Sat Apr 09, 2005 4:54 pm
Anubis wrote:Twinkle wrote:Wouldn't they be a band of pirates? Wow how cool would it be to have a pirate band?! They could sing classic hits such as "You've got the key to my treasure chest" and "I'd ram a cutless through my parrot just for you".
OMG. That made me fall off my chair. That is just hilarious. XDD
Me too LOL That was hilarious!
Sat Apr 09, 2005 5:54 pm
Ninjas! It would go like this:
Ninja vs. T-rex:
10:00 at night: T-rex is out hunting for food and smells a person, Ninja. The Rex wanders into a nearby heavily wooded area to hunt for the person. Ninja jumps down on Rex's back as light as a feather. Rex doesn't feel it due to his tough hide. Ninja walks down Rex's back to his neck and clings to the bottom of Rex's jaw. Ninja stabs Rex in his throat, making Rex flail around like a rag doll. Ninja jumps into tree, and Rex falls down. Ninja jumps down and uses his razor sharp sword to slice a tree trunk and pushes it down on Rex's head, killing Rex.
Ninja vs. Robot:
12:00 at night. Ninja sneaks up behind robot and throws shurikens into the back of it's metal hull to distract it, and as the robot turns around and fires his laser beams into the bushes, demolishing them into nothing, but the robot was too late, the ninja had already rolled along the bushes and ran up a tree to wait. Ninja throws a couple more shurikens at it's head and jumps to the nearest tree. As the robot is scanning the area with nightvision and infrared, ninja jumps to tree behind robot, making a soft rustling sound. Robot turns around and fires heat seeking rockets at the tree. Ninja clings on to robot's head, as the heat seeking missles move closer. At the very last second, ninja jumps down from robot's head, and runs between the robot's legs. The missles ram into the robot's head, destroying the whole upper body of the robot. The arms of the robot fall off the torso, and Ninja runs into nearby bushes, watching the desctruction.
Ninja vs. Pirates:
1:00 at night. At night time, Ninja jumps behind a pirate getting up for a midnight snack, causing him to turn around and see ninja. He and ninja get in a sword battle, but the ninja's sword is extra sharp and slices the pirate's sword in two, rendering it useless. The ninja does a frontflip to the back of the pirate, and sticks his sword through his back, killing him. The ninja runs towards the group of the other pirates who woke up due to the sound, with his sword to his side, killing 3. Ninja jumps up, and dissapears, no where to be found. With a blur of black, the pirates mysteriously all fall to the ground in pieces.
NINJA PWNS!
Ninja vs. T-rex:
10:00 at night: T-rex is out hunting for food and smells a person, Ninja. The Rex wanders into a nearby heavily wooded area to hunt for the person. Ninja jumps down on Rex's back as light as a feather. Rex doesn't feel it due to his tough hide. Ninja walks down Rex's back to his neck and clings to the bottom of Rex's jaw. Ninja stabs Rex in his throat, making Rex flail around like a rag doll. Ninja jumps into tree, and Rex falls down. Ninja jumps down and uses his razor sharp sword to slice a tree trunk and pushes it down on Rex's head, killing Rex.
Ninja vs. Robot:
12:00 at night. Ninja sneaks up behind robot and throws shurikens into the back of it's metal hull to distract it, and as the robot turns around and fires his laser beams into the bushes, demolishing them into nothing, but the robot was too late, the ninja had already rolled along the bushes and ran up a tree to wait. Ninja throws a couple more shurikens at it's head and jumps to the nearest tree. As the robot is scanning the area with nightvision and infrared, ninja jumps to tree behind robot, making a soft rustling sound. Robot turns around and fires heat seeking rockets at the tree. Ninja clings on to robot's head, as the heat seeking missles move closer. At the very last second, ninja jumps down from robot's head, and runs between the robot's legs. The missles ram into the robot's head, destroying the whole upper body of the robot. The arms of the robot fall off the torso, and Ninja runs into nearby bushes, watching the desctruction.
Ninja vs. Pirates:
1:00 at night. At night time, Ninja jumps behind a pirate getting up for a midnight snack, causing him to turn around and see ninja. He and ninja get in a sword battle, but the ninja's sword is extra sharp and slices the pirate's sword in two, rendering it useless. The ninja does a frontflip to the back of the pirate, and sticks his sword through his back, killing him. The ninja runs towards the group of the other pirates who woke up due to the sound, with his sword to his side, killing 3. Ninja jumps up, and dissapears, no where to be found. With a blur of black, the pirates mysteriously all fall to the ground in pieces.
NINJA PWNS!
