Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:55 pm
Heh.. one more, ((I ALAYS get STUCK, though..))
My head got stuck in a hole in the wall at school. I had to have one of the cops help me. I was 8, and trying to save our class hamster. Some idiot had kicked/knocked a hole in the wall, and the hamster, Sammy, got in it. So, I went after him, and got my head and one arm trapped it the wall.
O_O: Elementary was fun..
My head got stuck in a hole in the wall at school. I had to have one of the cops help me. I was 8, and trying to save our class hamster. Some idiot had kicked/knocked a hole in the wall, and the hamster, Sammy, got in it. So, I went after him, and got my head and one arm trapped it the wall.
O_O: Elementary was fun..
Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:31 am
Stupid: I completely screwed up a back handspring at an away game last week. It's not that bad cuz it was an away game and the only specatators from my school were parents and like 10 hardcore birdcagers. It was bad though cuz I like one of the kids in the birdcage and the drummer in their band was pretty hot.
Stupid crap like that happens all the time. My life is like one big stupid moment. Everything I do get's me screwed over somehow.
More Stupid: last summer me and my friends were making up a dance in her front yard at 2 in the morning. We were wearing cheerleading shorts rolled up like 5 times and this guy from school drove past. Real Smart Huh?
Even more stupid: Staying up all night when we had a really important cheerleading practice the next morning at 9.
Stupid crap like that happens all the time. My life is like one big stupid moment. Everything I do get's me screwed over somehow.
More Stupid: last summer me and my friends were making up a dance in her front yard at 2 in the morning. We were wearing cheerleading shorts rolled up like 5 times and this guy from school drove past. Real Smart Huh?
Even more stupid: Staying up all night when we had a really important cheerleading practice the next morning at 9.
Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:14 am
Sad: I have stepped on pile of dungs while going out for distance runs. Many times! Occasionally, a passing bird lets loose on me as well and that's not cool, especially when I'm far away from home.
Stupid: I supposedly "hacked" into the principal's account as a freshman when my teacher was standing right behind me. I had to pay $40 for technology repair and was suspended from school for three days, even though the principal told me that he wasn't going to. This was when I learned that gossip spreads rather quickly...and when I came back to school, many ridiculous variations of the incident were circulated. The administration finally ended the string of rumors by mentioning something about it in the daily announcements.
Stupid #2: In that same computer class, the kid who sat next to me brought a firearm to school one day and threatened to hurt people if I told on him. I took a peek at his backpack and he really did have one! I didn't know what to do at the time and I was pretty scared for my life. The bell rang a few minutes later, and the guy who sat in front of me (who had my exact same first name!) told the teacher about him after he had left the room. So police officers came over to confiscate the weapon from him, and he got expelled from school. The police brought me out of class to interrogate me...and then the guy who brought the firearm walks over to the counseling department (where I was being interrogated) with his hands cuffed, and well, he's probably out to get me now.
Stupid #3: I thought that I was getting the presidential fitness test award for running a 5:17 mile in P.E. class, but it turns out that I was never tested for the other activities! My P.E. teacher and the athletic director debated over this for the rest of period, with the rest of the class impatiently waiting for football teams to be picked. Felt pretty embarassed after that.
Stupid: I supposedly "hacked" into the principal's account as a freshman when my teacher was standing right behind me. I had to pay $40 for technology repair and was suspended from school for three days, even though the principal told me that he wasn't going to. This was when I learned that gossip spreads rather quickly...and when I came back to school, many ridiculous variations of the incident were circulated. The administration finally ended the string of rumors by mentioning something about it in the daily announcements.
Stupid #2: In that same computer class, the kid who sat next to me brought a firearm to school one day and threatened to hurt people if I told on him. I took a peek at his backpack and he really did have one! I didn't know what to do at the time and I was pretty scared for my life. The bell rang a few minutes later, and the guy who sat in front of me (who had my exact same first name!) told the teacher about him after he had left the room. So police officers came over to confiscate the weapon from him, and he got expelled from school. The police brought me out of class to interrogate me...and then the guy who brought the firearm walks over to the counseling department (where I was being interrogated) with his hands cuffed, and well, he's probably out to get me now.
Stupid #3: I thought that I was getting the presidential fitness test award for running a 5:17 mile in P.E. class, but it turns out that I was never tested for the other activities! My P.E. teacher and the athletic director debated over this for the rest of period, with the rest of the class impatiently waiting for football teams to be picked. Felt pretty embarassed after that.
Re: The Most Saddest/Stupidest Things to occur to you
Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:32 pm
Full Metal Alchemist wrote:The Sad:
I was trying to see if i could go to the bathroom while standing on the toilet seat, and I slipped, and I fell into the toilet...(I was 4.)
I think that could be considered stupid, too.
Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:42 pm
The Stupid: When I was like, six, I was sitting in the bathroom, painting my nails (rather badly.) Well, I got tired. I happened to be sitting on the toilet seat, and, well, I fell asleep. The thing was, I was stupid enough to leave the real lid up, so I was like, sitting over water. Next I remember, it was about midnight and I woke up...on the toilet. ;~;
Fri Dec 31, 2004 3:48 pm
I forgot about the stupidest thing I've ever done. I wanted to dye my hair and go even lighter. So I bleached it myself. It was fine except I missed a spot and I had a dark spot in my hair. So I just wore it up to school the next day and decided to fix it the next night. So I bleached it again only the roots ended up lighter. It was so blonde and it looked stupid. I just went to school like that the next day and decided to dye it dark blonde that night. When I dyed it it turned GREEN. Not bright green or anything but that color green you get when you've been swimming in a pool all summer. Lucky for me the green faded after a few shampoos.
Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:03 pm
shimmer wrote:I forgot about the stupidest thing I've ever done. I wanted to dye my hair and go even lighter. So I bleached it myself. It was fine except I missed a spot and I had a dark spot in my hair. So I just wore it up to school the next day and decided to fix it the next night. So I bleached it again only the roots ended up lighter. It was so blonde and it looked stupid. I just went to school like that the next day and decided to dye it dark blonde that night. When I dyed it it turned GREEN. Not bright green or anything but that color green you get when you've been swimming in a pool all summer. Lucky for me the green faded after a few shampoos.
Haha, you poor thing.. green...
Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:07 pm
Stupid:
A lot. I think the rock in the head story is a smart one, but I'll tell it anyway.
When I was about four years old, my school playground was covered in pebbles. Well, at one point I tripped and fell flat on my face on the pebbles. when I went to see the cut in the bathroom, there was a black pebble in my head!
But my dad wouldn't belive me. He insisted it was a scab. I insisted it wasn't. Being four years old, I wasn't very convinsing. Yet one day, I wasn't feeling well and crawled in with my mother to sleep(kicking my poor father out of the bed) when the rock fell out, leaving a hole in my head and a very startled dad.
It was to late to get stiches.
Oh, and when I though that a paper bad was the same as a plastic bag, and you shouldn't put it over your head(I was about four). I even went as far as to warn four-year-old Puck of the dangers of paper bags!
And when I was at my grandmother funneral, all four grandchildren lit a candle. But I held it the wrong way, the flane went up and burnt me, and out of shock, I dripped it. Nothing caught fire, but almost did. I nearly burnt down a whole reteriment home!
Saddest:
Being alone when my father called to tell us my grandmother had died. Ironic that he had been alone with my grandmother when she died. He called his father and brother(Who were also in the city. They took turns whatching over her) first, though.
A lot of PinkPTers may remember this.
A lot. I think the rock in the head story is a smart one, but I'll tell it anyway.
When I was about four years old, my school playground was covered in pebbles. Well, at one point I tripped and fell flat on my face on the pebbles. when I went to see the cut in the bathroom, there was a black pebble in my head!
But my dad wouldn't belive me. He insisted it was a scab. I insisted it wasn't. Being four years old, I wasn't very convinsing. Yet one day, I wasn't feeling well and crawled in with my mother to sleep(kicking my poor father out of the bed) when the rock fell out, leaving a hole in my head and a very startled dad.
It was to late to get stiches.
Oh, and when I though that a paper bad was the same as a plastic bag, and you shouldn't put it over your head(I was about four). I even went as far as to warn four-year-old Puck of the dangers of paper bags!
And when I was at my grandmother funneral, all four grandchildren lit a candle. But I held it the wrong way, the flane went up and burnt me, and out of shock, I dripped it. Nothing caught fire, but almost did. I nearly burnt down a whole reteriment home!
Saddest:
Being alone when my father called to tell us my grandmother had died. Ironic that he had been alone with my grandmother when she died. He called his father and brother(Who were also in the city. They took turns whatching over her) first, though.
A lot of PinkPTers may remember this.
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Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:32 pm
this was pretty stupid..... i was at my friends house about a week ago and he has this lord of the rings chess set. WE took the guys out and started playing 'action figure' with them.....it was fun. When we started to pick it up, we kept on putting the peices in the wrong spot....i put a ring wraith in one of the kings spots. I thought to hard and i burst out laughing....he looked at me like i was insane. i pointed down to the peice. he tried to put it in.... we laughed for like...1/2 and hour
Sat Jan 01, 2005 2:28 pm
I tried to jump over some hurdles when i was practicing for the school track team. One leg was caught underneath the hurdle and the other foot was standing on the hurdle. I was leaning more to the left and it flipped over and stabbed me in the eye! it only bled (i don't know how to say it) a little bit thankfully.
Sun Jan 02, 2005 12:28 am
Hmmm, which ones of the many should I tell y'all...
Stupid:
(actually this is what my friend's mom just said a minute ago) we were on our cell phones together, and her mom said that she had to get off. We had to remind that we both had at&t (mobile to mobile) and it was the weekend minutes anyway... maybe you had to be there
Stupid:
(actually this is what my friend's mom just said a minute ago) we were on our cell phones together, and her mom said that she had to get off. We had to remind that we both had at&t (mobile to mobile) and it was the weekend minutes anyway... maybe you had to be there