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St Nick wrote:HONK HONK
It looks like the "Why dont you just search on the internet" train has just pulled up at the station and there's plenty of room aboard.
try to solve that 
"I would fight for myself and love only myself. If all other people exist to magnify that love, then there is no more splendid world than this one."Gaara of the sand
Da_bouncer666 wrote:Why do psycics have to ask your name?
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Because rain isn't 60°C.
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
There'd still the same volume of water in the ocean so not at all...
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
Its an expression
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Shining an ultra-violet light on the paper reveals no more ink is coming out...
Did anchient doctors reffer to IVs as "fours"?
That's just ridiculous
Why are they called appartments when they are all stuck together?
Because they are separate living quarters... apart from one another.
If bankers can count why do they have eight windows and only four tellers?
Well thats a good question.
if the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?
I see what you did there
Why cant I set my lazer pointer on "stun"?
Your what? Your Light Amplification by the Ztimulated Emission of Radiation? Yes? Nice one america.
If all the world is a stage were is the audience sitting?
Why must there be an audience
If white wine goes with fish do white grapes go with sushi?
So what, if vodka warms you up will eating a potato do so too?
Why is the alphebet in that order? is it because of the song?
Yes, as far as I'm aware the song was written first and the alphabet afterwards.
If you write a book about faliure and it doesn't sell' is it a success?
Not a commercial success. If you were trying to fail then you'd have succeeded.
Rachel wrote:I've always wondered if everyone sees the same thing. like is what i see and think of as blue what someone else sees and thinks of as blue? or in their eyes/mind is everything different colours to what i see? That probably doesnt make any sence, i wonder strange things.
St Nick wrote:What do you want Birmingham. Time to show off another tat' is it? Maybe you and I could spend some time getting to know each other over some hot chocolate and discuss who has the most unique physical attributes, psychic powers and paranormal experiences to date?
Igg wrote:Goes to the part of the afterlife that all the people who say the Meaning of Life is 42 go to.
It's somewhat like a large sewage treatment plant, full of idiots necking vodka to wash down their pork scratchings and reciting Peter Kay one-liners over and over again.
