Well, I haven't had experience in the military, and I couldn't join even if I wanted to because of mental disorder stuff...all I know is that you have to salute people, and if you do it wrong, you get in trouble. *nodnod* Also, you get to crawl around in dirt and pee your pants cause if you try and go to the bathroom in the middle of a war, you'll get killed cause the enemy will see you. That's all I know, I think.
I gots a question. Do you wear a hat as part of your military uniform thingie? If so, are you allowed to take it off? (I figured this was a chance to find out the real answer to this question.

Don't ask.)
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