What's one of the dumbest things you've ever done? :P

[Maggin]

I've done too many dumb things in my life and I can't remember them all. But this one sticks in my mind. It was sooo embarrassing and only a couple of week ago too so it still makes me cringe. And it really was a dumb thing to do.

I had just got to work one morning and I was on the till straight away. Ten minutes later a woman and her four year old daughter come into the shop. They buy some toys and this little blue clock. Anyway, stupidly, I put the clock to one side after I rang it in the till and ring the other toys in. Then I pressed the button that allows the drawer with the money in it to shoot open. As I did this I realised. The clock was in the way and the till drawer shot open, knocking the little girl's clock onto the floor (which the mother had just payed for to make matters worse) breaking it. I looked down at this little smashed up clock that had just been payed for next to my feet with my face burning up really much.

Gee, how can I ever live THAT one down?

Woah, thats sad. I cant really laugh at that thiugh. xD Poor you, lol. I hate it when I get so embaressed that my face goes PURE red.

[VeraX]

When I was little, me and my brother were out on the cement pad behind the house. My brother wanted to see if a rock would bounce on cement, so I bend over to watch. It bounces so high it hits me on the nose, and I get a black eye.

Next day, my brother decides that was a fluke, and decides to try it again. I decide to watch again. I bend over to watch, and it bounces so high it hits me on the nose, and blackens my other eye.

Next day, me and my brother were paying baseball. He wants to hit a rock with the bat. He hits it, it hits me in the nose, and I get a huge bruise across my nose.


I learned not to play with my brother.

Hit you on the NOSE but you got a black EYE?

Yes, thats what happens when you get hit next to your eye with a rather large hard object.

[labbiedor]

I just remembered something. XD

Last year, we had a roller skating party for all of the band students. The guy I used to like was in band, too, but he had a girlfriend and they went together that night. So I was in the snack bar, and I saw him there and I sort of just looked at him, and I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. I was on my roller skates, and I was going way too fast, and so I tried to stop myself by grabbing onto the soda machine, but instead I ran right into it, lost my balance, and fell right on my butt in front of the guy I used to like. It was really embarrassing when it happened, but now that I think back on it I actually think it's funny.

[Igg]

This isn't me, but oh well.

On Wednesday I saw a friend who I hadn't seen for a few months.

My friend likes to taste Soap.

I had a free sample of soap, and he picked it up, sniffed it, unwrapped it, sniffed it again. Gave it a tentative lick, then a huge lick over 2 sides of it.

Revolting, it would seem.

Took a gulp of tea and then chucked his take out cup into the bin (we were sat on a bench next to a bin). He did it very slowly and deliberately, yet somehow managed to make it so that the cup hit the rim of the bin, and the lid came off, showering him in Earl Grey.

Very, very funny.

[Ginger Harp Seal Pup]

This isn't me, but oh well.

On Wednesday I saw a friend who I hadn't seen for a few months.

My friend likes to taste Soap.

I had a free sample of soap, and he picked it up, sniffed it, unwrapped it, sniffed it again. Gave it a tentative lick, then a huge lick over 2 sides of it.

Revolting, it would seem.

Took a gulp of tea and then chucked his take out cup into the bin (we were sat on a bench next to a bin). He did it very slowly and deliberately, yet somehow managed to make it so that the cup hit the rim of the bin, and the lid came off, showering him in Earl Grey.

Very, very funny.

Hehe, I liked to taste soap when I was younger. It's disgusting now. I also liked to taste things like dirt and leaves and stuff. Gross or what?

[_jade_em_]

This isn't me, but oh well.

On Wednesday I saw a friend who I hadn't seen for a few months.

My friend likes to taste Soap.

I had a free sample of soap, and he picked it up, sniffed it, unwrapped it, sniffed it again. Gave it a tentative lick, then a huge lick over 2 sides of it.

Revolting, it would seem.

Took a gulp of tea and then chucked his take out cup into the bin (we were sat on a bench next to a bin). He did it very slowly and deliberately, yet somehow managed to make it so that the cup hit the rim of the bin, and the lid came off, showering him in Earl Grey.

Very, very funny.

Hehe, I liked to taste soap when I was younger. It's disgusting now. I also liked to taste things like dirt and leaves and stuff. Gross or what?

Ever dipped your tongue into shampoo or conditioner?

