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Sun Jun 13, 2004 12:57 am

Some kid had one of those wheel back packs ... it was on one of those drain holes with the metal bars ... i kicked the back pack and tripped and fell on my back .... it hurt ...

Sun Jun 13, 2004 9:21 pm

Well I was in a rush for school and I had PE first thing so I picked up my dance leggings straight from the dryer and shoved them into my bag without looking.

So I get to school and put them on and get on the trampoline. I was there bouncing, minding my own business as you do when someone shouted "OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!". And there, for all the girls in my entire year to see, sitting on the trampoline was my tiniest, sexiest g-string. My PE teach was helpless and I still have the nickname "Pants Girl". I'm never gonna live this one down........ :oops:

Sun Jun 13, 2004 9:56 pm

not stupid stupid, just stupid.

In year 9 at high school i fell down the stairs and broke my leg. One year later (within a week or 2) i fell down the same stairs, at the same time of day and broke the same leg. :oops:

I was banned from going near those stairs after that.

Mon Jun 14, 2004 1:43 am

I also fell down the stairs in highschool. It was my first day in year 9 and I'd just had German. I somehow slipped forwards and slid down the stairs on my knees. The stairs were like metal at the ends too :cry: Yeah, my legs were bleeding bad.

But one of my brothers friends fell down the same stairs, though the was doing forewards rolls. He rolled into the glass door, it smashed. He stood up and ran away before he could get in trouble :P

Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:09 am

xerai wrote:I guess science gas taps and lighters don't really well, pair up nicely (huge big flames making a few people jump back)

Burning friends and my cookery projects, repeatedly.

Having a fight with Michael.

Having a fight with Liam.

Pushing Liam over a chair onto valves on the pipes above the skirting board bruising the small of his back.

Slamming Liam into a school fence.

Having a fight with Kane.

Having a fight with Kane infront of his two best friends.

Having a fight with Sonny infront of a science teacher and technician.

Walking out of school when being looked for by two senior teachers.

Yelling at a science teacher.

Punching Kerion in the face, repeatedly.

Letting idiots feel my wrath for small reasons, repeatedly.

Punching Christopher over an eraser in citizenship class.



Hm, I've never been suspended, and I've only ever had three letters home and they were due to homework reasons.


Paul, you're one violent little boy. :shock:

I don't quite remember high school much. 'Sort of a blur. I'm sure I did plenty of dumb things on a daily basis. However, I do remember a few friends flooding a chemistry room and some guy in my physics class almost killing himself with the Van De Graaff generator.

Mon Jun 14, 2004 9:40 am

Hmm. Now where do I start? XD

I've done A LOT of stupid and embarrasing things in school, both intentionally and unintentionally. I'll just list some off the top of my head at the moment.

- Tongue-tied and saying wrong things at the wrong time.
- Advertising the 20 cent iced water drinks obtainable from my school canteen to just about EVERYONE whom I lay my eyes on. XD
- Forgetting errands with teachers entrusted me to do.
- Forgetting to bring things with no one could forget.
- Banging my shin into a hard, stone stool in the middle of the corridor which everyone managed to avoid, but I didn't see it because I was reading Reader's Digest while walking. XD
- Laughing like an insane maniac [or an evil sorcerer] when I was only supposed to read out the script of the play we were studying.

Mon Jun 14, 2004 11:21 am

Well lets se

1. I swallowed a penlid (like a biro pen lid) in english and just left hte classroom whilst not breating, leaving people to add up why i'd left.

2. (this was today) I ran around school with the panfelts for the lower school social (I'm a year rep) and when someone tried taking one i'd run back and yell *YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE, THEY'RE MINE!* :D

3. Locked several teachers in several storerooms :D

And many more

Mon Jun 14, 2004 11:46 am

I remembered one! The time my pants split! I had to sow them up temporarily myself.

Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:07 pm

Pfft, thats happened to me loads! :D

Mon Jun 14, 2004 1:14 pm

hmm...

Hogging the playground equipment

Pulling Megan's hair

Ignoring a staff member

Splitting my pants

Peeing in my pants alot

Drawing on my desk

Doodling on the whiteboard

Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:04 pm

Peed all over the toilet, wall in 1st grade, and the next person in there told da teacher, and I had to clean it all up :oops: quite emberassing

Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:20 pm

Well theres the day I broke a door.
The day I was caught smoking.
The day I swore infront of the new kids.
The countless violent acts.
The day we tied up someone, dragged him into the hall, then got caught (Oppps Best bit was we couldnt get the sellotape off around him hehehe)
The time I did an impression of the PE teachers limp...and he saw.

The list can go on, However the funniest thing was when me and my friends had to stand outside my Deputy headmasters office, we ate his biscuits ..... Leon took a whizz in his teapot, go us!

Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:33 pm

Well I ran past a teacher on the field whilst it was snowing, I had a snowball in my hand. He looked straight at me, and I threw a snowball at his face, then I just ran off.

Sat Jun 19, 2004 11:37 am

I've done a lot of stupid things, but I think this one tops it all. A few weeks ago, my class was on a post-exam trip to somewhere and I said I hoped the bus had left without my teacher. Then I turned around and saw her right behind me. I don't know if she knew I was talking about her, but I wouldn't be surprised if she did.

Sat Jun 19, 2004 1:13 pm

Well, during art class (the teacher is an old ogre who has nothing better top do than yell at us for talking), and our teacher is very strict about scizzors (Quote, "You could kill someone!"), I had a scizzor fight with one of my friends because they were poking fun at my boyfriend. I got a lunch detention.
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