Anything and everything goes in here... within reason.
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:09 pm

Sight- Blood just gushing all over the floor and spurting to the cieling.
Hearing- Gunshots. Bluugh.
Taste - Mustard, relish, lime jello powder and sour milk mixed together.
Touch- Electric fence on the tongue.
Smell- Taratech. No idea how it's actually spelt, but it's the most disgusting thing in the world.

Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:19 pm

Kyra wrote:
Christopher wrote:Taste - Children

Now now, children can be quite tasty with the right seasoning.



MAN! Have you guys tried three tbsp soy sauce, two tbsp rice wine, one tbsp fresh crushed garlic, one tbsp hot chili paste and one tbsp olive oil as a seasoning?! It is AMAZING.

Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:20 am

WIS wrote:Sight - Public Toilets... and what's in them.


I think public toilets could fall into nearly all my catagories. Especially taste, the soap is too alkali.

*slinks off with poor humour*

Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:49 am

Pixa wrote:
WIS wrote:Sight - Public Toilets... and what's in them.


I think public toilets could fall into nearly all my catagories. Especially taste, the soap is too alkali.

*slinks off with poor humour*


Hehe that reminds of a female german exchange student who had to use the Guys toilets as Female one was out of order. I assume it was her first time seeing a urinal as after doing whatever she did in the toilet, she waited for the urinals to flush, and washed her hands in it, using the urinal cakes as soap xD

Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:10 pm

Anoohilator wrote:
Pixa wrote:
WIS wrote:Sight - Public Toilets... and what's in them.


I think public toilets could fall into nearly all my catagories. Especially taste, the soap is too alkali.

*slinks off with poor humour*


Hehe that reminds of a female german exchange student who had to use the Guys toilets as Female one was out of order. I assume it was her first time seeing a urinal as after doing whatever she did in the toilet, she waited for the urinals to flush, and washed her hands in it, using the urinal cakes as soap xD



Was that.. Even the slightest bit funny in your head? Maybe you're having a hard day and all, but that story isn't a reflection of that poor German girl who hasn't learned toilet ettiquette yet, but it is a reflection of your own personal character and your humour? Do you think anyone would seriously laugh at that? I mean, if they do, well, schadenfreude isn't for everyone, but if they did? They should take a long hard look in the mirror too. Because people who find this amusing, get help. please.
Last edited by Paul on Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:28 pm

Paul wrote:
Anoohilator wrote:
Pixa wrote:
WIS wrote:Sight - Public Toilets... and what's in them.


I think public toilets could fall into nearly all my catagories. Especially taste, the soap is too alkali.

*slinks off with poor humour*


Hehe that reminds of a female german exchange student who had to use the Guys toilets as Female one was out of order. I assume it was her first time seeing a urinal as after doing whatever she did in the toilet, she waited for the urinals to flush, and washed her hands in it, using the urinal cakes as soap xD



What was that.. Even the slightest bit funny in your head? Maybe you're having a hard day and all, but that story isn't a reflection of that poor German girl who hasn't learn toilet ettiquette, but it is a reflection of your own personal character and your humour? Do you think anyone would seriously laugh at that? I mean, if they do, well, schadenfreude isn't for everyone, but if they did? They should take a long hard look in the mirror too. Because people who find this amusing, get help. please.


I admit, I would laugh if I actually saw her doing it. I always do; it isnt because Im a bad person because Im not. When I see something and it shocks me I usually laugh. Id feel guilty about it afterwards though. Reading his post though, it didnt really sound that amuzing either.

Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:19 pm

Paul wrote:
Anoohilator wrote:
Pixa wrote:
WIS wrote:Sight - Public Toilets... and what's in them.


I think public toilets could fall into nearly all my catagories. Especially taste, the soap is too alkali.

*slinks off with poor humour*


Hehe that reminds of a female german exchange student who had to use the Guys toilets as Female one was out of order. I assume it was her first time seeing a urinal as after doing whatever she did in the toilet, she waited for the urinals to flush, and washed her hands in it, using the urinal cakes as soap xD



Was that.. Even the slightest bit funny in your head? Maybe you're having a hard day and all, but that story isn't a reflection of that poor German girl who hasn't learned toilet ettiquette yet, but it is a reflection of your own personal character and your humour? Do you think anyone would seriously laugh at that? I mean, if they do, well, schadenfreude isn't for everyone, but if they did? They should take a long hard look in the mirror too. Because people who find this amusing, get help. please.


