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Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:43 pm

Ammer wrote:What if Evanescence never existed?


Then the kids at school taking a science test wouldn't be writing "Uh ... isn't that a type of band?" as the answer for "What is the meaning of effervescence?"

What, if, each morning, every single person on earth was meant to crack an egg over their own heads?

Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:54 pm

What if what if questions didn't, don't and would never exist?

What if everyone in the world was a vegan?

What if I weren't the Queen of the Universe?

What if I liked Windows? (A: the world would explode)

Mon Jul 04, 2005 12:14 am

.:Requiem:. wrote:
Sir Isaac wrote:What if the real purpose of cows is not to give us milk, but to be dart boards because of their spots?


You're a meeeaaan person.

What if all bodily functions (walking, etc.) were voice controlled?


Could you imagine that?! Lol!

"Aww, crap! I stubbed my t-"

...

"I need a new pair of pants."

:roflol:

Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:33 am

DM was on fire! wrote:What If Windows was never created? :D


Well, that's what I meant, but I thought "Hey, I might as well start at the source", since Gates stealing the code created Windows. :P

What if there is a spoon? :o

Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:55 am

Sir Isaac wrote:What if the real purpose of cows is not to give us milk, but to be dart boards because of their spots?


Woah, woah, wait, you're not supposed to throw darts at cows' spots? Uh oh...

What if everything you wished for always came true?

Mon Jul 04, 2005 11:37 am

What if there was no machines?
:O
Includes Cars, Comuters, phones, everything! *pulls hair out*

*screams and runs into wall* *instead runs into Chass as she run into it earlier on the Robot thread*

Mon Jul 04, 2005 1:52 pm

Base wrote:
Sir Isaac wrote:What if the real purpose of cows is not to give us milk, but to be dart boards because of their spots?


Woah, woah, wait, you're not supposed to throw darts at cows' spots? Uh oh...

What if everything you wished for always came true?


the world would be in very big trouble.
cos i would have my squirrel army :evil:

Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:10 pm

What if the entire world only knows one language, and that language has two words in it?

What what if if? If what if if if. If what?

Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:58 pm

What if we could all live on mars

Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:38 pm

.:Chronically Depressed:. wrote:What if there was no machines?
:O
Includes Cars, Comuters, phones, everything! *pulls hair out*

*screams and runs into wall* *instead runs into Chass as she run into it earlier on the Robot thread*


Technically we're machines >P Converting Chemical Portential to Kinetic :P

Bno (I think) wrote:What if the entire world only knows one language, and that language has two words in it?


It's called BInary, and all computers already use it :P

Mon Jul 04, 2005 4:40 pm

What if stupid people finally realized they were stupid, and so all decided to become intelligent?

.:Chronically Depressed:. wrote:What if there was no machines?
:O
Includes Cars, Comuters, phones, everything! *pulls hair out*

*screams and runs into wall* *instead runs into Chass as she run into it earlier on the Robot thread*


Well, if machines didn't exist, then nothing would exist.

Humans are machines, as are planets and stars. I think cars and computers (er, I suppose commuters, too) would be the least of our problems.

Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:21 pm

What is PPT never existed?

Then we would have never met each other! *Goes sentimental*

Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:14 pm

(*Dranzer*) wrote:What is PPT never existed?

Then we would have never met each other! *Goes sentimental*


We also would have never had this thread, therefore, that question would have never existed.

What if Hitler won WW2?

What if Rome never existed?

What if the U.S didn't become their own country?

Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:25 pm

sir_michael wrote:What if Hitler won WW2?

What if the U.S didn't become their own country?


Then Britain would be very rich, and very powerful and the British Empire that existed later might've never stopped until they had power in to every valuable country.

Also, if America wasn't their own country, WII would never have happened; Britain would've invaded Germany and prevented any war, probably the first too.

Even if Britain didn't invade Germany, the German leader couldn't invade any countries because we invaded them first and he wouldn't have dared to when Britain would've been a collassal power.

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However, if the German leader did win, we'd all have blonde hair and blue eyes and have good complexion and speak German, Jews and other religions <s>might</s> would be exinct.


But this bordering the debate board. *shuts up*
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Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:34 pm

sir_michael wrote: What if Hitler won WW2?


Then we would all ruled by the Nazis. the Jews would have been would killed by the Nazis and then the Nazis would have start going after religion after religion until all religions were exterminated by them. Also the Destuchmark would be our currency and we all would be speaking German.

sir_michael wrote:What if Rome never existed?

Then we would have never had Romans, roads and the other great things that came from the Romans.

sir_michael wrote:What if the U.S didn't become their own country?


Then the U.S would be still under England's rule and the Americans would still be drinking Tea. Which tell the truth doesn't sound bad unless you are a American.
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