*poke* I is new.

[dragon]

Hi. I am new to these forums. My favorite animal is the cow, and I love paperclips and sometimes hoard them.

[neural777]

Welcome to PP Ice Cream Land! *hit by boot* I mean PPT! Uh... *runs away and trips on stairs*

[May]

Hi evilcows and welcome to the PPT forums! You'll find a bunch of people here who are evil, and they should be along shortly. I'll hoard anything, not just paperclips. My life is full of stuff that I hoard, but don't need ever. Anyways, I hope you enjoy finding new friends and things to discuss!

*gives welcome punch and pie*

[Pickles]

Welcome to PPT, evilcows! I'm not one of the aforementioned "evil" people, but I am slightly insane.
I like hoarding pretty much anything - I'm definitely a pack rat. Paperclips are cool. You can make *all* sorts of things with them!

{hands out dill pickles, cause they're so yummy}

[Lee]

Welcome to the forum! Usually I run around in circles due to the the happiness of a new member but I just had knee surgery!

*sounds welcome rumpet*

The rumpet is the official welcome instrument of PPT! People should start gathering like cows and a cow bell. Enjoy the forums!

[Helena]

Hey, Lee, that's MY rumpet!

Welcome! Yes, May, I know that comment was directed at me, Christopher, Pickles, and many more
Have you heard The PPT Show?
I hoard paperclips too! I have like, a trillion of them... I like the shiny ones @_@ lol.

*gives out cookie shield* ALSO beware of Lee, Ella, Pickles, Tymaporer, Jonny, and Rox. They're ALL insane!
Also, don't let anyone tell you I'm insane. Or a cod.

[Pickles]

Welcome! Yes, May, I know that comment was directed at me, Christopher, Pickles, and many more
*gives out cookie shield* ALSO beware of Lee, Ella, Pickles, Tymaporer, Jonny, and Rox. They're ALL insane!
Also, don't let anyone tell you I'm insane. Or a cod.

Helena!! Hey, I'm not evil. Insane, yes, but evil, no. Carry a spork, yes...entirely evil...no.

BTW, evilcows, pretty much everything we had out is edible, but you *might* want to keep the cookie shield around just in case...and of course, since the new Hot Dog Hero game has come out, we know dill pickles *can* be used as weapons...only if need be, of course. They could be fun to throw at Roxas or Christopher when they come around...

[Helena]

Come on, where IS everyone? *sounds rumpet several times*
*waits for people*

[Lee]

Hey, Lee, that's MY rumpet!

Welcome! Yes, May, I know that comment was directed at me, Christopher, Pickles, and many more
Have you heard The PPT Show?
I hoard paperclips too! I have like, a trillion of them... I like the shiny ones @_@ lol.

*gives out cookie shield* ALSO beware of Lee, Ella, Pickles, Tymaporer, Jonny, and Rox. They're ALL insane!
Also, don't let anyone tell you I'm insane. Or a cod.

Insane! Why I!

FYI, I'm partially insane (just won't tell you what part) and THE EBILEST!

[Rox]

Hey, Lee, that's MY rumpet!
*gives out cookie shield* ALSO beware of Lee, Ella, Pickles, Tymaporer, Jonny, and Rox. They're ALL insane!

But I'm perfectly normal! *Rox's hair is on fire*

Anyway, welcome to PPTForums. Not everyone's as insane as Helena. Trust me on this one.

Oh, and she's not a cod. She's a GHOSTCOD.
For the record, I'm not part of the welcoming comitee.

[Lee]

Oh, and she's not a cod. She's a GHOSTCOD.
For the record, I'm not part of the welcoming comitee.

Sorry but you have just been drafted into the welcoming committee! And here evil cows, have a steak.

*gives steak*

[Helena]

Oh, and she's not a cod. She's a GHOSTCOD.
For the record, I'm not part of the welcoming comitee.

Sorry but you have just been drafted into the welcoming committee! And here evil cows, have a steak.

*gives steak*

*attacks Lee with fireballs* NOES!!

But I'm perfectly normal! *Rox's hair is on fire*

Anyway, welcome to PPTForums. Not everyone's as insane as Helena. Trust me on this one.

Oh, and she's not a cod. She's a GHOSTCOD.
For the record, I'm not part of the welcoming comitee.

QUIT MAKING ME LAUGH PEOPLE! *nominates Rox and Lee for the PPTBies 'Most likely to post something that makes someone spill their drink everywhere' award*
Rox, you just made me knock over my cup AGAIN after Lee just did. This is becoming a habit.

[Rox]

But I'm perfectly normal! *Rox's hair is on fire*

Anyway, welcome to PPTForums. Not everyone's as insane as Helena. Trust me on this one.

Oh, and she's not a cod. She's a GHOSTCOD.
For the record, I'm not part of the welcoming comitee.

QUIT MAKING ME LAUGH PEOPLE! *nominates Rox and Lee for the PPTBies 'Most likely to post something that makes someone spill their drink everywhere' award*
Rox, you just made me knock over my cup AGAIN after Lee just did. This is becoming a habit.

I nominate Helena for the PPTBies "Most likely to spill their drink everywhere award"

Who's with me on this one?

[Helena]

But I'm perfectly normal! *Rox's hair is on fire*

Anyway, welcome to PPTForums. Not everyone's as insane as Helena. Trust me on this one.

Oh, and she's not a cod. She's a GHOSTCOD.
For the record, I'm not part of the welcoming comitee.

QUIT MAKING ME LAUGH PEOPLE! *nominates Rox and Lee for the PPTBies 'Most likely to post something that makes someone spill their drink everywhere' award*
Rox, you just made me knock over my cup AGAIN after Lee just did. This is becoming a habit.

I nominate Helena for the PPTBies "Most likely to spill their drink everywhere award"

Who's with me on this one?

ME! XD

[Byakuya San]

Erm...yes...those would be the aforementioned insane/evil peoples.

Well, it's nice to have you here evilcows! I myself hoard...hmm...actually, I can't really think of anything right now, but I'm sure I have a mess of random stuff someplace. I hope you stick around for a while!
*hands out the traditional welcoming onigiri and green tea*