The least likely things to get published in the NT

[exodiathepowerful]

88 Ways To pwn Majal_Kita with a New Member pet

[Arasithil]

Food is for wimps: How to build your pet's character through hunger

[skizzy the wonder lizard]

They're Just Pixels, You Big Dumb Crybaby

[Morningstar]

They're Just Pixels, You Big Dumb Crybaby

That one is priceless!

[Robert]

Post this into ten boards: A list of all the ones that REALLY work!

[hiddenneggs]

Oh, Hiddenneggs, that is a priceless piece of work! I kept laughing harder and harder with each new chapter. Now, if you put that on a t-shirt I would wear it in pride.

Y'know, if I could figure out how to do Chapter 4, I probably would (CafePress or whatever).

if we come up with enough does anyone mind me putting them all together and seeing if they will actually publish it in the NT???

Actually, yeah. I really don't feel like having it part of an article. (If the staff wants to read our jokes, they can come here to PPT. As some of them do.) Besides, made up of chapters as it is, mine just doesn't fit that well in the list of titles.

that post should be put up somewhere permanently on the PPT site.

If Yukio wants it, that would be fine.

All three of you -- and HollyPop -- thanks for the nice things you said about my submission. (And thanks CrewWolf for understanding/explaining Chapter 7's title.)

My own personal faves from the bunch:

Neopets: A hobby or a curse?
--twinklyspangle

'I'm 11 and Pregnant' and Other Fun Things to Say on the Neoboards
Submersive Advertising: New Age Brainwashing
Hookin' Up on Neopets: An In-Depth Guide to Finding your Soul Mate
--Fiddelysquat

101 Ways to Misuse Asparagus
--dog

Buying all your plushies on eBay: how to avoid giving Neopets any money
Real-life names and addresses of Neostaff, so you can hunt them down
--HollyPop

201 Different Ways To Spell PLeEZ
How To Beg Without Looking Like Begging
Site Seeing At Kiko Lake
From Aderverator to Aviator: 4032 Different Ways To Spell Avatar
--CrewWolf

25 of the hottest new chain letters!
--White Wolf

The Horribly Drawn Darigan Poogle: Myth, Mistake, Or Misunderstood
--Newjoe 07

88 Ways To pwn Majal_Kita with a New Member pet
--exodiathepowerful

Post this into ten boards: A list of all the ones that REALLY work!
--robert2100

Food is for wimps: How to build your pet's character through hunger
--Arasithil

They're Just Pixels, You Big Dumb Crybaby
--skizzy the wonder lizard