Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:26 am
Hate
All Muller Rice adds. Especially the one with that git who eats his pot of yuck with a picture of some bird called Mandy who he would never stand a chance with as he is a snarky nosed berk.
Anything advertising "Injury Claims Specialists" of any description. There is a special hell reserved for these people. It will probably involve cheese graters.
Safestyle UK windows. Reg Holdsworth. Nuff said.
Bratz Dolls and related tat. I have a young neice. Nuff said.
Elephant dot co dot uk. Some gormless prat, a goon in an elephant suit and wooden-faced rejects in cars trying to sell me car insurance. Sod off!
Admiral dot com. See Elephant dot co dot uk, but clad the gormless prat in a naval uniform, then turn the elephant into a parrot and staple it to his shoulder. Wooden-faced rejects are probably the same bunch.
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All Muller Rice adds. Especially the one with that git who eats his pot of yuck with a picture of some bird called Mandy who he would never stand a chance with as he is a snarky nosed berk.
Anything advertising "Injury Claims Specialists" of any description. There is a special hell reserved for these people. It will probably involve cheese graters.
Safestyle UK windows. Reg Holdsworth. Nuff said.
Bratz Dolls and related tat. I have a young neice. Nuff said.
Elephant dot co dot uk. Some gormless prat, a goon in an elephant suit and wooden-faced rejects in cars trying to sell me car insurance. Sod off!
Admiral dot com. See Elephant dot co dot uk, but clad the gormless prat in a naval uniform, then turn the elephant into a parrot and staple it to his shoulder. Wooden-faced rejects are probably the same bunch.
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I'll get back to you..
Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:13 am
I hate almost every advert, they all do my head in.
Nearly every advert seems to be for loans, mortgages or car insurance!!!
I destest the crazy frog advert and the dfs one is really getting on my nerves too!!!
Hmmm I liked the Cornetto adverts and erm I can't think of another one
Nearly every advert seems to be for loans, mortgages or car insurance!!!
I destest the crazy frog advert and the dfs one is really getting on my nerves too!!!
Hmmm I liked the Cornetto adverts and erm I can't think of another one
Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:22 am
I like the new M&M commerical. With the singing.
"Red, you go to my head!
Yellow, so sweet and mellow!
Green, what a beauty queen!
Blue, I'm wild about you!
Orange...well, nothing rhymes with orange. Sorry kid.
Chocolate is better in color!"
Or something like that. Lol!
"Red, you go to my head!
Yellow, so sweet and mellow!
Green, what a beauty queen!
Blue, I'm wild about you!
Orange...well, nothing rhymes with orange. Sorry kid.
Chocolate is better in color!"
Or something like that. Lol!
Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:35 am
Pair0dox wrote:I like the new M&M commerical. With the singing.
"Red, you go to my head!
Yellow, so sweet and mellow!
Green, what a beauty queen!
Blue, I'm wild about you!
Orange...well, nothing rhymes with orange. Sorry kid.
Chocolate is better in color!"
Or something like that. Lol!
Hehe, I saw that one yesterday. It's so adorable. I love those M&Ms. But the best M&M commercial ever was with Green. She was in her changing room and someone opened the door on her. And you heard her scream and she was just a brown circle of chocolate holding a green shell in front of her and she cries out, "I'm naked!" I thought it was the funniest commercial EVER!
Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:41 am
Pair0dox wrote:I like the new M&M commerical. With the singing.
"Red, you go to my head!
Yellow, so sweet and mellow!
Green, what a beauty queen!
Blue, I'm wild about you!
Orange...well, nothing rhymes with orange. Sorry kid.
Chocolate is better in color!"
Or something like that. Lol!
I like it how they used Karen from will and grace. she's hilarious.
Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:57 am
There's this one paint commercial i like. makes me laugh every time I see it.
Anyways, the commercial is for a special paint made by paint company Dulux
It starts off with a man walking down his hallway and hearing a sound. He approaches and sees a ghost of a woman. He freaks out and runs and the ghost starts chasing him. The man is running from room to room and the ghost is simply going through walls while chasing. Finally the man runs into another room but this time the ghost smacks into the wall and drops "dead". It seems that that last wall the ghost was trying to go through was painted with Dulux's new special paint.
Good stuff.
Anyways, the commercial is for a special paint made by paint company Dulux
It starts off with a man walking down his hallway and hearing a sound. He approaches and sees a ghost of a woman. He freaks out and runs and the ghost starts chasing him. The man is running from room to room and the ghost is simply going through walls while chasing. Finally the man runs into another room but this time the ghost smacks into the wall and drops "dead". It seems that that last wall the ghost was trying to go through was painted with Dulux's new special paint.
Good stuff.
Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:31 am
Off the top of my head...
