Stupid Things You've Done and want to Share with the World

[Helena]

Cracked up at the mention of cod in a fancy resturant.

Haha.
Cracked up at the mention of cod on NeoCast... while on the bus

[Rachel]

Cracked up at the mention of cod in a fancy resturant.

Haha.
Cracked up at the mention of cod on NeoCast... while on the bus

i'm lost here... how is cod funny?

[Helena]

Cracked up at the mention of cod in a fancy resturant.

Haha.
Cracked up at the mention of cod on NeoCast... while on the bus

i'm lost here... how is cod funny?

Well, me and Lee are both on the PPT Show podcast, right? (go listen to it peoples!) and when we're done recording we always end up staying on the computer and chatting for about an hour because no one can really be bothered to go back to sleep. Once, after the show, I started laughing because I was getting these emails in Portuguese which translated into 'You is a cod.' 'You is a camel fork fish.' 'You is a fish chocolate bubble.'

[Rissa]

Camel fork fish and fish chocolate bubble sound like something you'd buy for a quest on Neopets.

[Tymaporer]

When we were doing our movie at drama camp this summer, I accidentally said someone else's line. Twice. In the same scene.

You know, as an actress, I can tell you that making stupid mistakes is a very, very entertaining thing. (Not while you're up in front of the audience, though!) If it's a movie instead of a play, it's even better, because the funniest ones go into the blooper reel!

Everyone's favorite outtake from that experience was a semi-improv attempt in front of the entire cast. During one of the thousand takes it took to get something decent for that scene, the person who was standing in the middle of the room making the announcement went "Attention everyone! Me and Marcus..." Of course, since the actor's name was Marcus, and not the character to whom he was referring, everyone started laughing. That was something stupid I witnessed someone else do.

[khkp]

One time, when my cousin, Eric's rocket thing went on the roof and my uncle asked me to get a long stick from inside, I ran right into the screen door. (It hurt)

Another time my friend called me and I accidentally hung up on her and she just kept having a conversation with herself. It took her about 3 minutes before she realized that I wasn't there.

[Rissa]

Oh, once I ran into a hot wire. My grandma used to have horses, and she had a corrall with a hot wire that ran around it and across the gate so that the horses wouldn't run out when someone opened the gate. You had to duck underneath the hot wire whenever you went in or out, and one day I completely forgot it was there and literally ran into it while leaving. I hit it so hard I fell backwards onto the ground, and it gave me the most ridiculous burn/cut on my neck, which I've still got a scar from.

[ahoteinrun]

Oh, once I ran into a hot wire. My grandma used to have horses, and she had a corrall with a hot wire that ran around it and across the gate so that the horses wouldn't run out when someone opened the gate. You had to duck underneath the hot wire whenever you went in or out, and one day I completely forgot it was there and literally ran into it while leaving. I hit it so hard I fell backwards onto the ground, and it gave me the most ridiculous burn/cut on my neck, which I've still got a scar from.

An electric fence? You've got a scar from an electric fence? Owch. I hit one once and I wound up flat on my back... but then electricity generally disagrees with my heart condition. LOL.

I was lighting a giant propane heater at work this summer. And I singed all my arm/eyebrow/eyelash/front hair due to the GIANT KABOOM of flame when the damn thing ifnally lit. I guess you're supposed to push the button THEN press the lighter not hold the button... wait the thirty seconds and then light it. Yeah... oops.

[Lee]

Ugggh. I was snowboarding and...

- I ran into a pole and cracked my goggles. xD
- I got stuck in mid chest deep power and couldn't get out so ski patrol had to dig me out.

[Helena]

*remembers* I gots my uncle interested in Neopets, and now he's ahead of me in the game. Stupid Mystery Island Paintbrush RE....
I killed myself laughing when my little sister called me a cod. It was no big deal, really, because she's only 3 years old and completely random, but this is COD we're talking about here, people, COD!
Fell upstairs earlier. *cough*Rachel and Alex*cough* lol.

[Tymaporer]

*remembers* I gots my uncle interested in Neopets, and now he's ahead of me in the game. Stupid Mystery Island Paintbrush RE....

I know I probably have a few stories where I introduced someone to something and then they surpassed me and made me wish I hadn't...but I can't think of any offhand...

[Jasujo]

lol One time my sister and I were watching Wheel of Fortune. It was one of those puzzles where it was a clue and then you had to guess the answer. Well, we could tell it was "Red and blue make". We were so thrilled we got it fast and we were like "Green!" We were even more thrilled when they asked the guy who solved it and he was like "Green!", too. We were all "Woo! Good job!"


. . .


Then Pat Sajak said, "I'm sorry, but you're wrong. Red and blue make purple. The answer is purple."


. . .


Oh, yeah. That's right. lolz I blame those ziplock baggie commercials.

[Helena]

lolz:
I'm at my aunt's house, and they have really steep stairs, plus a baby-gate thing because she has a one and a half year old daughter. I ran down the stairs, and thought I was going too fast. But then I was like, "Ah well, I'll stop when I get to the floor anyway." But then I crashed into the gate. It hurt. And to make things worse, I was there for about 15 minutes trying to open the darned thing and get past.
o_0
And don't forget the time when I had a conversation about Neopets - (a word in which the P used to be capitalised, if I remember ) - In a crowded room. We were busy talking about green apples and banks and pound maintenance and then we realised everyone was silent, and was looking at us.

[Skynetmain]

And don't forget the time when I had a conversation about Neopets - (a word in which the P used to be capitalised, if I remember ) - In a crowded room. We were busy talking about green apples and banks and pound maintenance and then we realised everyone was silent, and was looking at us.

Meh. Just yesterday, my cousin and I were talking video games since I had my DS with me at Christmas dinner. We were talking for about five minutes straight when I got sidelined by my uncle and had to talk video games with him for a few minutes. Later, I had to talk video games with another uncle for a bit. I guess bringing my DC, MacBook Pro, and iPod with me wasn't that great of an idea...

Edit: I remember that i had that exact conversation you did once... It was at the Physics Banquet last year, and it was with my teachers. We were discussing the real world effects from online communities. It was weird.

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[jellyoflight]

Ohh, my friend once thought that the UK and England were the same thing.

We live in England...*facepalm*