Paul - seriously - you're making this into something bigger than it is - I'm sure once someone told her that she laughed it off. Do you think TV shows like Just for laughs is a crime? Do you put on a frown everytime something happens to someone that they didn't want to happen to them?

I'm not gonna start an arguement or whatever, but just to let you know, I wasn't having a hard day or anything, many people have found this funny and by incinuating that I and any other person who might find this "even the slightest bit funny in their head" "needs help" I think you're being a bit out of order...

Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:06 pm

Anoohilator wrote:Paul - seriously - you're making this into something bigger than it is - I'm sure once someone told her that she laughed it off. Do you think TV shows like Just for laughs is a crime? Do you put on a frown everytime something happens to someone that they didn't want to happen to them?

I'm not gonna start an arguement or whatever, but just to let you know, I wasn't having a hard day or anything, many people have found this funny and by incinuating that I and any other person who might find this "even the slightest bit funny in their head" "needs help" I think you're being a bit out of order...


No, I don't think they're a crime, but I do think that they're seriously moronic. And yes, I generally do frown at them, especially in cases like this, because I can actually empathise with people and feel sorry for them.

You think I'm being out of order? You're the one who laughed at the girl who washed her hands in a urinal.

Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:13 pm

Dude, Just For Laughs IS a crime. It's not funny and it's a waste of TV license.

Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:15 pm

Paul wrote:
Anoohilator wrote:Paul - seriously - you're making this into something bigger than it is - I'm sure once someone told her that she laughed it off. Do you think TV shows like Just for laughs is a crime? Do you put on a frown everytime something happens to someone that they didn't want to happen to them?

I'm not gonna start an arguement or whatever, but just to let you know, I wasn't having a hard day or anything, many people have found this funny and by incinuating that I and any other person who might find this "even the slightest bit funny in their head" "needs help" I think you're being a bit out of order...


No, I don't think they're a crime, but I do think that they're seriously moronic. And yes, I generally do frown at them, especially in cases like this, because I can actually empathise with people and feel sorry for them.

You think I'm being out of order? You're the one who laughed at the girl who washed her hands in a urinal.


So what? It's not like he committed mass murder or anything. I think you're being quite the jerk about it, really. If it bothers you that much just learn to walk away or ignore it.

Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:59 pm

Ginger Harp Seal Pup wrote:
Paul wrote:
Anoohilator wrote:Paul - seriously - you're making this into something bigger than it is - I'm sure once someone told her that she laughed it off. Do you think TV shows like Just for laughs is a crime? Do you put on a frown everytime something happens to someone that they didn't want to happen to them?

I'm not gonna start an arguement or whatever, but just to let you know, I wasn't having a hard day or anything, many people have found this funny and by incinuating that I and any other person who might find this "even the slightest bit funny in their head" "needs help" I think you're being a bit out of order...


No, I don't think they're a crime, but I do think that they're seriously moronic. And yes, I generally do frown at them, especially in cases like this, because I can actually empathise with people and feel sorry for them.

You think I'm being out of order? You're the one who laughed at the girl who washed her hands in a urinal.


So what? It's not like he committed mass murder or anything. I think you're being quite the jerk about it, really. If it bothers you that much just learn to walk away or ignore it.


So basically, anything that isn't "mass murder or anything" is quite all right?

Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:14 pm

Paul wrote:
Anoohilator wrote:Paul - seriously - you're making this into something bigger than it is - I'm sure once someone told her that she laughed it off. Do you think TV shows like Just for laughs is a crime? Do you put on a frown everytime something happens to someone that they didn't want to happen to them?

I'm not gonna start an arguement or whatever, but just to let you know, I wasn't having a hard day or anything, many people have found this funny and by incinuating that I and any other person who might find this "even the slightest bit funny in their head" "needs help" I think you're being a bit out of order...


No, I don't think they're a crime, but I do think that they're seriously moronic. And yes, I generally do frown at them, especially in cases like this, because I can actually empathise with people and feel sorry for them.

You think I'm being out of order? You're the one who laughed at the girl who washed her hands in a urinal.