I liked this commercial for a car (can't remember which) but it was hilarious. It shows this guy driving around outside on a busy street full of walkers on the sidewalks. Some words fade in and they say, "Weatherman predicted rain." and it is bright, while the people on the streets are dressed in raincoats and holding umbrellas. Then it fades out and the next day it says "Weatherman predicted clear skies." and it is pouring and the people are trying to cover themself with whatever they can. It fades out again and it the next day it goes "Weatherman predicted record highs." And it is snowing and people are wearing clothes as you do in the summer. Then it shows him parking his car and getting out. Then somebody throws a snowball at him and it pauses, "Unfortunately, he's the weatherman." And it shows him on a poster with words like "You can always trust in me."
One I really hate is the Quizno's ones. I utterly despise them.
I liked this commercial for a car (can't remember which) but it was hilarious. It shows this guy driving around outside on a busy street full of walkers on the sidewalks. Some words fade in and they say, "Weatherman predicted rain." and it is bright, while the people on the streets are dressed in raincoats and holding umbrellas. Then it fades out and the next day it says "Weatherman predicted clear skies." and it is pouring and the people are trying to cover themself with whatever they can. It fades out again and it the next day it goes "Weatherman predicted record highs." And it is snowing and people are wearing clothes as you do in the summer. Then it shows him parking his car and getting out. Then somebody throws a snowball at him and it pauses, "Unfortunately, he's the weatherman." And it shows him on a poster with words like "You can always trust in me."
One I really hate is the Quizno's ones. I utterly despise them.
Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:48 am
I hate car commercials. Most of them are basically just a stunt driver driving the car in places you normally would not drive a car and a voice or a song in the background saying things like "Its a car...its fast" or "Its bigger and...more safe *snigger*" or "It has...seat belts...." or the ever popular "Its an utterly rubbish car...BUT IF YOU PURCHASE ONE TODAY YOU'LL GET HALF PRICE FOR YOUR NEXT CAR" or something like that. I mean there's not much else you can say about the darn wheeled metal monster, but that doesn't mean I'm going to like their blathering on about it 
Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:57 pm
I like the one for 3 with the singing cherry. It's so random! Mind you, if I found a singing cherry I wouldn't eat it, I'd sell it to some kind of circus and make my fortune. I'd pay good money to see that lil ol' cherry sing!
I'd pay good money to see that lil ol' cherry sing!
Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:10 pm
Twinkle wrote:I like the one for 3 with the singing cherry. It's so random! Mind you, if I found a singing cherry I wouldn't eat it, I'd sell it to some kind of circus and make my fortune.
oh yeah I forgot about that one! It's cool hehehe
Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:14 pm
Twinkle wrote:I like the one for 3 with the singing cherry. It's so random! Mind you, if I found a singing cherry I wouldn't eat it, I'd sell it to some kind of circus and make my fortune.
I kinda like it, but then, it's like...what's the POINT? =P
Crazy Frog must die. As must all other ring tone commercials. That KFC one...it was funny the first time, that's it.
I still love the old Jumbone commercial. "Your big dog doesn't wanna chew a small bone any more than he wants to play a tromone..."
Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:20 pm
Twinkle wrote:I like the one for 3 with the singing cherry. It's so random! Mind you, if I found a singing cherry I wouldn't eat it, I'd sell it to some kind of circus and make my fortune.
ooo I like that advert. I like the 3 advert with the singing pandas when the sun comes out and burns them all, so great.
I hate all the adverts that have been said; crazy frog, jamster, all car insurance adverts etc.
Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:59 pm
I really like the Sony DVD's advertisement, it's unique and, well, hilarious.
Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:59 pm
I like the Burger King commercials.... the ones with the people in the office.
There's an older one where they're eating and the woman office worker spots this cool design on this guy's arm. She's like oohing and grabs for it and it smears when she touches it.
And the guy jerks his arm away and is like "It's a placeholder" or somthing like that
I also liked those Candidate Zero commercials that came on. Specially the one where the guy is talking and the words are appearing on the screen with him. He says something like "Everything I'm saying is being typed out isn't it".... then he pauses.... then all of a sudden he says "Karate Explosion!"
lol Just the way he says it and the complete randomniss of what he says always cracked me up.
There's an older one where they're eating and the woman office worker spots this cool design on this guy's arm. She's like oohing and grabs for it and it smears when she touches it.
And the guy jerks his arm away and is like "It's a placeholder" or somthing like that
I also liked those Candidate Zero commercials that came on. Specially the one where the guy is talking and the words are appearing on the screen with him. He says something like "Everything I'm saying is being typed out isn't it".... then he pauses.... then all of a sudden he says "Karate Explosion!"
lol Just the way he says it and the complete randomniss of what he says always cracked me up.
Thu Jan 13, 2005 7:45 pm
Cassi wrote:I still love the old Jumbone commercial. "Your big dog doesn't wanna chew a small bone any more than he wants to play a tromone..."
lol I remember that. "It's a really really really really big big boooone, that's why they call it Jumboooone!!"