Rock, Paper, Scissors [Split by a Rock]

[Blue]

Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus beat Schoolhouse Rock with a lawsuit to prevent the showing of the "The Greatest Show on Earth" episode about the weather, which included the Ringling Brothers' logo...



LOL - an educational RPS post

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I got three favorite cars
That get most of my job done.
Conjunction Junction, what's their function?
I got "and", "but", and "or",
They'll get you pretty far.

[Siniri]

PETA goes to town on RB&B&BC wherever and whenever RB&B&BC comes to town:

[domo_hello_kitty]

PETA sues the pilot that crashed in the Hudson for disturbing the wildlife.


Explanation:

#15 Mr Diesel
PETA is suing the pilot and US Airways for killing the geese and violating their air space. EPA is investigating water contamination.

Kudos to the pilot for the great landing. Also to the boats who helped out.

From another site. Ctrl+F "PETA"

[Blue]

April Fools beats domo_hello_kitty...



Believe it or not (because that sounds like something that PETA would do), that story was an April Fools Joke (4/1/2009)

[domo_hello_kitty]

Nnh! *palm slap*
At least they didn't do any of these!

My brother plays this game, and I asked him to screenie it. Name cut out. If you want to fight him, his ID is 17821159.

I guess for this one, beat DragonFable or one of the terrible pranks.

BlueEdit: Put picture in spoiler, as the image was stretching the forum

[Siniri]

You don't need a second shoe when there's a giant pile of shoes on campus, so your April Fool's mean pranks are defeated:

[Blue]

The shoe Recycling Machine beats old shoes

[domo_hello_kitty]

I rid the foot odor using Foot Powder.

[Siniri]

Botox eliminates the need for foot powder by suppressing excess sweating:

[Blue]

Face-lift beats Botox


But, I don't really recommend either one

[Siniri]

Sunblock postpones the need for a facelift:


(And I do recommend sunblock.)

[domo_hello_kitty]

Lotion sunblock? Bah! Spray beats it by far.

[Siniri]

Legionella (a bacterium) put the kibosh on spraying fountains:

[Blue]

cheetos beat bacteria


although, both of them stick to your hands... ewww.

[Siniri]

Blue completely destroyed Cheetos for me forever. Thanks a lot!