Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:42 pm
halfbakedbliss wrote:I have been bitten by a squirrel.
OMGZ RABIES
Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:39 pm
In kindergarten I peed on the floor during library time.
Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:04 pm
Once I was in a drug store and bumped into someone. I quickly said "oh gosh, i'm sorry" only to turn and see I had walked into a sunglass rack! 
Still makes me crack up thinking about it.
Also a long time ago we were playing spotlight at my friends cabin and I was running to home and shouting cause I was so excited. I ended up falling flat on my face into the gravel and had to wear a bandaid on my cheek for a week.
Still makes me crack up thinking about it.
Also a long time ago we were playing spotlight at my friends cabin and I was running to home and shouting cause I was so excited. I ended up falling flat on my face into the gravel and had to wear a bandaid on my cheek for a week.
Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:30 pm
halfbakedbliss wrote:I have been bitten by a squirrel.
No wonder you're crazy!!! RABIES!!!
Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:40 pm
It's the five MINUTE rule, people! Get it right! 
One time, I had a dream that I was on the toilet (for some odd reason), and I was peeing in the toilet, and then I peed in my bed. Fortunately, it woke me up, so it wasn't a real disaster. This was quite recent, actually.
One time, I had a dream that I was on the toilet (for some odd reason), and I was peeing in the toilet, and then I peed in my bed. Fortunately, it woke me up, so it wasn't a real disaster. This was quite recent, actually.
Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:46 pm
susannahmio wrote:Once I was in a drug store and bumped into someone. I quickly said "oh gosh, i'm sorry" only to turn and see I had walked into a sunglass rack!
Sun glasses rack?
Pbbbt, Lamp post.
That hurt, by the way, and probably replaced the "Dropped on head as baby" event.
Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:00 am
Setekh wrote:susannahmio wrote:Once I was in a drug store and bumped into someone. I quickly said "oh gosh, i'm sorry" only to turn and see I had walked into a sunglass rack!
Sun glasses rack?
Pbbbt, Lamp post.
That hurt, by the way, and probably replaced the "Dropped on head as baby" event.
That totally reminded me of a time I came out of Walmart and was looking for my Mom's car in the parking lot at night and smacked my forehead on a steel pole supporting the awning! I had a headache for 2 days!
Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:20 am
susannahmio wrote:Setekh wrote:susannahmio wrote:Once I was in a drug store and bumped into someone. I quickly said "oh gosh, i'm sorry" only to turn and see I had walked into a sunglass rack!
Sun glasses rack?
Pbbbt, Lamp post.
That hurt, by the way, and probably replaced the "Dropped on head as baby" event.
What's even worse: when a friend does it, and as you turn to laugh at his misfortune, you walk into a pole yourself.
Karma, or stupidity?
Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:45 am
Setekh wrote:susannahmio wrote:Once I was in a drug store and bumped into someone. I quickly said "oh gosh, i'm sorry" only to turn and see I had walked into a sunglass rack!
Sun glasses rack?
Pbbbt, Lamp post.
Yeah... tree.
Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:48 am
Twinkle wrote:Setekh wrote:susannahmio wrote:Once I was in a drug store and bumped into someone. I quickly said "oh gosh, i'm sorry" only to turn and see I had walked into a sunglass rack!
Sun glasses rack?
Pbbbt, Lamp post.
Yeah... tree.
Street sign. Was talking to my friend next to me. She could have warned me, but she let me walk straight into a sign, face first. We got a good chuckle out of it. What's even better.. it was at a college campus, so there were tons of kids around and most of them saw.
Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:51 am
Twinkle wrote:Setekh wrote:susannahmio wrote:Once I was in a drug store and bumped into someone. I quickly said "oh gosh, i'm sorry" only to turn and see I had walked into a sunglass rack!
Sun glasses rack?
Pbbbt, Lamp post.
Yeah... tree.
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Super non slip floor at college.
How, I don't know, but I ended up butt over face narrowly avoiding a bin.
Which I once sat in and got stuck.
Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:57 am
ooo I did that walking to the bus stop. I was trying to do my zip on my coat and run for the bus at the same time- I hit my head off the street lamp, and the bus was there already so everyone was laughing at me, lying on my back on the ground, a bit out of it. My brother was like kicking me with his big toe, going "AHHH IDIOT!" I had a lovely big bruise on my forehead 
Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:19 am
One time I went to the movies and I thought I looked cute. I had a very large drink in my hand. I found a lid for the drink and I was going away from the line at the consession stand when someone stopped me and said "Where did you get your top?" Well I had on this silky tiger print kind of shirt I thought looked good on me, even though I had borrowed it from my Mom. So I said "Oh, I don't know. Mom bought this top and I am wearing it, but I don't know where she got it." Which was so stupid because he wanted to know where I got the top for my cup, because he needed a top for his cup. Only where I am from, people don't usually say they need a top, they say they need a lid. So when he said top I thought he meant my shirt. LOL. I think it embarrassed him too.
Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:20 am
I yell at people on television. And at furniture, objects on the street, cars, food...basically any object which happens to frustrate me.
Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:33 am
Ok, this just happened today, just a few minutes ago actually. I have this habit of thinking I see faces in things. I can be looking at marble, or wood, or really anything with splotches or lines and I will see faces in it. Earlier today when were were taking pictures against the garage, the light from overhead was shining through the trees making weird shadows on the wall. In one of the pictures the light kind of made a face. I kind of grabbed the camera when were were reveiwing the pictures and pointed it out to everyone. I was like, "Hey it kind of looks like a face there."
Well in the shower we have a swirily kind of yellow and white plastic. I never used the upstairs shower but I had to becuase we had company. I noticed a dog looking at me from the swirly wall of the shower. I could see the nose the mouth the ears, everything. It was startlingly realistic to me. It even had whiskers and bumps near the nose and shadows in the right place and everything. I could really see it. I showed my step dad and he could see it too. But his stepson was over and said he needed to go some place normal after that. He thinks I am very weird now. LOL.
But I've done that all my life. I always see faces in things, in trees, in the clouds. Sometimes I point it out for others. Sometimes they see what I see and sometimes I just get a very weird look.
Well in the shower we have a swirily kind of yellow and white plastic. I never used the upstairs shower but I had to becuase we had company. I noticed a dog looking at me from the swirly wall of the shower. I could see the nose the mouth the ears, everything. It was startlingly realistic to me. It even had whiskers and bumps near the nose and shadows in the right place and everything. I could really see it. I showed my step dad and he could see it too. But his stepson was over and said he needed to go some place normal after that. He thinks I am very weird now. LOL.
But I've done that all my life. I always see faces in things, in trees, in the clouds. Sometimes I point it out for others. Sometimes they see what I see and sometimes I just get a very weird look.