I want to be made into a diamond when i die!!!

Asthaloth · **Posts:** 4284 **Joined:** Mon May 31, 2004 4:48 am

Dunno about you, but the only way my remains are ever going to be involved with a Diamond is if it's my Phylactory.

Dragonfire · **Posted:** Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:43 pm

rachel wrote:

i dont care about being a yellow diamond! thats fine! or better yet, they could try introducing whatever impurity it is that makes diamonds pink! a pink diamond!!

I believe they already have done that, or will be doing it soon. I know you can also get it in yellow and orange.

Skynetmain · **Posted:** Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:49 pm

Tinkerbell wrote:

Being a diamond would be cool, but I still wanna be stuffed and sat on the sofa so people can see me forever ^_^

Okay. That is creepier that being a diamond or frisbee, but not unheard of. Rock on.

Eskimo · **Posted:** Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:58 pm

That is just... wrong

And Twinkle... you are just... wierd, although it would be cool to have a dead person sitting next to you when you are watching the football game... :roll:

Rachel · **Posted:** Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:54 pm

.:Blank Stare:. wrote:

That is just... wrong

And Twinkle... you are just... wierd, although it would be cool to have a dead person sitting next to you when you are watching the football game... :roll:

tinkerbell not twinkle...

Fiddelysquat · **Posts:** 2476 **Joined:** Mon May 31, 2004 9:18 pm

Skynetmain wrote:

Ooo. I saw a Modern Marvels that featured something like this. They were making diamonds out of everything, even peanut butter. Personally, I would rather the Roddenberry/Doohan treatment and be scattered in space. Or maybe like the creator of the frisbee. He was made into a frisbee.

Science just lets us have too much fun in the afterlife

My Chem teacher's husband was the scientist who figured out how to make the peanut butter diamonds.

THE MORE YOU KNOW!

Harmonize · **Posted:** Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:34 am

.:Blank Stare:. wrote:

That is just... wrong

And Twinkle... you are just... wierd, although it would be cool to have a dead person sitting next to you when you are watching the football game...

It'd be like a statue except not really. Besides, I'd be dead, so I wouldnt really care lol

Skynetmain · **Posted:** Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:06 pm

Tinkerbell wrote:

.:Blank Stare:. wrote:

That is just... wrong

And Twinkle... you are just... wierd, although it would be cool to have a dead person sitting next to you when you are watching the football game...

It'd be like a statue except not really. Besides, I'd be dead, so I wouldnt really care lol

Yeah, but what if you, as a bodyless soul, decide to visit your former body and find your grandchildren using you as a coaster, foot rest, or easy way to use the carpool lane? If that were me, a world-class haunting would be in order.

Twinkle · **Posted:** Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:11 pm

.:Blank Stare:. wrote:

That is just... wrong

And Twinkle... you are just... wierd, although it would be cool to have a dead person sitting next to you when you are watching the football game... :roll:

Nice to know you thought it was me with that disturbing idea... Thanks!

jimfromtx · **Posts:** 80 **Joined:** Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:17 pm

Drat, now if only we were silicon-based, I would request that I be turned into a computer chip, to be used in the most awesome gaming console to ever be made, and no console could ever be made that would top it. Now *that* would be awesome. Oh well...

Rachel · **Posted:** Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:17 pm

jimfromtx wrote:

Drat, now if only we were silicon-based, I would request that I be turned into a computer chip, to be used in the most awesome gaming console to ever be made, and no console could ever be made that would top it. Now *that* would be awesome. Oh well...

well, they are looking into using diamond in computer processors as it can conduct stuff and withstand higher heats than anything else they've found

jimfromtx · **Posts:** 80 **Joined:** Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:17 pm

Sweeeeeeeeet, so my dream might one day be realized! Awesome!

Nessa · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:11 pm

rachel wrote:

Dragonfire wrote:

Ah yes, I heard about this in a past issue of Popular Science magazine. They take your remains, cremate them, then extract the pure carbon and put it in a diamond press. It gives a whole new meaning to "family heirloom".

However, that ad is slightly misleading, because the diamonds aren't clear/white, they have a yellow-ish hue. It's impossible with current technology to make a man-made diamond look completely natural like that.

i dont care about being a yellow diamond! thats fine! or better yet, they could try introducing whatever impurity it is that makes diamonds pink! a pink diamond!!

Cue: 50 years into the future, Rachel gets her wish and is made into the worlds most beautiful pink diamond, it is set into a gorgeous ring and given to her husband, Humphrey.

Random person: 'What a gorgeous ring! Where did you ever find such a thing?"

Humphrey: "Why thank you, the diamond is my wife Rachel."

or, per a more humoreous route:

A woman is explaining the meaning of her rings to a unsuspecting listener:

"This is my engagment right from 1944, this is my wedding band from 1946, and this is my dead husband Fred."

Rachel · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:24 pm

exactly! it would be in your will, who gets you when you die!!! MWAHAHAHAH, you could be either a great or evil mother in law if you left yourself to your son to make you into an engagement ring. hehe

Paul · **Posted:** Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:49 pm

rachel wrote:

exactly! it would be in your will, who gets you when you die!!! MWAHAHAHAH, you could be either a great or evil mother in law if you left yourself to your son to make you into an engagement ring. hehe

Just another reason to scream when you drop your ring down the sink. "NOOOOOO! MUUUUMMMM!"

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