Things anime characters would never say ...

[_jade_em_]

What are some things anime/manga characters would never say?

Naruto
Itachi: I WUB YOU SASUKE-KUUUUN!
Neji: DDR rocks my socks! =D
Naruto: Hokage ... what's that? A hermit? I'm gonna be a dinosaur when I grow up! ^.^

Prince of Tennis:
Tezuka: You know what? There is actually more to my vocabulary than "Hn," "Iie," "Groundo 100 Laps!" and "Be Seigaku's pillar of support!"
Ryoma: Ponta sucks.
Atobe: Why would I ever refer to my humble self as "ore-sama" ... -.-
Tezuka: Tachibana Ann, will you go out with me?

Fushigi Yugi
Hotohori: I'm ugly.

Rurouni Kenshin
Kenshin: KILLING ISH TEH BEST!!!! >:] *chops people in half*

Aand that's all I can think of right now >.<

[Shoyru_Lover]

Sailormoon: "Pikachu! I choose you!"
Pikachu: "pika pika... pika... man... this is jibbed! Why can't I speak like the other digimon?"

[Jasujo]

Pikachu: "pika pika... pika... man... this is jibbed! Why can't I speak like the other digimon?"

lol. XD That had me rolling, Yukio.

[Christopher]

Somehow I think that Hyuuga Negi might play DDR...

[zorg]

Naruto

Ero-Sennin: I wont perv all day!
Gai: The Nice Guy Pose is so old!
Shikamaru: Lets guy up and dance guys! Come on everyone! "Put your left foot in..."

^.^

[Amethyst]

Great thread!

Shaman King
Yoh: Life sucks. I hate all of you. In fact, I'm just going to go kill myself right now.
Anna: Yoh, I don't care if you win the tournament or not as long as you just try your hardest and have fun!
Horo-Horo: *something intelligent*
Ren: Oooh! A fluffy bunny! I wanna hug it! And then I wanna go out in the forest and pick wildflowers with cute little animals! Lalalala...*frolics*

I'll probably think of more later...

[DM was on fire!]

That Ren one is the best.

[ninjausagi]

Slayers

Lina - Oh no! A corrupted member of society is preying on the defenseless! We must cast off the shackles of this oppressor and deliver the blow of justice!
Ameria - Ehh. Maybe later, I'm hungry.

[(*Dranzer*)]

Somehow I think that Hyuuga Negi might play DDR...

I can SO see that... using the 128 points of divinity to play Paranoia songs on extreme.

[_jaye_]

Somehow I think that Hyuuga Negi might play DDR...

I can SO see that... using the 128 points of divinity to play Paranoia songs on extreme.

I WANT TO SEE THAT! All the cool moves XD

[Adoration]

AZUMANGA DAIOH -
Osaka: *insert something intelligent here*
Tomo: You know what? Chiyo gets a free pass today. I won't make fun of her.

[AFI_Sorrow]

Osaka: *insert something intelligent here*
.

I wuv my Osaka!

NARUTO
Kakashi: "Hey guys, am I real early today or what?"
Haku: "This long hair is so unmanly, I think I'll just chop it all off."
Rock Lee: "I'm going for an eyebrow wax tomorrow at 4."
Asuma: "Just say no to cigarettes."
Obito: "Gawd, these goggles are sooo tacky."

Oh c'mon, you know I had to have a Kakashi line in there somewhere.

[tomatie]

Inu Yasha:
Sesshoumaru: I'm a fluffy little kitty cat :3

Pokemon:
Psyduck: meow.

[AFI_Sorrow]

Inu Yasha:
Sesshoumaru: I'm a fluffy little kitty cat :3

And then a million fangirls around the world would squeal in delight. XD

Edward Elric (Full Metal Alchemist): I have finally come to terms that I am a wee little shrimp you cannot see unless you search underneath an electron microscope. So I bought myself from high heel shoes. *flaunt shoes, flaunt shoes*

Maes Hughes (FMA): My daugher is a failure.

[_jaye_]

*is random*
Sasuke: *smiles*
Gaara: *smiles*

Aaall the smiling >.>

Kakashi: This book (come come paradise?) sucks. Why would anyone want to read this.