What would you tell your younger self if you had the chance?

[Zero!]

Three things I can think of:
"Quit stalking him, all you're doing is traumatizing him!"
"The world doesn't hate you. Quit acting like it."
"He only wants in your pants. Don't even waste your time."

Yup.

[Twizzler0171]

"Instead of always using your right hand to write, try using your left when you're not doing anything important. Become ambidextrious! Because ambidextrious people are awesome."

[Tymaporer]

"You want to be an actress. Ask mom and dad to sign you up for acting classes or something."

"Don't eat so much."

[jellyoflight]

Don't take drama! The written work is going to annoy you like crazy.

Don't give your best friend a hug in the middle of a classroom when she's sad one day in year 7. It'll be cause to mock you both for the next 3 years for your apparent gayness.

Be friends with all of the people who take the pee out of you earlier on. It'll stop all of the said mockery for 3 years.

Make your bebo homepage friends only as soon as you've made it, in order to stop the above people from watching everything you do and laughing about it.

Get straighteners earlier.

Smile more.

[Xil]

"Damn! It's gonna be good, kiddo!!"

and thats it's his tale. no one elses.

[fzun]

"You'll actually be thankful you went to CSHS instead of JPT."
"Give Josh a chance, he's a sweeter guy than he seems at first."
"Take band freshman year!"

[Susannahmio]

I would tell her to become a groomer as soon as possible so she wouldn't have wasted 9 years trying to figure it all out.

[Xandra]

I wouldn't tell them anything... I'm the person that I am today because of the stupid things I did when I was younger, and I like the person I am today.

Agreed. This is my standard response to all questions like this. If I didn't do certain things that definitely made me feel like total crap, my personality wouldn't have evolved out of that. What doesn't kill you does actually occasionally make you stronger (all the other times you either die or significantly weaken).

Besides, I would never ever listen to some random weirdo walking up to me and saying they were me from the future. Ever.

[Jacob]

would go back in time and tell my past self to shape up, become stronger and stop whining...and to take up dancing, even riverdance, because that's what i'm now doing as a fan of DDR.

[Mongrel]

At two points in my life, I'd tell myself: "Life doesn't suck this much ALL the time."
Well, probably not. I'd be too afraid of messing up the flow of time, and I really like who I am now, especially since I don't have any extra limbs or anything.

[TDG]

"Instead of always using your right hand to write, try using your left when you're not doing anything important. Become ambidextrious! Because ambidextrious people are awesome."

Yay for me!

[Asthaloth]

I'd like to recall my previous answer and throw an Ipod onto Easter island.
Sealed in a vacuum bag.
With several documents written in "Atlantean" on it.

Just to be the guy who totally messes up history ^_^

Hey, if your gonna do it, do it Properly.

[hikaru_dream]

"For goodness sake, think about what you say and do before you do anything else real stupid."
.....something like that anyway.
The younger me probably wouldn't have listened .

[Tharkun]

I don't think I'd like to change anything by talking to my past self, but I often dream of telling LBJ to stop thinking of the draft and fight based on strategy, not on freakin' PR. I sometimes think Vietnam was to America as World War I was to France.

[charlixsparkles]

I'll tell myself not to make big issues of everything, to actually read the signs between what people say... and I might rewrite one of my history assessments