Sat Apr 09, 2005 5:57 pm
I didn't think ninjas used swords. 
Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:07 pm
Twinkle wrote:I didn't think ninjas used swords.
They use Katanas sometimes.
Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:55 pm
No it goes:
Dinosaurs V Robots
Dino stomps on the robot until it's a million peices
Dinosuars V Pirates
MMM Nice snack
Dinosaurs V Ninjas
MMMMMM DESERT
Dinosaurs V Robots
Dino stomps on the robot until it's a million peices
Dinosuars V Pirates
MMM Nice snack
Dinosaurs V Ninjas
MMMMMM DESERT
Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:58 pm
.:Chronically Depressed:. wrote:No it goes:
Dinosaurs V Robots
Dino stomps on the robot until it's a million peices
Dinosuars V Pirates
MMM Nice snack
Dinosaurs V Ninjas
MMMMMM DESERT
Don't you mean dessert?
Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:15 pm
CrewWolf wrote:Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
You can't beat that kind of ultimate power.
The same could be said with the T-Rex. Perhaps mammals would be changed.
Sun Apr 10, 2005 12:45 am
Twinkle wrote:Wouldn't they be a band of pirates? Wow how cool would it be to have a pirate band?! They could sing classic hits such as "You've got the key to my treasure chest" and "I'd ram a cutless through my parrot just for you".
Hahahahahaha!!!
People think I'm cool!
I'm so happy!
Pirates will totally pwn! They have to!
They should make a PotC with a battle between robots, ninjas, dinosaurs, and pirates!!!
Sun Apr 10, 2005 2:00 am
No no NO.
First of all: Robots would probably break down from the rain or being pushed into the ocean. They might be able to kill off a few ninjas, pirates, and/or dinosaurs at first. But in the end, nature shall destroy them.
Now, pirates. Though quick on their feet, they tend to be loud, obnoxious, and drunk. Ninjas, using their stelth could easily sneak up behind them and chuck a throwing star into their skulls.
Dinosaurs are big and scary or small, and sometimes travel in groups.
Ninjas usually fight alone. (From what I've seen) And they could be hunted down one at a time.
The food source is also important. Pirates would most probably know their way around an island, and so could find a source of fruit, or furry animals. Coconuts, however, would not be much of a use to them when ninjas come to join them during one of their drinking parties.
Carnivorus dinosaurs eat people and other dinosaurs. Herbavores could eat a lot more plants that would be toxic to us humans. Dinosaurs aren't sencient (supposibly) and so they won't worry about making more baby dinosaurs during a time like this. Therefor making more food and outnubering their enemy.
Ninjas are to buisy paying attention too their target and surroundings. It could be argued that while paying attention to their surroundings, they'll find food, but they consentrait too much on their enemies than their stomaches at times. They might be able to kill some herbavores for a food supply, but without a way to preserve the meat, and assuming this is a tropical island, the meat will spoil quickly and will most probably make some ninjas fall ill.
So dinosaurs will win because they'll all gang up on the ninjas and kill them off one at a time. Or ninjas will die out because there aren't a lot of female ninjas.
Plus dinosaurs have the best web comic ever.
Sorry for the long, random post, but dinosaurs need some love.
First of all: Robots would probably break down from the rain or being pushed into the ocean. They might be able to kill off a few ninjas, pirates, and/or dinosaurs at first. But in the end, nature shall destroy them.
Now, pirates. Though quick on their feet, they tend to be loud, obnoxious, and drunk. Ninjas, using their stelth could easily sneak up behind them and chuck a throwing star into their skulls.
Dinosaurs are big and scary or small, and sometimes travel in groups.
Ninjas usually fight alone. (From what I've seen) And they could be hunted down one at a time.
The food source is also important. Pirates would most probably know their way around an island, and so could find a source of fruit, or furry animals. Coconuts, however, would not be much of a use to them when ninjas come to join them during one of their drinking parties.
Carnivorus dinosaurs eat people and other dinosaurs. Herbavores could eat a lot more plants that would be toxic to us humans. Dinosaurs aren't sencient (supposibly) and so they won't worry about making more baby dinosaurs during a time like this. Therefor making more food and outnubering their enemy.
Ninjas are to buisy paying attention too their target and surroundings. It could be argued that while paying attention to their surroundings, they'll find food, but they consentrait too much on their enemies than their stomaches at times. They might be able to kill some herbavores for a food supply, but without a way to preserve the meat, and assuming this is a tropical island, the meat will spoil quickly and will most probably make some ninjas fall ill.
