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Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:56 am

Hahah, this thread is hilarious. XD
A few things I've done at school...

-Accidentally backflipped into a brick wall
-Flung chocolate pudding onto the cafeteria ceiling (the stain is still there!)
-Distracted this one boy while other guys put laxatives in his soda. XD
-Tripped while walking into the gym which was filled with every student in the 7th and 8th grades.
-Blew out a teacher's candle while she wasn't looking.
-Left an apple slice on one of the teacher's laptops.
-Wrote on my biology teacher's wipe board in permanent instead of dry-erase marker.
-Twisted an entire row of locker's locks which resulted to the office being flooded with people saying they couldn't get their locker open. :P

So many other things, too. School can be so much fun some times. :lol:

Oh! And then once me and some friends were eating skittles, and we dropped a skittle in every toilet (because dropping a skittle in water makes the water colour change to the skittle's colour) in the girl's bathroom in a pattern that went like the rainbow. So like stall1 was red, stall2 was orange, stall3 yellow, stall4 green, and stall5 purple. :roflol:

Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:33 am

White_Wolf wrote:So like stall1 was red, stall2 was orange, stall3 yellow, stall4 green, and stall5 purple. :roflol:


XD;; I wish they had blue Skittles. ^^

Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:41 am

Well once in grade 6 i tried sliding down a banister in the main stair well only i forgot to duck...WHAM! my glasses went flying and i flipped and landed on my back. (A nearby teacher ran up and started freaking out and said i wasn't allowed to walk home so i told her i had to make a phone call...then i walked home:P)

Then in grade 8 i was chasing a friend of mine for something he'd said and i crashed in to a radiator...well more like slid in to a radiator.

Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:14 am

Hm...I suddenly remembered something really stupid... In year 9 I went around asking people, "what would you do if you were hit by a bus?" and got quite amusing answers.
"Hm...interesting question...I don't know!"
"Uh....get up and punch the driver..."
"Get up and walk away."

*shakes head* the old times XD

Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:53 pm

Hmm..
I tried to play chicken with the science teacher without telling him once.
I dared my friend to hug the cop once :lol: After the whole lunch period he ran up and hugged him.
I was washing my hands during art and I fell and smashed my head off the sink. I don't remember why or anything. Just did.
There was a phase in my school where no one would use the banister. Everyone had to walk down the middle of the stairs. So, naturally I try to slide down the edge of the stairs where its sloped, on my feet, which resulted in falling head first down the stairs.

Sun Jan 02, 2005 8:19 pm

-Sixth grade in orchestra I threw a gluestick on the ceiling. It stuck up there and then fell on this girl's head during Ode to Joy.
-Had my friend jump on a water bottle with the cap half screwed on, and when she jumped on it it turned the other way and got all over my pants.
-Threw all my lunchroom trash into this area where the visitors get to eat lunch.
-Threw an orange at my orchestra teacher's blackboard, just missing his head (I didn't get caught though).
-Fell on the floor of the hallway for absolutely no reason.
-Put a bunch of stickers on my friend's back during a movie in orchestra and had her walk around the whole day with stickers on her back.
-Hid my friend's backpack in a tree
-Cursed during class with my teacher right behind me. Many times.
-Copied homework right infront of the teacher
-Participated in a food fight
-Walked out of the cafeteria during a food fight (my teacher made my class X_x)
-Ran in Home Ec., slipped, and hit my eye on the leg of a desk. I didn't get hurt but I spent the rest of the class in student services because they thought I was gonna die or something.
-Crawled under a portable [if you don't know what a portable is, it's a classroom the size of a trailer that they put outside because the school is too crowded. Looks like a trailer too. It's got a bunch of trash under it and animals]

All I can think of off the top of my head.

Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:50 am

-Was a little to opinionated in front of the class.

