Spazzo Stories - Argh I'm such an idiot -_-
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Xalaxracer wrote:I am really forgetfull as well. I run upstairs to get something, and I forget it when I get there, when I go back down, I remember it
I do that ALLLLLLLLL the time!!!
i do some really stupid stuff, but i cant think of anything off the top of my head. i mean there's the obvious "where are my glasses... oh i'm wearing them", i have hunted for ages for my phone before and found it in my pocket...
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Sapphire Faerie
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Christopher
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Sapphire Faerie wrote:Direct quote from me on AIM:Me: I used puncutation.
Me: Which I can't spell.
Edit: I have an older and even stupider one:Me: I want a keyboard with Roman numerals on it
Me: WAIT
Me: My keyboard already has Roman numerals on it!
Me: DUH
Me: THEY'RE LETTERS
Guffaw.
Guffaw Indeed.
My spaz stories usually involved me reading ore doing things back to front.
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...That time when I forgot my mobile in my jacket pocket, thus tossing it into the washing machine when I was in a hurry. One of the most expensive mistakes I've made. 
Don't be afraid to see the truth, even if no one wants you to. Be yourself and not a fool. Don't ever be afraid to speak your mind and listen to criticism. Dissent is keeps our country progressive and willingness to challenge yourself is what keeps yourself ever evolving.
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I have and still seomtimes do sign things with my maiden name...not my married name.
Mind you Iv'e been married for two years.
Mind you Iv'e been married for two years.
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Spongebob: "Licking door knobs is illegal on other planets."
Spongebob: "Licking door knobs is illegal on other planets."
I have a one track mind. If I'm trying to talk to someone and in the middle of our conversation, someone else pops by and tells me something, the next subject word I utter would be what the person said rather than my intentions.
Kinda like my test today. I was writing a paragraph answer, and the announcement PA came on. So...I kept writing my sentence after it was over, and "many proposals" turned into "many announcements", and I didn't realise it until I had finished the sentence. Blah.
Oh, and I have a tendency to talk loud when I look for people. So...there are various instances in which I walk into a room, call someone's name and look around, and then I see them right in front of me, and end up all "Oh, hi, whoops...".
And I do the glasses thing all the time. ;P
Kinda like my test today. I was writing a paragraph answer, and the announcement PA came on. So...I kept writing my sentence after it was over, and "many proposals" turned into "many announcements", and I didn't realise it until I had finished the sentence. Blah.
Oh, and I have a tendency to talk loud when I look for people. So...there are various instances in which I walk into a room, call someone's name and look around, and then I see them right in front of me, and end up all "Oh, hi, whoops...".
And I do the glasses thing all the time. ;P

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xerai wrote:jellyoflight wrote:Shoyru_Lover wrote:jellyoflight wrote:Obviously I have none seeing as I am perfect in every manner*smudges jellyoflight with some mud*,... there.. no longer perfect bwahahaha
I'M TELLING.
Uhm...*knock knock*
Uhh, SL is the webmaster..who're ya gonna tell? His parents?
No. No, I would go worse than that.
I would tell.
SL!!!1211!!fOUR!!!!SHIFT!!!!!!

that's me.
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Once I had just finished using the toilet when I recieved a text message, I begun to send one back though I lost my grip and the phone fell into the toilet, for some reason, I had the natural reaction to flush the toilet (Stuff goes in loo then you flush it right?) Before I realised what I did. The result was me on my knees, both hands in toilet trying to get this mobile phone. Which I did.




