Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:28 pm
Skynetmain wrote:I am terrified of all bugs. All shape and form of bug freaks me out. I literally breakdown and come close to crying. Lots of screaming and fetal balls are involved too. The bugs don't even have to be in the same room either. Images of bugs even get to me. Just recently, Dirty Jobs showed part of their bug segment they edited out. It involved mimic bugs, and those are the worse. I'm pretty sure many, many people heard me screaming at the scary, scary bugs.
same here. I was walking with a guy I like the other day, and I reached out to hit the "walk button"... and noticed this huge, ugly, black spider sitting on my arm. I started screaming and waving my arm around wildly, nearly crying, in front of him and the 20 or so cars that were stopped at the light. I felt so ridiculously stupid afterwards...
Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:35 pm
DM was on fire! wrote:My dad says that McDonalds has the five second rule too.
*yawn* You shouldn't joke, I've seen it done.
Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:01 pm
sigh_driven wrote:same here. I was walking with a guy I like the other day, and I reached out to hit the "walk button"... and noticed this huge, ugly, black spider sitting on my arm. I started screaming and waving my arm around wildly, nearly crying, in front of him and the 20 or so cars that were stopped at the light. I felt so ridiculously stupid afterwards...
I just got a mental image of that.
Cheered me up good and proper imagining you running around screaming waving your arm like a looney.
Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:15 pm
Paul wrote:DM was on fire! wrote:My dad says that McDonalds has the five second rule too.
*yawn* You shouldn't joke, I've seen it done.
I'm all for eating things that have been on the floor.
General rule-
If it's dry and the floor is dry, wayhey
If the floor is mucky and wet, boo
If it's sticky, boo.
Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:23 pm
I have an insane fear of knives and ovens.
I'm afraid any oven will close on me, and knives will come to life and stab me.
I'm afraid any oven will close on me, and knives will come to life and stab me.
Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:47 pm
Igg wrote:I'm all for eating things that have been on the floor.
General rule-
If it's dry and the floor is dry, wayhey
If the floor is mucky and wet, boo
If it's sticky, boo.
And if it's in a wrapper or bag, totally. Heh, sometimes I see something yummy in a wrapper, and people are like "Ew, don't eat that, it's on the floor", and I'm like "But it's in a wrapper! O_o"
Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:56 pm
I didn't even think the wrapper thing needed explaining!
Then again my grandma washes banana skins..
Then again my grandma washes banana skins..
Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:59 pm
Anything liquid, plus my clothing...
Actually, anything, plus my clothing. Heh, yoghurts seem to have a problem with me. My school tie has taken blob after blob, and my shirts have, on the whole, managed to recover from the food I've treated them with. I don't have a very steady hand though, maybe that's what the problem is.
Actually, anything, plus my clothing. Heh, yoghurts seem to have a problem with me. My school tie has taken blob after blob, and my shirts have, on the whole, managed to recover from the food I've treated them with. I don't have a very steady hand though, maybe that's what the problem is.
Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:50 pm
Last week at work 1/2 a gallon of paint spilled on my front, from the neck down to my brand new *bought the day before* shoes. I walked from the front of the store to the back of the store, wearing bags on my feet & hands, and then from the back of the store to the front of the store and waited for 10 minutes or so until my dad came to pick me up. It was indeed hilarious to everyone who saw me.
Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:58 pm
I fell down the stairs this morning.
Oh, and I LOVE the Eurovision! Except for Scooch. They just deserve some form of punishment more painfuil than anything that has came before.
Oh, and I LOVE the Eurovision! Except for Scooch. They just deserve some form of punishment more painfuil than anything that has came before.
Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:02 pm
Today Gwen and I were playing on my bed. The phone rang, so we stopped and listened to the answering machine. I heard it was Nessa! I was all "Zomg, Nessa!" 
and got up to run off to get the phone. I got tangled in the blanket and fell to the floor. I couldn't get up in time to reach the phone and missed her call. Gwen was like " . . . what are you doing?" (Gwen is 4, btw.) XD
It was so funny! Just like the dumb things people do in the movies. haha I fell really hard, too, and hurt my knee, elbow, and the heel of my hand. XD
and got up to run off to get the phone. I got tangled in the blanket and fell to the floor. I couldn't get up in time to reach the phone and missed her call. Gwen was like " . . . what are you doing?" (Gwen is 4, btw.) XD
It was so funny! Just like the dumb things people do in the movies. haha I fell really hard, too, and hurt my knee, elbow, and the heel of my hand. XD
Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:05 pm
Ixist wrote:I fell down the stairs this morning.
Oh, and I LOVE the Eurovision! Except for Scooch. They just deserve some form of punishment more painfuil than anything that has came before.
I actually know someone from Scooch... she was better when she was doing West End musicals. *sigh*
Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:36 pm
I have gonorrhoea.
Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:37 pm
Doesn't surprise me.
Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:52 pm
I just remembered another one. I was about 12-13 and Mom was over to a friends house and i had the cordless phone on my nightstand when I went to bed. While I was sleeping the phone rang and it must have scared me. I sat bolt upright in bed and answered the phone only to be awakened by a glass of Pepsi all over my head. i had picked up a glass instead of the phone. Funny thing is I remember saying hello to the glass of Pepsi. My Mom was home by then and she came running in and saw me covered in Pepsi and bawling my eyes out.