I'm back from the abyss woohoo!

[3lla]

OMG... I am uploading at 100 KB/s!!! That's... 1 mb / s right? OMG... uploading the ppt podcast shows is so quick now... like 10 minutes!!

Kym even though we all love you, try to reframe from mentioning things like this otherwise you might just get an angry mob on your doorstep.
NAH!
Even though I envy you, yes, envy you for that amazing connection, I will try not to stab you or myself with a fork

Ok, seriously. Kym. Why oh why do you have to plague us with such a fasty connection!?

[draconis]

Even though I envy you, yes, envy you for that amazing connection, I will try not to stab you or myself with a fork

Le GASP! Stabbing Kym with a fork? Oh, the humanity! Just think, you'll never be able to use that fork to eat again. Or for any other purpose, for that matter.

*hands ellamcumber a sharpened spork under the table*