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Oh I've got another freakish way. Dying from the toxics in doggy slobber when a newborn puppy licks your nose.

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(He who fights with monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster). And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

All I can think of right now, is being decapitated. *Shudders at thought*

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"I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious."

Undignified ways to die, according to the prophesy of Fiddstradamus:

Drowning face-first in a toilet


Choking on pudding


Being mauled to death by a chihuahua


Being hit by a rogue wheelchair


Caned to death by the elderly in a grocery store on Senior Citizen's Day over the last can of New England Clam Chowder


Heart failure due to Twinkies


Having an epileptic seizure during an episode of Pokemon


Girl-scout gang violence


Trampled to death in Walmart while trying to buy a 50% discounted DVD player


Miniature golfing injuries


Shot over a game of cards. Yu-Gi-Oh cards.


Puncturing your carotid artery with a toothpick because you sneezed


Having a heart attack during an episode of 'Maury'


Consequentially of ralphing on Eminem's shoes


Stealing lunch money from a hitman's son


Running away from a serial killer in a forest at night wearing light-up shoes


Playing 'toss the steak knife'

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lol! I love the *running away from a serial killer at night wearing flashing shoes*

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being poisoned by a pufferfish

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Quick! Hide your waffles! The true canadian is back with a new attidude~ Now if you excuse me, there's fudgesicles in my fridge!

Having to die by hitting your head on the computer screen because you didn't get a jackpot on a scratchcard and it was there. (really hapened to me on neopets)

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(Steal the rhythm while you can.)

lol
but how can you die by just hitting your head... onless the screen was filled with knives and tacks

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Quick! Hide your waffles! The true canadian is back with a new attidude~ Now if you excuse me, there's fudgesicles in my fridge!

The glass could break, and your head would get all cut up and you could bleed to death..... :shock: I don't like to think about dying, though I do all the time

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ive got another way

being so fat butchers mistake you for a pig >.<

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Quick! Hide your waffles! The true canadian is back with a new attidude~ Now if you excuse me, there's fudgesicles in my fridge!

- Being eaten on survivour.

- Choking on perfume/drinking it

Undignified? Being english and running away from your battles like the bunch of pansies you all are

Bumping into a baby's toy trycicle and splitting your head open on the road.

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Generally, I'd say a death involving a toilet is pretty undignified.

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That, or anything involving faeces from any creature.

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1. One nasty one I can think of is if someone had epileptic seizure and drowned in animal poo while they were working on a farm.

2. Falling down a hole where a toilet use to be and not being able to get back up out of the hole. (You will know what I mean if you go to a public toilet and you see a hole where a toilet was removed by vandals.

3. Being clawed and/or eaten to death by lions after you blown of course and you accidentally land in the Lions enclosure at a zoo or safari when you are parachuting.

4. Jumping off a tall building.

5. Being Burned Alive to death

6. Being Buried Alive in a casket.

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