-Slapped my Bestfriend infront of a teacher

-threw a baseball at my math teacher

-broke my locker

-Accedently slipped a curse in a paper

-hid the teachers furnature ( chair, podeum ect.)

-fell asleep 4 times last year

That is a pretty good list considering I have not yet hit highschool

Sat Jan 08, 2005 4:19 pm

Oh dear, where to begin... this year I don't care anymore and I'm doing dumb things all the time. It's really kind of funny.

One time when I was in fifth grade, there was a girl named Cara who no one really cared for. One day she had a, um, "problem" in English class. I wrote a note to one of my friends, that went something along the lines of, "Cara farted in English and it was impossible to breathe after that," and of course, someone took it out of my friend's desk and read it out loud. It was funny, but of course I felt really bad after that; she started crying and all.

This year, one of my good friends and I put... um, ladies' underwear that we had written all sorts of bad things on in the music slot of our section leader. We put it in a little bag from Wal-Mart that had a glittery flower on it, and we wrote all over the bag too. He keeps asking people about it, but we won't admit that it was us. It's funny to see him go on about it, though.

Sat Jan 08, 2005 4:42 pm

bubblyrubberduck wrote:-Accedently slipped a curse in a paper


I've done that before. In 1st year (I was 12) we had to do a project and in the conclusion we had to put what we could have done to make it better. I meant to say 'I could have funked it up a little by adding in borders and coloured text' but it didn't quite come out like that...

Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:53 pm

Can't say I can remember anything radical (except for those times when you walk into the wrong classroom etc. and feel really stupid and embarassed). But my friend threw (big) rocks at a guy because he said he liked her :D That was when we were at the age of nine or something like that.

Sun Jan 09, 2005 8:03 am

Hm. The only thing I can remember right now is something that happened in Primary 5 :P I was talking with my friend at break next to the school garden, and I subconciously pushed my knee through a gap in the fence. Once we had finished our conversation, my knee was stuck XD My friend got a teacher because I stubbornly refused to undergo just three seconds of pain to yank my knee out, and that teacher got the nurse, who eased it out just so easily I felt like an idiot >.<

Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:02 pm

Lots of stuff, I go through my day doing odd things.
I remember once me and my mate Tegan got these plastic bags from some where, ripped them into lots of different things, but ended up with ninja masks and spent the rest of the day hugging the walls and rolling across the floor in attempts to be ninja like :lol:

Sun Jan 09, 2005 5:12 pm

Well the following may offend some people but it was an ACCIDENT. I swear it was.

I dropped the cross which had Mary plastered on the front. I dropped it and Mary's right hand broke off. I was so embarassed and remember, I go to a Catholic school. Now everytime the police comes to our school, my friends say they're coming to take me away. I joke about it now but I feel bad for dropping it.

Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:44 pm

Twinkle wrote:
andyroonie wrote:hOW DID U MAKE A FLAMETROWER? :evil:


I think the question on my mind is, how did you accidently make a flame thrower? o_O



To make a flame thrower, you need an outlet of gas, which flows out rapidly ideally. A small flame, ideally a lighter, then hold the light under the outlet of gas, then light it. Then voila. The flowing out gas should burn and make a large flame. Depends on the size and speed of the outlet, really.

Sun Jan 09, 2005 10:22 pm

Ahh so many things.

-I made a recording of the head of year signing without her knowing and then replaced the tape for a dance routine the dance group was going to do infront of the whole year with the tape of the head of year singing. She was VERY unhappy.

-I made a flamethrower with a Lynx can and a lighter and burnt this guys eyebrows off by accident.

-I wagged the last day of school with two friends and then procceded to attemp to escape from the school while the teachers were looking for us. That was pretty hard to get out of.

-I had this teacher who was a really gulable (sp?) old man and me and my mates kept telling him all this really stupid stuff and he believed us and then when he met our parents and found out that they werent dwarves with no arms...well, you know.

Eh I'm sure theres quite a bit more stuff but thats all for now.
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