Pirates, Ninjas, Dinosaurs and Robots

[Knives]

Well, Robots would eventually run out of power one way or another.

Pirates would get picked off one by one by the ninjas.

Dinosaurs would kill themselves by running into the mountains because the robots would lead them to it and magically make them think they are going inside the mt. because of a holographic projector.

So I say Ninja's would win.

[Jen]

Pirates, because... they would, they have all kinds of nifty gadgets.

[Base]

I think the problem with this is that it's not very specific. It all depends on what exactly is on the island, the time of year, the intelegence of the pirates, the skill of the ninjas, the technology of the pirates, ninjas and robots, the question of whether the robots are like, toasters, and a million other things.

[Asthaloth]

Pirates... are a drunken mess. They probably wouldn't even fight, just sit there and drink, thus being the last one alive. So in a sense, the pirate might win.

*gigglesnort*

We seem to be using stereotypes.

Ninjas cannot fly/do magic/vanish into puffs of smoke (*stares daggers at Kugestu* ).

Yes they can...you've just gotta beliiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeve! *sparkles*

Exactly, the Boobahs can fly, so why the heck can't a ninja? (though I never said they could :p)

Anyway, if you want to get technical:

Okay, the ninja has no cool supernatural powers.

The dino is dead, they are extinct.

The giant robot doesn't exist.

The pirate is still a drunken mess, and is a basic sword fighter. This would only be between the ninja and the pirate, and I still vote ninja. :p

the army uses armed robots.. theyre remote controlled (for the moment..._ but none-the-less, we have big robots.
so its a conspiracy, dinosaur fossils, reanimated by the lizard Nazis in the centre of the earth VS Ninjas VS Pirates VS remote-controlled death machines.

i vote for the gatling gun toting death machines myself.

[Sapphire Faerie]

Well, Robots would eventually run out of power one way or another.

What if they're solar powered like on The Matrix? Then the Ninjas would have to shoot out the sun?

[.:Compact Disk:.]

Well, Robots would eventually run out of power one way or another.

What if they're solar powered like on The Matrix? Then the Ninjas would have to shoot out the sun?

XDDDD Trust you Saph

Dinosaurs would crush the robots!
And then eat the Ninjas and Pirates!

[Christopher]

The ninjas would then remove the 50-foot solar panel sticking out of the robots head that it needs to power its complex systems.

[Shadowfare]

The ninjas would then remove the 50-foot solar panel sticking out of the robots head that it needs to power its complex systems.

When have you ever seen a 50-foot solar panel sticking out of a robots head...really

Robots would use their cloaking shield so the ninja's wouldn't be able to see them [to remove the 50-foot solar panel sticking out of their heads.]

[Sapphire Faerie]

And really... what century are the pirates coming from? The 18th? The 17th? (or whatever century pirates come from O_o).
My point is, they'd be totally dumbfounded by everything around them. Especially the robots..

[Fiddelysquat]

Pirates, duh! Those ninja pansies don't stand a chance. Being an experiences pirate/vampire hunter, I'll tell you what I'd do:

First of all, I'd totally lay the smackdown on the robots. I'd tear all of their wires out and make reins and tazers to get the dinos under control, then I'd totally stop all over the ninjas and maybe feed a couple of them to veloceraptors for entertainment. Then I'd walk all the dinosaurs into a pond, do a quadruple backflip on to dry land, and throw one of the robot's engines into the lake and electrocute all of em.

Then, I'd probably shoot a monkey or two with my pistol for fun and smack aorund a couple of my swabbies for fun, and then we'd all go home, drink ale, plunder villages, shoot cannons and orphanages, and all sorts of piratey things.

That sounds like one heck of a weekend itinerary. I'll look into it.

[Sapphire Faerie]

Just thought of something...
The robots are probably owned by the RIAA... not good for the pirates...

[Christopher]

The ninjas would then remove the 50-foot solar panel sticking out of the robots head that it needs to power its complex systems.

When have you ever seen a 50-foot solar panel sticking out of a robots head...really

Robots would use their cloaking shield so the ninja's wouldn't be able to see them [to remove the 50-foot solar panel sticking out of their heads.]

People have yet to specify where/when the robots came from, and ninjas can go invisible too.

[coming2atvnearu]

The ninjas would then remove the 50-foot solar panel sticking out of the robots head that it needs to power its complex systems.

When have you ever seen a 50-foot solar panel sticking out of a robots head...really

Robots would use their cloaking shield so the ninja's wouldn't be able to see them [to remove the 50-foot solar panel sticking out of their heads.]

People have yet to specify where/when the robots came from, and ninjas can go invisible too.

No they can't! To keep this fair we can't have the ninjas turning invisible and being able to fly just like we can't have pirates with machine guns and dinosaurs with a fleet of trained mutant leeches with the power to control men's minds.

[Christopher]

The ninjas would then remove the 50-foot solar panel sticking out of the robots head that it needs to power its complex systems.

When have you ever seen a 50-foot solar panel sticking out of a robots head...really

Robots would use their cloaking shield so the ninja's wouldn't be able to see them [to remove the 50-foot solar panel sticking out of their heads.]

People have yet to specify where/when the robots came from, and ninjas can go invisible too.

No they can't! To keep this fair we can't have the ninjas turning invisible and being able to fly just like we can't have pirates with machine guns and dinosaurs with a fleet of trained mutant leeches with the power to control men's minds.

Then the robots can't go invisible either and have to rely on the current extent of their technology.

By that, we have:

Ninjas = Assasins
Dinosaurs = Some tuataras
Robot = Aibo
Pirate = Nerd with fat pipe

[SpiraLethe]

Well, Robots would eventually run out of power one way or another.

What if they're solar powered like on The Matrix? Then the Ninjas would have to shoot out the sun?

A few cloudy days would take care of that.

No they can't! To keep this fair we can't have the ninjas turning invisible and being able to fly just like we can't have pirates with machine guns and dinosaurs with a fleet of trained mutant leeches with the power to control men's minds.

Can those leeches be found on Ebay?