The Anonymous Advice Column (Pink Ink)

[TDG]

Y Y U R Y Y U B I C U R Y Y 4 M E

Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

Ya know. That wasn't really for you to answer.

Sorry, I'm addicted to those sorts of things

Why am I so addicted ?? I don't know...does mr(s) anon know ??

[Hunter Lupe]

My printer has three things, one is a printer, one is a coppier. What is its other function?

Does sucking up electricity count as a function?
(Alright, alright, it's also a scanner.)

[Tymaporer]

My printer has three things, one is a printer, one is a coppier. What is its other function?

Does sucking up electricity count as a function?
(Alright, alright, it's also a scanner.)

If Hunter's really a genius, why did he misspell "all right"?

[Paul]

My printer has three things, one is a printer, one is a coppier. What is its other function?

Does sucking up electricity count as a function?
(Alright, alright, it's also a scanner.)

If Hunter's really a genius, why did he misspell "all right"?

It's not misspelt.

ALRIGHT

Variant spelling of all right .

USAGE: The merging of all and right to form the one-word spelling alright is first recorded toward the end of the 19th century (unlike other similar merged spellings such as altogether and already, which date from much earlier). There is no logical reason for insisting that all right be two words when other single-word forms such as altogether have long been accepted. Nevertheless, although found widely, alright remains nonstandard.


Not accepted, yes, misspelt, no.

[VeraX]

My printer has three things, one is a printer, one is a coppier. What is its other function?

Does sucking up electricity count as a function?
(Alright, alright, it's also a scanner.)

Didn't even think of that, I put that in with a coppier in my brain for some reason.
Does one more thing:) Prints, scans, coppies and does one other thing.