Grumpy Old King

[John]

King Skarl Says: Well, thanks for trying...
I'll give you 55 Neopoints for the effort.

You should try again tomorrow.

[Auttypie]

June 3

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

June 4

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

[Xerophyte]

King Skarl Says:
*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 603 out of 1000.
Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

King Skarl hands you:
Stale Bread

[May]

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

[Pardona]

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...
Q: What can you do if you're a Boogie with Neo Flu?
A: You got sandwiches!
Uh Oh... Now you've done it!
King Skarl Says:
That was the worst joke ever! I only give it 286 out of 1000!
Leave my kingdom now! *Grrrrrrrr*

Something Has Happened!

You are now eligible to use 'Skarl - Moody' as an avatar on the NeoBoards!

[May]

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

[Auttypie]

King Skarl Says: Well, thanks for trying...
I'll give you 48 Neopoints for the effort.

[Pardona]

King Skarl Says:
*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 698 out of 1000.
Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.
King Skarl hands you:

Blackened Banana

[May]

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: What don't you look a family of arrogant Blumaroo apart deciding to avoid from (1) D'Achoo?
A: You equipped with him a map of blueberry Bri Crokabek pasties!

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

[Auttypie]

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

[May]

Tuesday, June 10

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: is you make a flock of aubergine Blumaroos find deciding to challenge from Dr Sloth?
A: got the mask of brown Bruce Cybunnys!

Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

King Skarl Says:
*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 650 out of 1000.
Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

King Skarl hands you:

Cup of Water

He also gives you 151 Neopoints!

Wednesday, June 11

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: How isn't you recognize a herd of avocado Boogie for dress up like in Faerieland?
A: A hidden them a necklace of bubbling Brucey B Cyodrake sandwiches!

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

[Auttypie]

King Skarl Says: Well, thanks for trying...
I'll give you 69 Neopoints for the effort.

[May]

Thursday, June 12

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: What makes you stop a pack of baby Bruce from dressing up like into Finger Crisps?
A: An holding official burst Buzz Deaver tashes!

Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

King Skarl Says:
*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 615 out of 1000.
Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

King Skarl hands you:

Bag of Peas

Sunday, June 15

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: When should you tell a school of bashful Bruces say to eating of Floppy Tongue?
A: At making a orb of checkered Candy Vampire Diddler toothbrushes!

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

[Auttypie]

King Skarl Says: Well, thanks for trying...
I'll give you 51 Neopoints for the effort.

[May]

Monday, June 16

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: Where shouldn't you think a team of black Buzz similar to eats on Gadgadsbogen?
A: By offering an piece of chokato Candychan Doglefox !

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

King Skarl Says: Well, thanks for trying...
I'll give you 40 Neopoints for the effort.

Tuesday, June 17

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: Who will you trust an blue Candy Vampire that explore the Garon the Lupe?
A: The protected by a pile of cloud Capara Draik Angelpi!

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.