No feelings were hurt - I didn't walk up to her and laugh in her face - it's just something I'll remember and when mentioning it I won't address it as something normal or something to be frowned upon. I guess with you it's something that should never ever be classified as funny or I'm never ever allowed to write it and include the words "hehe" or "xD" but if it pleases you Paul I'll keep my "humour" to myself and take a good look in the mirror at what a cruel and barbaric person I am.

Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:14 pm

Paul wrote:
Ginger Harp Seal Pup wrote:
Paul wrote:
Anoohilator wrote:Paul - seriously - you're making this into something bigger than it is - I'm sure once someone told her that she laughed it off. Do you think TV shows like Just for laughs is a crime? Do you put on a frown everytime something happens to someone that they didn't want to happen to them?

I'm not gonna start an arguement or whatever, but just to let you know, I wasn't having a hard day or anything, many people have found this funny and by incinuating that I and any other person who might find this "even the slightest bit funny in their head" "needs help" I think you're being a bit out of order...


No, I don't think they're a crime, but I do think that they're seriously moronic. And yes, I generally do frown at them, especially in cases like this, because I can actually empathise with people and feel sorry for them.

You think I'm being out of order? You're the one who laughed at the girl who washed her hands in a urinal.


So what? It's not like he committed mass murder or anything. I think you're being quite the jerk about it, really. If it bothers you that much just learn to walk away or ignore it.


So basically, anything that isn't "mass murder or anything" is quite all right?


Not this again...I'm not going to make this go any further.

Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:16 pm

Ginger Harp Seal Pup wrote:
Paul wrote:
Ginger Harp Seal Pup wrote:
Paul wrote:
Anoohilator wrote:Paul - seriously - you're making this into something bigger than it is - I'm sure once someone told her that she laughed it off. Do you think TV shows like Just for laughs is a crime? Do you put on a frown everytime something happens to someone that they didn't want to happen to them?

I'm not gonna start an arguement or whatever, but just to let you know, I wasn't having a hard day or anything, many people have found this funny and by incinuating that I and any other person who might find this "even the slightest bit funny in their head" "needs help" I think you're being a bit out of order...


No, I don't think they're a crime, but I do think that they're seriously moronic. And yes, I generally do frown at them, especially in cases like this, because I can actually empathise with people and feel sorry for them.

You think I'm being out of order? You're the one who laughed at the girl who washed her hands in a urinal.


So what? It's not like he committed mass murder or anything. I think you're being quite the jerk about it, really. If it bothers you that much just learn to walk away or ignore it.


So basically, anything that isn't "mass murder or anything" is quite all right?


Not this again...I'm not going to make this go any further.


I know you didn't mean to say that (mass-murder comment), but that is what it came out as. I'm going to assume it was a mistake ever arguing with me.


And by the way, Anoohilator, you oughta make sure it isn't an expensive one. :)
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Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:18 pm

Paul wrote:
Ginger Harp Seal Pup wrote:
Paul wrote:
Ginger Harp Seal Pup wrote:
Paul wrote:
Anoohilator wrote:Paul - seriously - you're making this into something bigger than it is - I'm sure once someone told her that she laughed it off. Do you think TV shows like Just for laughs is a crime? Do you put on a frown everytime something happens to someone that they didn't want to happen to them?

I'm not gonna start an arguement or whatever, but just to let you know, I wasn't having a hard day or anything, many people have found this funny and by incinuating that I and any other person who might find this "even the slightest bit funny in their head" "needs help" I think you're being a bit out of order...


No, I don't think they're a crime, but I do think that they're seriously moronic. And yes, I generally do frown at them, especially in cases like this, because I can actually empathise with people and feel sorry for them.

You think I'm being out of order? You're the one who laughed at the girl who washed her hands in a urinal.


So what? It's not like he committed mass murder or anything. I think you're being quite the jerk about it, really. If it bothers you that much just learn to walk away or ignore it.


So basically, anything that isn't "mass murder or anything" is quite all right?


Not this again...I'm not going to make this go any further.


I know you didn't mean to say that (mass-murder comment), but that is what it came out as. I'm going to assume it was a mistake ever arguing with me.


I suck at arguing. That's why I'm stopping this ;)
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