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Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:17 pm

SL, sometimes I worry about you.

Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:24 pm

Shoyru_Lover wrote:
Xil wrote:I usually stuff half lemons up them, and then cut slices of lemon and sneak them under the skin.


Dan, that is so gross! The poor chicken, having half a lemon shoved up his John Brown.


I think the worst part that xil didnt mention was that s/he does it to them while they're still alive...

Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:34 pm

Skullsplitter wrote:
Shoyru_Lover wrote:
Xil wrote:I usually stuff half lemons up them, and then cut slices of lemon and sneak them under the skin.


Dan, that is so gross! The poor chicken, having half a lemon shoved up his John Brown.


I think the worst part that xil didnt mention was that s/he does it to them while they're still alive...


He, seeing as I don't know any females who would shove lemons up a chicken's "John Brown"

Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:37 pm

Was there something else you were planning on saying in that sentence?

Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:51 pm

Skullsplitter wrote:Was there something else you were planning on saying in that sentence?


NO THERE WASN'T AND BE QUIET

I just felt like upping my postcount numberto supply my elitist ego, KAY?!

Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:21 pm

That works for me!

By the way, could anyone who knows these things clarify something for me....

The 'oysters' in a chicken, the bits that look like oyster... what part of the chickens body are they? Some fool told me they were the buttocks, but given that the buttocks are the biggest muscle in the human body i was a bit sceptical given that they are like... oysters. Please help

Nick

xxx

Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:04 pm

Skullsplitter wrote:That works for me!



Damn right it does.

Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:06 pm

THIS IS GOING SOMEWHERE I CAN FEEL IT

Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:14 am

Darn you! I'm having chicken for dinner!

And what do you think about in your spare time?

Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:35 am

ahoteinrun wrote:It doesn't have traces of excretement, because the parts of the chicken that held excretement are taken out, gutted. And then of course, the chicken is washed quite thoroughly.
No worries.
*pats*

And my god, you're weird.


You said it all.

Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:06 am

Skullsplitter wrote:That works for me!

By the way, could anyone who knows these things clarify something for me....

The 'oysters' in a chicken, the bits that look like oyster... what part of the chickens body are they? Some fool told me they were the buttocks, but given that the buttocks are the biggest muscle in the human body i was a bit sceptical given that they are like... oysters. Please help

Nick

xxx


Oyster bits? Are you talking about chicken gizzards? o_O Those are part of the stomach I think. Anyhow, leave it to SL to start chaos in the forum. This must have been posted during one of his sugar high nights x_x, we need go back to locking him up in the basement at night me thinks.

Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:18 am

Charisma wrote:
Skullsplitter wrote:That works for me!

By the way, could anyone who knows these things clarify something for me....

The 'oysters' in a chicken, the bits that look like oyster... what part of the chickens body are they? Some fool told me they were the buttocks, but given that the buttocks are the biggest muscle in the human body i was a bit sceptical given that they are like... oysters. Please help

Nick

xxx


Oyster bits? Are you talking about chicken gizzards? o_O Those are part of the stomach I think. Anyhow, leave it to SL to start chaos in the forum. This must have been posted during one of his sugar high nights x_x, we need go back to locking him up in the basement at night me thinks.


Nah, The Oysters are the best part of the chicken. On the bottom almost flush with the legs when they've been tied down. Just pop 'em out with a fork and eat them.

Quite good. I suppose they're near the chicken's bottom

Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:01 am

God, you made me think that you killed Arrow for thanksgiving already!!!!

XD

Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:49 am

SL, were you remotely sane I would probably say that this was a very insane thing to say, but given your current mental status..

Interesting.

Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:22 am

DiscordantNote wrote:SL, sometimes I worry about you.


Everyone tends to worry about SL.
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