Least Annoying Commercials - your favourites

Shollia · **Posts:** 1269 **Joined:** Tue Jun 01, 2004 4:22 am

Moonshadow wrote:

I can't remember what it's for but the most hilarious commercial I've seen is the one where the guy's trying to cook some spaghetti, then the cat jumps up and knocks the pot with the sauce over, spilling it all over himself. The guy reaches down to pick up the cat, then his girlfriend comes in to see the guy awkwardly holding up the seemingly blood-soaked cat by the scruff of the neck with a knife in his other hand. The cat gives a pitiful little mew at the end, just to top everything off. :roflol:

The cat in it looks almost exactly like my "Unholy Cherub" of a cat, Pounce, which just makes it seem all the funnier because it's exactly like something he'd do.

ROFL... I forgot about that commercial. They don't play it enough! God that is one funny commercial though. Just that last pitiful meow the cat lets out tops it all off. Too too funny

Sapphire Faerie · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2005 3:21 am

Moonshadow wrote:

I can't remember what it's for but the most hilarious commercial I've seen is the one where the guy's trying to cook some spaghetti, then the cat jumps up and knocks the pot with the sauce over, spilling it all over himself. The guy reaches down to pick up the cat, then his girlfriend comes in to see the guy awkwardly holding up the seemingly blood-soaked cat by the scruff of the neck with a knife in his other hand. The cat gives a pitiful little mew at the end, just to top everything off. :roflol:

The cat in it looks almost exactly like my "Unholy Cherub" of a cat, Pounce, which just makes it seem all the funnier because it's exactly like something he'd do.

Of course it's good, it was a Superbowl commercial

You can watch it here:
http://www.ifilm.com/superbowl?htv=12
It's a bit down on the left, where it says "Ameriquest: Cat Killer"

Adam loves Hilary Duff · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2005 3:40 am

Maxwell house coffee commercial.
I've never seen the commercial, but I can here it from up here, and I always sing the song.

.:Compact Disk:. · **Posted:** Fri May 20, 2005 9:14 am

I love the one About the weed killer where He puts it down then falls in love with his neighbor and they get married and go on Honeymoon. While they're there He get's Amnesia and falls in love with a nurse at the hopsital. When he gets home his other wife is waiting at the door with the police. The police arrest him. Then the guy who's voice overing and telling the story says '... and while all of this happens his lawn stays weed free!'

xDDD I love it!

Igg · **Posts:** 6288 **Joined:** Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:47 pm

Adam loves Hilary Duff wrote:

Maxwell house coffee commercial.
I've never seen the commercial, but I can here it from up here, and I always sing the song.

I've never seen it, but Maxwell House is the skankiest instant coffee in existance, which says a lot, really.
It smells like Gravy.

Josephine · **Posted:** Mon May 30, 2005 9:58 am

I really like the Sure For Men advert (it's anti perispant - excuse my spelling) with all the craaazy smurf stunts.

Ooh, remember that old BBC advert with the bloke who leapt across all these roofs to get to his telly?

I also like the BBC advert with the rugby players doing thier little dance/song thing. However, the ones with the trapeze artists coming down on cloth (or, "the twirly people" as mum calls it) and the "ooh look we're doing salsa in the rain" annoy me.

Sapphire Faerie · **Posted:** Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:24 am

There's one for Netflix (or possibly some other online-DVD-rental thing) this woman is sitting on a couch telling the camera about how it's so convenient to just have the DVDs delivered to her door because she's got such a busy life ad a mom, etc.
In the background, the dad is chasing the kids around and the kids are acting nuts, and you can hear stuff breaking, etc.
And then the phone starts ringing, and the dad says "Honey, can you get that?" and she turns around and screams "MOMMY IS TRYING TO DO A TV COMMERCIAL!" and then turns back to the camera, all calm and collected and smiles.

Also there's a Gatorade commercial talking about all different kind of sports played around the world. It'll say stuff like "A bat is a bat, whether it's round **shows a baseball bat** or flat **shows a cricket bat." and "And football is football **shows American football being played** unless it's football **shows football (soccer) being played**."

Trick · **Posted:** Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:06 pm

Currently the Maltesers one is pretty good, with everyone commuting on giant malteser space hoppers - that would be fun

Asthaloth · **Posts:** 4284 **Joined:** Mon May 31, 2004 4:48 am

The Citroen one was pretty good, but the parody (done by transformers fans no less) was better.

still, best advert going around, even if thats only because its not that stupid frog or the "its only a commercial" ones.

Sapphire Faerie · **Posted:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:08 am

I can't believe I forgot to mention the American Express commercial with Kate Winslet!

"At 17 I went to prison for murder. By 19 I was penniless and heartbroken. At 20 I nearly drowned. At 28 I erased my memory. And by 30 I was in neverland. I don't need anymore drama in my real life, that's why I use American Express."

First person to correctly name all five movies that are referenced gets a cookie.

Shollia · **Posts:** 1269 **Joined:** Tue Jun 01, 2004 4:22 am

Sapphire Faerie wrote:

I can't believe I forgot to mention the American Express commercial with Kate Winslet!

"At 17 I went to prison for murder. By 19 I was penniless and heartbroken. At 20 I nearly drowned. At 28 I erased my memory. And by 30 I was in neverland. I don't need anymore drama in my real life, that's why I use American Express."

First person to correctly name all five movies that are referenced gets a cookie.

Well I just know that 20 is Titanic, 28 is Eternal Sunshine of the blahblahblah, and 30 is Finding Neverland? think that's the name

hehe
No idea what those other movies are. Maybe the 19 one is Sense and Sensibility?
*shrugs* Can I get half a cookie? heh

Sapphire Faerie · **Posted:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:20 am

**gives you 75% of a cookie**

You're right on all accounts, and the 17 one is Heavenly Creatures.

.:Compact Disk:. · **Posted:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:26 am

Sapphire Faerie wrote:

**gives you 75% of a cookie**

You're right on all accounts, and the 17 one is Heavenly Creatures.

Do you not mean 60% as you missed out the 19 yr old penniless and heartbroken one.
*runs away*

Marinnai Kasaraki · **Posted:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:06 am

"VONAGE: 'People do stupid things...'"
*rocket fires upwards*
*guy looks up then frowns*
"Uhhm...I lost it..."

XD
That ad just cracks me up so much! High-Octane-powered homemade rocket and an idiot at its controls with his wife and best bud filming XD

Best. Mobile. Network. Ad. EVER!

Sapphire Faerie · **Posted:** Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:49 am

.:Chronically Depressed:. wrote:

Sapphire Faerie wrote:

**gives you 75% of a cookie**

You're right on all accounts, and the 17 one is Heavenly Creatures.

Do you not mean 60% as you missed out the 19 yr old penniless and heartbroken one.
*runs away*

No, because she guessed Sense and Sensibility, and she was right.

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