So dinosaurs will win because they'll all gang up on the ninjas and kill them off one at a time. Or ninjas will die out because there aren't a lot of female ninjas.
Plus dinosaurs have the best web comic ever.
Sorry for the long, random post, but dinosaurs need some love.
Sun Apr 10, 2005 3:21 am
Duh! The_dog_god would!!
Yeeesh!
Yeeesh!
Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:30 am
The Ninja would win easily.
The pirate is no match for the ninja's katana skills, the pirate would be killed off fairly soon. There's possibly a chance of a struggle.
The dino would be gutted quite easily actually. It's slow compared tot he ninjas speed and before the dino gets a chance to strike, it's on the ground dead.
But the robot is the weakest of all. It can either be pushed into the water, or if it's waterproof, sliced like the rest of them, without a fight.
Ninja>Everything else but Pirate, Dinosaur, and Robot > Pirate > Dinosaur > Robot
The pirate is no match for the ninja's katana skills, the pirate would be killed off fairly soon. There's possibly a chance of a struggle.
The dino would be gutted quite easily actually. It's slow compared tot he ninjas speed and before the dino gets a chance to strike, it's on the ground dead.
But the robot is the weakest of all. It can either be pushed into the water, or if it's waterproof, sliced like the rest of them, without a fight.
Ninja>Everything else but Pirate, Dinosaur, and Robot > Pirate > Dinosaur > Robot
Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:38 am
Kugetsu wrote:The Ninja would win easily.
The pirate is no match for the ninja's katana skills, the pirate would be killed off fairly soon. There's possibly a chance of a struggle.
The dino would be gutted quite easily actually. It's slow compared tot he ninjas speed and before the dino gets a chance to strike, it's on the ground dead.
But the robot is the weakest of all. It can either be pushed into the water, or if it's waterproof, sliced like the rest of them, without a fight.
Ninja>Everything else but Pirate, Dinosaur, and Robot > Pirate > Dinosaur > Robot
I want to see a Ninja take on a Utah Raptor.
Then we'll see whose slow.
Not to mention the fact that scientists are now thinking that a diplodocus's tail acted like a massive bullwhip.
And I mean... who the heck is going to mess with a anklyosaur? Even if a Ninja did get through that armor, they're going to have their body broken when it tramples them!
Sun Apr 10, 2005 7:26 am
ahoteinrun wrote:Kugetsu wrote:The Ninja would win easily.
The pirate is no match for the ninja's katana skills, the pirate would be killed off fairly soon. There's possibly a chance of a struggle.
The dino would be gutted quite easily actually. It's slow compared tot he ninjas speed and before the dino gets a chance to strike, it's on the ground dead.
But the robot is the weakest of all. It can either be pushed into the water, or if it's waterproof, sliced like the rest of them, without a fight.
Ninja>Everything else but Pirate, Dinosaur, and Robot > Pirate > Dinosaur > Robot
I want to see a Ninja take on a Utah Raptor.
Then we'll see whose slow.
Not to mention the fact that scientists are now thinking that a diplodocus's tail acted like a massive bullwhip.
And I mean... who the heck is going to mess with a anklyosaur? Even if a Ninja did get through that armor, they're going to have their body broken when it tramples them!
Always underestimating the ninjas powers. He can dramatically chop the tail in half, pieces landing either side of him, kill the ankylosaur while its sleeping (despite the fact it's Chris' favourite dinosaur), or set up a spike trap which will skewer its poorly protected underbelly. As for the Raptor, its probably be a dramatic fight with lots of 'hyaa! and 'Grrrr' and sparks flying off when the sword hits its claws. Eventually the ninja will jump up into a tree, confuse its sense of smell by leving his own blood all over the place, then wait till it gets close enough, then shoot needles into its eyes.
Sun Apr 10, 2005 8:06 am
How big are the robots and what powers do they have?
How big are the dinosaurs and what kinds are they?
If the robots are hugeass things with lazers and fireballs and whatever, they win.
How big are the dinosaurs and what kinds are they?
If the robots are hugeass things with lazers and fireballs and whatever, they win.
Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:10 am
Igg wrote:If the robots are hugeass things with lazers and fireballs and whatever, they win.
But they'd get sand in their gears, and wouldn't function properly.
I think we're all just choosing whatever we think is cool, rather than who would actually win. Face it, ninjas wouldn't win against huge, fast, carnivorous beasts who can either pound them into the ground, or toss them around like a ragdoll. Yes, ninjas may defeat pirates and robots, but ninjas don't work together (hell, they might even kill each other!), and picking them off should be easy for a dinosaur.
Granted, they may kill a few, but not enough.