Cry: checked in on Tarla to see if she was in today before opening the spreadsheet, and she was on her way out
Gloat: got a retired petpet (a Flightning Bug) in the drop! I didn't know that was possible.
Cry: fell asleep starting dailies yesterday, and though I woke up three times before midnight NST, I wasn't able to actually do anything before falling back asleep each time, so Trudy and Quest Log (both just past the middle) were reset, and I even missed my daily quest.
Edit: 20k here at Buried Treasure:
https://www.neopets.com/pirates/buriedt ... ml?178,268Edit: gloat: I remembered to collect my birthday cupcake for Rosie!
Cry: I didn't actually get the cupcake. Apparently I can try again later, but the pop-up isn't appearing anymore.
Edit: never did get the cupcake. *Sigh*
Oh, well. New day.
Gloat: You've done it! King Skarl is in hysterics!
King Skarl Says:
*heheheheheHU-COUGH COUGH COUGH* Now, that’s a joke! I give it a 8** out of 1000.
You really had me wheezing there! Here, accept this gift as a token of my gratitude for bringing this grumpy grey king a bit of cheer today.
King Skarl hands you:
Exotic Fruits Pie
He also gives you 113 Neopoints!
Cry: since it's the end of the month, it's only a few days of extra 3rd place NP, and I already have gold for both kings. Not much of a cry, because it's still very nice.

P.S. The joke in question was something like: How do you protect streaky bacon from a hungry Skeith? You don't!