start doing her homework.
Just kidding, Natnat, honest I am. 
Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:15 pm
Ohh imagine a portable one and the tricks you could play on your classroom teacher or the university professor!
Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:40 pm
I think it can be good, but if it falls into the wrong hands, it could be used to deny people their rights.
Also, imagine if you were like just about to freeze to death and you got hit with this. Wouldn't that feel good? Or would it make you go into shock or something if you were really cold and then they shot you with it?
Also, imagine if you were like just about to freeze to death and you got hit with this. Wouldn't that feel good? Or would it make you go into shock or something if you were really cold and then they shot you with it?