You've played too much Mortal Kombat
Mon Aug 02, 2004 6:57 pm
Hey Hey Hey I'm back (no one noticed 
) well I'm a total MK freak so heres a few answers to the joke you've played to much Mortal Kombat when:
You speak of Kombatants as they were real
-When you find yourself worshipping the elders
-When you have seen the Mortal Kombat movie more than most fanatics see the Rocky Horror Picture Show
-You stab a newbie for saying that Reiko= Kahn
-When you make a costume not even for Halloween of Reptile and you spend extra time on the tail
-When you exclaim quotes from Mortal Kombat such as "There Is No Knowledge That Is Not Power" regularly
-When you write a song about they way Baraka's teeth glimmer in the moonlight
-You begin stalking Talisa Soto (Kitana in the Mortal Kombat movie)
-When you stab your computer to see if it bleeds black
-When you stab your snake to see if it bleeds green
-When you think that Sindel is your evil mother resurrected
-When you start a Mortal Kombat Klub
-When you are arrested for vandalism to Tobias' home
-When you take off your hub cab and put it on your head and go around your neighborhood exclaiming that you are the one true Kung Lao
-When you buy Tao Feng just because Tobias made it, then burn it
-When buy SF, Tekken, and Virtua Fighter games just to compare them to MK
-When you buy every MK game for every system (like Emperor_Sub-Zero)
-When you buy every MK Arcade (like Emperor_Sub-Zero)
-When you buy stock in Midway's Mortal Kombat division
-When you change your name to that of a Kombatant's
-When you join The Kombat Klub of 1993
-When you read the stock reports under Midway
-When you murder the Tekken and Tao Feng company executives
-You start replacing words starting with C's and and change them so the start with K's
) well I'm a total MK freak so heres a few answers to the joke you've played to much Mortal Kombat when:
You speak of Kombatants as they were real
-When you find yourself worshipping the elders
-When you have seen the Mortal Kombat movie more than most fanatics see the Rocky Horror Picture Show
-You stab a newbie for saying that Reiko= Kahn
-When you make a costume not even for Halloween of Reptile and you spend extra time on the tail
-When you exclaim quotes from Mortal Kombat such as "There Is No Knowledge That Is Not Power" regularly
-When you write a song about they way Baraka's teeth glimmer in the moonlight
-You begin stalking Talisa Soto (Kitana in the Mortal Kombat movie)
-When you stab your computer to see if it bleeds black
-When you stab your snake to see if it bleeds green
-When you think that Sindel is your evil mother resurrected
-When you start a Mortal Kombat Klub
-When you are arrested for vandalism to Tobias' home
-When you take off your hub cab and put it on your head and go around your neighborhood exclaiming that you are the one true Kung Lao
-When you buy Tao Feng just because Tobias made it, then burn it
-When buy SF, Tekken, and Virtua Fighter games just to compare them to MK
-When you buy every MK game for every system (like Emperor_Sub-Zero)
-When you buy every MK Arcade (like Emperor_Sub-Zero)
-When you buy stock in Midway's Mortal Kombat division
-When you change your name to that of a Kombatant's
-When you join The Kombat Klub of 1993
-When you read the stock reports under Midway
-When you murder the Tekken and Tao Feng company executives
-You start replacing words starting with C's and and change them so the start with K's
Mon Aug 02, 2004 8:01 pm
I remember a few years back, in my school, it was very common to shout "Get over here!" in the middle of class, during a test, or just out of the blue.
I think I'm going to have to start doing that again this year.
Might as well start now...
"Get over here!"
I think I'm going to have to start doing that again this year.
Might as well start now...
"Get over here!"