Funniest 10 Late Excuses!
Mon May 22, 2006 9:48 am
Quoted from MSNBC:
1. I dreamed that I was fired, so I didn't bother to get out of bed.
2. I had to take my cat to the dentist.
3. I went all the way to the office and realized I was still in my pajamas and had to go home to change.
4. I saw that you weren't in the office, so I went out looking for you.
5. I couldn't find the right tie, so I had to wait for the stores to open so I could buy one.
6. My son tried to flush our ferret down the toilet and I needed to tend to the ferret.
7. I ran over a goat.
8. I stopped for a bagel sandwich, the store was robbed and the police required everyone to stay for questioning.
9. A bee flew in my car and attacked me and I had to pull over.
10. I wet my pants and went home to change.
I like #1 and 8!
1. I dreamed that I was fired, so I didn't bother to get out of bed.
2. I had to take my cat to the dentist.
3. I went all the way to the office and realized I was still in my pajamas and had to go home to change.
4. I saw that you weren't in the office, so I went out looking for you.
5. I couldn't find the right tie, so I had to wait for the stores to open so I could buy one.
6. My son tried to flush our ferret down the toilet and I needed to tend to the ferret.
7. I ran over a goat.
8. I stopped for a bagel sandwich, the store was robbed and the police required everyone to stay for questioning.
9. A bee flew in my car and attacked me and I had to pull over.
10. I wet my pants and went home to change.
I like #1 and 8!
Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:39 am
4. I saw that you weren't in the office, so I went out looking for you.
I've actually used that one...
Mind, replace office with class.
I've actually used that one...
Mind, replace office with class.
Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:13 am
9. A bee flew in my car and attacked me and I had to pull over.
Been there!
Been there!
Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:59 am
6. My son tried to flush our ferret down the toilet and I needed to tend to the ferret.
haha, darn kid.
haha, darn kid.
Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:56 pm
7. I ran over a goat.
Where were you, the mountains?
ba-a! Or, wait... eh-eh-ehhhhh-eh!
Where were you, the mountains?
ba-a! Or, wait... eh-eh-ehhhhh-eh!
Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:29 am
10. I wet my pants and went home to change.
Okaaay... *backs away*
Okaaay... *backs away*
Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:05 pm
I couldn't find the right tie so I had to wait for the stores to open to get one.
I dont thing that your boss would buy that one!
I dont thing that your boss would buy that one!
Sun Jun 25, 2006 1:15 am
8. I stopped for a bagel sandwich, the store was robbed and the police required everyone to stay for questioning.
i think that one is the most believable