Some taste bitter, but some are nice ^^;

[Twinkle]

I just did a REALLY dumb thing.

I kind of bought my friend a card for her 18th and didn't realise it said "Happy 18th Son".... I'll give it to her anyway and hope she doesn't notice.

[Igg]

This isn't me, but oh well.

On Wednesday I saw a friend who I hadn't seen for a few months.

My friend likes to taste Soap.

I had a free sample of soap, and he picked it up, sniffed it, unwrapped it, sniffed it again. Gave it a tentative lick, then a huge lick over 2 sides of it.

Revolting, it would seem.

Took a gulp of tea and then chucked his take out cup into the bin (we were sat on a bench next to a bin). He did it very slowly and deliberately, yet somehow managed to make it so that the cup hit the rim of the bin, and the lid came off, showering him in Earl Grey.

Very, very funny.

Hehe, I liked to taste soap when I was younger. It's disgusting now. I also liked to taste things like dirt and leaves and stuff. Gross or what?

Ever dipped your tongue into shampoo or conditioner?

Some taste bitter, but some are nice ^^;

He washes his mouth out with shower gel.

[Hil]

Actually, it's more about what I SAY not what I do. I can be ditzy sometimes and say stupid things...ex:

"I didn't know The Grinch was a book!"

Anyways...once I was clipping my nail and for some reason got it close to my lip and got it stuck on my gums...it hurt.

[Alisquid]

One of my friends brings out the ditz in me.

For example, I once said "I want to know how to use the laundry machine!"

Also, when she slept over, we talked about some books for a long time. I was soon getting sleepy, and I started mixing up memebers of her family with characters from the books. I did this one right after the other.

[Asthaloth]

This isn't me, but oh well.

On Wednesday I saw a friend who I hadn't seen for a few months.

My friend likes to taste Soap.

I had a free sample of soap, and he picked it up, sniffed it, unwrapped it, sniffed it again. Gave it a tentative lick, then a huge lick over 2 sides of it.

Revolting, it would seem.

Took a gulp of tea and then chucked his take out cup into the bin (we were sat on a bench next to a bin). He did it very slowly and deliberately, yet somehow managed to make it so that the cup hit the rim of the bin, and the lid came off, showering him in Earl Grey.

Very, very funny.

I like to eat my friends makeup.
I have absolutly no idea why in retrospect.
Oh; And Spiders.
I eat spiders too.

Oh. And i have the unique ability to trip over on any surface.
Flat ground. check
The Super-grip floor at the Cinema? Check.
Walking into bins? check.
walking into frakkin great walls without realising they're there? check.

[Ginger Harp Seal Pup]

I just did a REALLY dumb thing.

I kind of bought my friend a card for her 18th and didn't realise it said "Happy 18th Son".... I'll give it to her anyway and hope she doesn't notice.

I wonder what the cashier thought?

I'll bet it went something like this:

"Mums are getting younger and younger these days..."

Well, it's a pretty common mistake to make. I worry about cards because I always think it's going to say something inappropriate or something like what happened to you.

[.:Requiem:.]

I wlak into things. Everything. And can trip over every surface on this earth--and do so constantly. I'll need to think of some specifics...

[MyleneFarmer]

I finally thought of one of my most "graceful" moments!

When I was 18 or so, my mother had our sidewalk taken out to have a new one poured. So, I was just called to visit my brother to watch a movie, which they were going to be started quickly. Since I was in a hurry, I ran outside, and of course ran on the grass, rather than the mud where the new sidewalk was going to be put in. It was dark, and I forgot about something very, very important: the planter full of cacti that sat at the end of the sidewalk. I ran smack into it, and landed with my thighs hitting all of the cacti. Of course, I was wearing shorts. I was so startled, etc, I just hopped in my car and went to my brother's house, who spent the next hour trying to get cactus needles out of my legs using tweezers, and when that failed, he used duct tape. ^^; What made matters worse was the fact that I hadn't shaved in a few weeks (heh...I rarely wear shorts, and have blonde leg hairs, soo...), so he kept plucking leg hairs thinking they were small cactus needs. Oh my, was that painful, and so completely idiotic for me to do. >_<

[Igg]

Oh. And i have the unique ability to trip over on any surface.
Flat ground. check
The Super-grip floor at the Cinema? Check.
Walking into bins? check.
walking into frakkin great walls without realising they're there? check.

That's not a unique ability, trust me.