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Thu Jan 06, 2005 2:37 pm

My friend Vethica is the weirdest there is. Actually, I think it's a tie between me and her. The rest of my RL friends are pretty normal. I can't say the same about you guys though.

So I'll leave you with one thought to consider: "OMSL!"

Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:41 pm

Oo flippin' heck. I could go on all day. Typical conversation:

Helen (me): Do you get worried that we could never see each other in two years time?
Graham: Noo... you'll know me because I'll in Buckingham Palace ruling over the world with an iron fist.... BWAAHAHAHA!! Drop by.
Billy: Yeah, and I'll be in Spain organising some kind of revolution.
Helen: Oo, oo! Graham can I be Queen of Egypt?? Pwease?

And this is another one of my friend's names on MSN.

"I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE AND I PRESENT!... gingerbread house with assorted dolly mixture."

And New Year, my friend put on another friends' glasses. The glasses wearer is EXTREMELY clever (puts me to shame) and the non- glasses wearer said.

"Wow, everything looks like an A* now!"

Nuff said. :P

Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:46 pm

Twinkle wrote:Oo flippin' heck. I could go on all day. Typical conversation:

Helen (me): Do you get worried that we could never see each other in two years time?
Graham: Noo... you'll know me because I'll in Buckingham Palace ruling over the world with an iron fist.... BWAAHAHAHA!! Drop by.
Billy: Yeah, and I'll be in Spain organising some kind of revolution.
Helen: Oo, oo! Graham can I be Queen of Egypt?? Pwease?


Thats not all that strange, two of my friends have made very long winded plans to do with marrying royalty and becoming kings/queens. i can't remember all the details, but i know my friend alex was very distressed when he leanrt he couldnt become a king.

Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:49 pm

...You don't even WANT to hear some of the conversations involving marriage my friends and I have had. XD

Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:14 pm

Do I have wierd friends? Is the pope's hat vaguely humorous?

My best friend Steffy's pet is a cast iron duck she found in her basement. She wears her coat around all the time, except when she sleeps (as far as I know). After we see movies we don't like, we stay for the credits and go through them shouting 'Burn you, stab you, Anna-Box you,' and so on. She has amassed the largest collection of mallets, both on and offline, that I have ever seen. One of them is black and gold and dedicated to Len Tao, for whom she is an obsessive fangirl (rivaling me O.o). She also thinks goats have magic powers.

Another friend of mine, Vy, is hyperactive, even WITHOUT sugar. You don't want to see her with sugar. Her speaking English is really fragmented because she moved from Vietnam, and she can be quite impossible to understand when she talks really fast. She has this really annoying habit of tackling me whenever she sees me, and has almost fractured my skull on pavement.

My other friends are fairly strange too, but they could pass as normal unless you talk to them :P

Thu Jan 06, 2005 7:10 pm

Greg: Does paper melt?
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Sarah (Base): No, no, my name isn's Sarah. When you become pagan, you get a new name.
Jake: Hi, Jervonita!
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Sarah: Horses, horses...
Jonathan: And bobcats on cracks! [Okay, not quite...]
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Sarah: Spavastabob!

I can't remember most of them.

Thu Jan 06, 2005 8:33 pm

_jade_em_ wrote:I have one RL friend who loves grossing us out by mashing very different food items together. Okay, think about a potato chip. A potato chip with mushed grapes smeared along the bottom, fried rice on top, and sauced with mustard ;)


That does actually sound quote good, minus the mustard because I don't like it. Ask your friend if they've ever tried Doritos with Jam, streawberry sauce, chocolate sauce and ketchup on, or toast with coco pops on!

Thu Jan 06, 2005 9:15 pm

Haha-these lines from an IM conversation I'm having right now should prove something..

Him: i created one calle Smash Radical Feminism
Him: and a pro-traidional one
Him: http://xanga.com/HisBlog'sName
Me: That sounds like a branch of feminism dedicated to a punk-alternative band named Smash Radical, you know
Him: notice i sed Radical Feminism
Him: lol
HarmonikDiskorde: Teehee..I'm so functionally unfixed

Actually, that proves my weirdness.

Thu Jan 06, 2005 9:48 pm

You are asing ME if I have wierd friends?????

One calls me her psychairitrist(sp?) she's really wierd :roll:

Another one started choking when the guy she liked walked past her table then today she flipped out when she they were walkingin oppostite directions and he supposedly wouldn't move out of her way
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Me:*sees boy walking by* Don't choke
Her*very angry look on her face..glares at me* :D
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Today:
Her:I was walking to the door and he was getting up from the table and he was coming towards me and wouldn't move out of my way
Other friend(the other mentioned one:Well stand your ground and keep walking toward him so he'll move
Her:If I kept walking he would have pounded me into the ground
Me:No,he might have moved.*my cousin here* Would have pounded youto the ground if you didn't move.Yesterday a kid tried to knock him off the sidewalk but bounced off instead..
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ok.that probabally wasn't that wierd..but trust me..alll my friends are :cry:

Thu Jan 06, 2005 9:55 pm

Hmm.. My one friend told me my cat looked like the pope.

My other friend hacked off the top of his middle finger with an exacto knife because I was complaining about hitting my knee on a chair.

Other than that, everyone is pretty sane.

Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:36 pm

Jen wrote: My other friend hacked off the top of his middle finger with an exacto knife because I was complaining about hitting my knee on a chair.


Was this guy on any meds????

Well, me and my friend and my ex-friend/psychopath got drunk....................................... on diet pepsi........................................ and you think your friends are wierd........................................

Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:47 pm

Yes... in a non-PinkPT apporite way...


And you all know Puck. Thats explination enough for her. Like the Trick-or-Treating candy wars....

Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:15 am

Jen wrote:Hmm.. My one friend told me my cat looked like the pope.

My other friend hacked off the top of his middle finger with an exacto knife because I was complaining about hitting my knee on a chair.

Other than that, everyone is pretty sane.

EEEEEEEEW...ICK...blegh


At least this isn't a wierd family member thread..I could go on and on for pages about my cousins...and how one swallows his tongue*shudder*

Fri Jan 07, 2005 4:25 am

And steven...

Me: What do you think happened to Pip and the end?
Steven: He married the old lady, and they had 42 children, 3 of which are named Meat and 4 are named Chewies.

Fri Jan 07, 2005 5:16 am

Full Metal Alchemist wrote:And steven...

Me: What do you think happened to Pip and the end?
Steven: He married the old lady, and they had 42 children, 3 of which are named Meat and 4 are named Chewies.


was this by chance about great expectations? i didnt like that book...
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