Questions

[Sapphire Faerie]

I'm American, and no, no, no.

[Trinity]

Angus, if you are going to ask such questions of the British, Dutch, and Germans, then they should be allowed to ask questions of us Americans:

1. Do you all eat at McDonald's every day?
Eww, yuck! I hate McDonalds!
2. Are you all wealthier than spit?
Not even close, at least for me and my neighbourhood
3. Do all American women look like the Barbie Doll? ( couldn't resist )

I could add more regarding obesity, guns, and our current President, but did not want to provoke anyone.

Woo! I live in America and type in a British way! Now will I be popular with all the cool Brits?

[Ixistant]

1) Only those of us who aren't from England.

Go drink some Iron Brew you Haggis bothering skirt wearer

1. It's Irn Bru. The Scot's are too good for vowels.
2. Haggis is actually sheep, and we look after our sheep. Go speak to the Welsh for this crime.
3. What's wrong with skirts... THey're surprisingly comfy.[/list]

Wrong. It's Irn-Bru. We Scots are too good for most vowels AND spaces! And yes, go see the Welsh. And while you're at it rip their vocal chords out too please. And kilts are nice. I had to wear one to my first communion in P4 and it was OK. But I wouldn't wear it cassually. Anyway, here are the answers.

1) Yes. Yes we are. Unless you're Welsh.
2) No. Fish And Chips are disgusting. But there's the traditional ned dish which is nice. Deep Fried Mars Bar.

[.:Compact Disk:.]

Angus, if you are going to ask such questions of the British, Dutch, and Germans, then they should be allowed to ask questions of us Americans:

1. Do you all eat at McDonald's every day?
Eww, yuck! I hate McDonalds!
2. Are you all wealthier than spit?
Not even close, at least for me and my neighbourhood
3. Do all American women look like the Barbie Doll? ( couldn't resist )

I could add more regarding obesity, guns, and our current President, but did not want to provoke anyone.

Woo! I live in America and type in a British way! Now will I be popular with all the cool Brits?

You've always been popular with me... and I'm a cool brit!

[sir_michael]

Angus, if you are going to ask such questions of the British, Dutch, and Germans, then they should be allowed to ask questions of us Americans:

1. Do you all eat at McDonald's every day?
Eww, yuck! I hate McDonalds!
2. Are you all wealthier than spit?
Not even close, at least for me and my neighbourhood
3. Do all American women look like the Barbie Doll? ( couldn't resist )

I could add more regarding obesity, guns, and our current President, but did not want to provoke anyone.

Woo! I live in America and type in a British way! Now will I be popular with all the cool Brits?

You've always been popular with me... and I'm a cool brit!

And I'm a cool Canadian, Woot! Get it? Cool.

[Paul]

Mmm. Deep Fried Mars Bar in batter. Mhmm.

[.:Compact Disk:.]

Angus, if you are going to ask such questions of the British, Dutch, and Germans, then they should be allowed to ask questions of us Americans:

1. Do you all eat at McDonald's every day?
Eww, yuck! I hate McDonalds!
2. Are you all wealthier than spit?
Not even close, at least for me and my neighbourhood
3. Do all American women look like the Barbie Doll? ( couldn't resist )

I could add more regarding obesity, guns, and our current President, but did not want to provoke anyone.

Woo! I live in America and type in a British way! Now will I be popular with all the cool Brits?

You've always been popular with me... and I'm a cool brit!

And I'm a cool Canadian, Woot! Get it? Cool.

Just... stop... now... *shakes his head*

Edit:

Mmm. Deep Fried Mars Bar in batter. Mhmm.

OOOOOOO THEY'RE SO NICE!

[Twinkle]

Pfft. My love handles taste great.

What are love handles?

Rolls of fat taht are held onto during love making

um... okay... Twinkle... what have you been up to?

Nothing! They only get their name from that expression. Love handles are rolls of fat which come over a girls hips. Incidently, I have none which is why Skullsplitter made that comment in the first place.

[Trinity]

Angus, if you are going to ask such questions of the British, Dutch, and Germans, then they should be allowed to ask questions of us Americans:

1. Do you all eat at McDonald's every day?
Eww, yuck! I hate McDonalds!
2. Are you all wealthier than spit?
Not even close, at least for me and my neighbourhood
3. Do all American women look like the Barbie Doll? ( couldn't resist )

I could add more regarding obesity, guns, and our current President, but did not want to provoke anyone.

Woo! I live in America and type in a British way! Now will I be popular with all the cool Brits?

You've always been popular with me... and I'm a cool brit!

Yay, I'm popular with a British person! Gotta be popular with 'em to go to England next year(or the year after).
Yay for Brits! They're cool! No, I'm not just saying that...

[Shadowfare]

Mmm. Deep Fried Mars Bar in batter. Mhmm.

Those are on my list of 'must try foods before I die'.

Are all of you REALLY witty and clever?

Oh yes.


Are fish and chips good?

I prefer the good ol' cheesy burger mesel'

(we're too good for constinents 's-wel')

[Paul]

Mmm. Deep Fried Mars Bar in batter. Mhmm.

Those are on my list of 'must try foods before I die'.

Are all of you REALLY witty and clever?

Oh yes.


Are fish and chips good?

I prefer the good ol' cheesy burger mesel'

(we're too good for vowels 's-wel')

Don't you mean vowels? e u i o a?

[Anubis]

Deep Fried Mars Bar.

Yep, had that before.

Warm sticky gooey Mars Bar covered in batter.

EW.

[Shadowfare]

Mmm. Deep Fried Mars Bar in batter. Mhmm.

Those are on my list of 'must try foods before I die'.

Are all of you REALLY witty and clever?

Oh yes.


Are fish and chips good?

I prefer the good ol' cheesy burger mesel'

(we're too good for vowels 's-wel')

Don't you mean vowels? e u i o a?

I'm going mad. I so wrote constinents. I actually opened word to check the spelling
The evil monkey did it

[-edit-]
I did write constinents.
You quoted before I edited my original post. Had me all worried for my sanity there.

[Paul]

Deep Fried Mars Bar.

Yep, had that before.

Warm sticky gooey Mars Bar covered in batter.

EW.

Yum.

[Anubis]

Deep Fried Mars Bar.

Yep, had that before.

Warm sticky gooey Mars Bar covered in batter.

EW.

Yum.

Okay, it tasted all right. But definitely not every day. Bleh.