Sailor Moon: The Movie -- As played by Lindsay Lohan?!

Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:28 pm

That's right, Lindsay Lohan is rumored to play Sailor Moon in the supposedly "Sailor Moon" movie.

Here's one from deep in the files of "Dear God, please let this never happen," although I already envision an army of rabid fanboys beating a path to my door to kill me for saying that. The story comes from the Japanese magazine called Animage, who report Fox has claimed the rights to Sailor Moon, and hopes to make a live-action, English langauage version of the popular story. And that's not all! The magazine further reports Fox's desire to enlist the writing/directing talents of geek kingpin Joss Whedon, and the acting ... erhem ... talents of Lindsay Lohan, presumably for the title character.

Source: http://www.cinematical.com/2006/04/18/l ... ilor-moon/

Well, I can't see Lindsay as Sailor Moon. If anything, she's more like a Sailor Mars.

Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:56 pm

so please don't destroy me in your righteous fanboy wrath

you'd better start running then. *shakes fist*

seriously, if lindsay lohan is sailor moon, it'd ruin the entire thing completely. i mean, she's stupid and hot enough for the role, but it would kill the movie. they should at least pick an asian cast.

Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:17 pm

Lindsay Lohan is not right for that role. I think she would make a good mars but making her sailor moon will not seem right. I use to watch the show when I was small and if Lindsay Lohan is sailor moon, the movie won't be that good.

Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:18 pm

This is another case of good casting. One is a hideous, brain-dead, not-talent, ditzy moron who's only talent is getting into trouble and the other is Sailor Moon.

Seriously, isn't Lindsay: 1) too old to play a pre-teen, 2) too underfed to play Usagi, and 3) (like what match said) too white to play Japanese?

Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:26 pm

Mars? I'd think she would make a better Venus? D:

Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:51 pm

WIS wrote:Mars? I'd think she would make a better Venus? D:

That actually works really well. I still would hate the thought of Minako being played by a lame actress though.

Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:08 pm

*starts throwing up all over ppts nice carpets*

Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:30 pm

Christopher wrote:*starts throwing up all over ppts nice carpets*

I hope you're willing to pay for the cleaning of those!

Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:07 am

She doesnt even look like Sailor Moon.. o_o Of course, you cant look much like an anime character, but..

Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:37 am

Joss Whedon writing/Directing. :roll:

Yeah. Suuuurrrreeeee. :roflol:

Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:02 am

OMG PLEASE MAKE THIS BE TRUE.

I want to see this movie. NOW.

Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:48 am

ahoteinrun wrote:
Christopher wrote:*starts throwing up all over ppts nice carpets*

I hope you're willing to pay for the cleaning of those!

*burns them instead*

Much more efficient.

Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:08 pm

o_0 wrote:OMG PLEASE MAKE THIS BE TRUE.

I want to see this movie. NOW.

...That is EASILY the most sick, twisted thing I've ever heard a human being say.

Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:43 pm

Amethyst wrote:
o_0 wrote:OMG PLEASE MAKE THIS BE TRUE.

I want to see this movie. NOW.

...That is EASILY the most sick, twisted thing I've ever heard a human being say.

I really want to see Lindsay do this. REALLY. I NEVER go to the movies, but I would for this. Imagine the hilarity. IMAGINE.

Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:48 pm

o_0 wrote:
Amethyst wrote:
o_0 wrote:OMG PLEASE MAKE THIS BE TRUE.

I want to see this movie. NOW.

...That is EASILY the most sick, twisted thing I've ever heard a human being say.

I really want to see Lindsay do this. REALLY. I NEVER go to the movies, but I would for this. Imagine the hilarity. IMAGINE.

I wouldn't pay to see it but I'd jump in after another film had finished