Favorite Movie Quotes

[WIS]

"Are you saying that coconuts migrate?"

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[Amethyst]

"Shall I describe it for you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"

[Trick]

My current favourites are from Wallace & Gromit in the Curse of the Were Rabbit

Wallace: Oh, Gromit! I don't want to be a rabbit!
Hutch: Aww. The bounce has gone from his bungee.


And from Batman Begins:

Batman: I won't kill you. But I don't have to save you.

[Jim]

I dont like the James bond films, but I can do a great version of;
'Do you exspect me to talk?'
'No Mr. Bond, I exspect you to die!'

Stupid accents and all.

Haha. Glad Im not the only one.

Hmm. Too many favourites Im afraid, and is so often in this sort of situation, most of them escape me. Heres a few:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe: attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain... Time to die." - Rutger Hauer / Bladerunner.

"But why is the Rum gone?" - Johnny Depp / Pirates of the Caribbean

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." - Russel Crowe / Gladiator

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... " Stephen Root / Office Space

"Death... is whimsical today.." Gary Oldman / Leon

"Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies... Farewell and adieu you ladies of Spain... For we received orders for to sail back to Boston... And soon never more will we see you again."

and:

"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin' by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb." Both by Robert Shaw / Jaws.

Very nearly every line from Full Metal Jacket, none of which, ironically, are suitable for this forum.

Same goes for Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Thats all for now.

[Christopher]

Amelie:

Narator: "Amelie has one friend, Blubber. Alas the home environment has made Blubber suicidal." [Pet fish leaps out of fish bowl in an attempt at suicide]

Holy Grail

Black Knight: "It's just a flesh wound."

King Arthur: "This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"

King Arthur: "What? Behind the rabbit?"

Knight who says Ni: "Ni!"

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Joel: "Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks"

Shaun of the Dead

Ed: Any zombies out there?
Shaun: Don't say that!
Ed: What?
Shaun: That!
Ed: What?
Shaun: The "zed" word. Don't say it!
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Because it's ridiculous!
Ed: Well... are they any?
Shaun: [looking out the door mail slot, sees an empty street] I don't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that.
Shaun: [turns his head, sees a pack of zombies] Oh, no, wait, there they are.

You Only Live Twice

Tiger Tanaka: It can save your life, this cigarette.
James Bond: You sound like a commercial.

Blofeld: "Yes. Give him his cigarettes. It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond. "

[Amethyst]

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... " Stephen Root / Office Space

That whole movie was hillarious^^

[Maryann]

From Pirates of the Caribbean:

Will: Where's Elizabeth?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Oh, she's safe, just like I promised; she's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised; and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of word really. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.

[Ammer]

From Pirates of the Caribbean:

Will: Where's Elizabeth?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Oh, she's safe, just like I promised; she's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised; and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of word really. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.

I love that quote. Best one I think.

[shortin]

Napoleon Dynamite

You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

The Breakfast Club
"Flip you wench"

I know theres more I just cant think of any of them at the moment.

[pokemew233]

Seymour: "How 'bout I run down to the corner and pick you up some nice chopped sirloin?"
Audrey II: "Must be blood!"
Seymour: "Twoey, that's disgusting."

Audrey: "We'll stay up watching Lucy on our big, enormous 12-inch screen."

Orin: "Can you give me a hand kid? No, I guess you wouldn't, huh?"

Audrey II: "If you wanna be profound, you really gotta justify. Take a breath and look around. A lot of folks deserve to die!"
Seymour: "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say!"
Audrey II: "But it's true, isn't it?"
Seymour: "No! I don't know anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant!"
Audrey II: "Mmm...sure you do!"


Admit it. You knew I was gonna quote Little Shop of Horrors.

[bluebubblegirl]

so you're telling me there's a chance....

[guineadan]

Favourite movie quote = "I want it now!"
*Veruca Salt out of Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory* LOL

[Maryann]

Favourite movie quote = "I want it now!"
*Veruca Salt out of Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory* LOL

She's like my favorite character out of that movie, besides for Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka! That actress was much better than the one in the new movie, in my opinion.

[guineadan]

*agrees, but the new film is better though*

[Maryann]

*agrees, but the new film is better though*

I can never decide which film I love the most. They're both amazing, in my opinion. Johnny Depp is amazing as always but I'll always love Gene Wilder. They both did fantastic jobs.