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Jens · #76 Post by **Jens** » Sat May 06, 2006 9:56 pm

Unfortunately that school had a monster in it

Ixistant · #77 Post by **Ixistant** » Sat May 06, 2006 10:13 pm

Fortunately, the monster was too busy playing with his Wii in the bathroom, so no-one got hurt.

pipsqueeek · #78 Post by **pipsqueeek** » Sat May 06, 2006 10:53 pm

Unfortunately, Billy-Bob really wanted a Wii, so he tried to take the monster's and the monster attacked him

Bangel · #79 Post by **Bangel** » Sat May 06, 2006 10:54 pm

Fortunately, the monster killed him quickly and mostly painlessly.

endeavourl · #80 Post by **endeavourl** » Sun May 07, 2006 12:38 am

Unfortunatly, the monster was still mad, and decided to tear down the school to its foundations.

matchbow · #81 Post by **matchbow** » Sun May 07, 2006 12:40 am

Fortunately, the Wii and its containing bathroom remained unhamred, and the monster resumed playing

endeavourl · #82 Post by **endeavourl** » Sun May 07, 2006 12:43 am

unfortunatly, the national guard was called in, and started opening fire on the now peacefully playing wii monster

pipsqueeek · #83 Post by **pipsqueeek** » Sun May 07, 2006 12:49 am

fortunately, the monster had bullet proof skin

matchbow · #84 Post by **matchbow** » Sun May 07, 2006 12:55 am

Unfortunately, the national guard then proceeded to open a can of "Ownage in a can" and the monster was instantly defeated. The national guard gained 498 exp. The national guard gained 341 gold.

pipsqueeek · #85 Post by **pipsqueeek** » Sun May 07, 2006 1:51 am

Fortunately, the monster was part cat and so had many lives. So after the national guard left, he came back to life and resumed playing on his wii.

Snippy · #86 Post by **Snippy** » Sun May 07, 2006 2:42 am

Unfortunately Gumby and Pokey had arrived also.

matchbow · #87 Post by **matchbow** » Sun May 07, 2006 2:49 am

Fortunately, Pokeyman arrived in time, and proceeded to annoy everyone by poking them

endeavourl · #88 Post by **endeavourl** » Sun May 07, 2006 3:11 am

Unfortunatly, pokeyman didnt gain any experience from poking people, and the level 50 monster was able to easily kill pokeyman, and go back to playing his wii

Snippy · #89 Post by **Snippy** » Sun May 07, 2006 3:14 am

Fortunately it's power supply was cut off just as he was about to defeat the last level on Command and Conquer.

pipsqueeek · #90 Post by **pipsqueeek** » Sun May 07, 2006 3:15 am

Fortunately, the monster had just remembered that his name was harold, as he was getting awfully tired of being called "the monster" all the time.