Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:25 am
JellyFish72 wrote:You know, I have no idea what Calvin ball is... No one ever explained it to me...
The Unofficially Official Rules of Calvinball**
1.1. All players must wear a Calvinball mask (See Calvinball Equipment - 2.1). No one questions the masks (Figure 2.1).
*IMPORTANT -- The following rules are subject to be changed, amended, or deleted by any player(s) involved.
1.2 Any player may declare a new rule at any point in the game (Figure 1.2). The player may do this audibly or silently depending on what zone (Refer to Rule 1.5) the player is in.
1.3. A player may use the Calvinball (See Calvinball Equipment - 2.2)in any way the player see fits, whether it be to incur injury upon other players or to gain benefits for himself.
1.4. Any penalty legislation may be in the form of pain, embarassment, or any degradation the rulee wishes to execute upon the other player.
1.5 The Calvinball Field (See Calvinball Equipment - 2.3) should consist of areas, or zones, which are governed by a set of rules declared by players. Zones may be appear and disappear as often and wherever the player decides. For example, a corollary zone would enable a player to make a corollary (sub-rule) to any rule already made. Or a pernicious poem place would require the intruder to do what the name implies. Or an opposite zone would enable a player to declare reverse playibility on the others. (Remember, the player would declare this zone oppositely by not declaring it.) (Figure 1.5a and 1.5b)
1.6 Flags (Calvinball Equipment 2.3) shall be named by players whom shall also assign the power and rules which shall govern that flag (Figure 1.6).
1.7 Songs are an integral part of Calvinball and verses must be sung spontaneously through the game when randomly assigned events occur.
1.8 Score may be kept or disregarded. In the event that score is kept, it shall have no bearing on the game nor shall it have any logical consistency to it. (Legal scores include 'Q to 12', 'BW-109 to YU-34, and 'Nosebleed to Pelvic Fracture'.) (Figure 1.9)
1.9 Any rule above that is carried out during the course of the game may never be used again in the event that it causes the same result as a previous game. Calvinball games may never be played the same way twice (Figure 1.9)
Calvinball Equipment
2.1. Mask - All participants are required to wear a mask - Figure 1.1
2.2. Calvinball - A Calvinball may be a soccerball, volleyball, or any other reasonable ball - Figure 2.1a and Figure 2.1b
2.3 Calvinball Field - The Calvinball Field should be any well-sized field, preferably with trees, rocks, grass, creeks, and other natural obstacles.
2.4 Miscellaneous - Other optional equipment include flags, wickets (especially of the time-fracture variety), and anything else the players wish to include (Figure 2.4).
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janobi wrote:I would post a picture of me, but I prefer to stay infamous.... I mean anynomous. lol.
Those who know me, know me. And those who dont, well bad luck, but you can read about me on the ppt.com portal!
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Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:46 pm
Cassi wrote:
Look, Cassi got a haircut! And is still taking pictures with her phone! And was forced to resort to the mirror because she was tired! And is wearing a cool hat! And a cool shirt! And a rather strange expression! And is really overusing exclamation points! Yay!
Sun Apr 10, 2005 5:50 pm
Cassi wrote:
Look, Cassi got a haircut! And is still taking pictures with her phone! And was forced to resort to the mirror because she was tired! And is wearing a cool hat! And a cool shirt! And a rather strange expression! And is really overusing exclamation points! Yay!
Sun Apr 10, 2005 6:59 pm
Ginger Harp Seal Pup wrote:Cassi wrote:
Look, Cassi got a haircut! And is still taking pictures with her phone! And was forced to resort to the mirror because she was tired! And is wearing a cool hat! And a cool shirt! And a rather strange expression! And is really overusing exclamation points! Yay!
You're very pretty