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Twitchy · #106 Post by **Twitchy** » Sun May 07, 2006 8:00 pm

Fortunately his mother found him

matchbow · #107 Post by **matchbow** » Sun May 07, 2006 8:05 pm

Unfortunately, his mother was very disppointed in him

Twitchy · #108 Post by **Twitchy** » Sun May 07, 2006 8:10 pm

Fortunately she felt sorry for him and took him home.

Snippy · #109 Post by **Snippy** » Sun May 07, 2006 8:17 pm

Unfortunately he got a spanking when he got home.

Twitchy · #110 Post by **Twitchy** » Sun May 07, 2006 8:22 pm

Fortunately he found the superglue and glued a cusion to his bum.

matchbow · #111 Post by **matchbow** » Sun May 07, 2006 8:42 pm

Unfortunately, this was after the spanking

Twitchy · #112 Post by **Twitchy** » Sun May 07, 2006 8:46 pm

Fortunately it made it easier for him to sit down.

Trinity · #113 Post by **Trinity** » Sun May 07, 2006 9:03 pm

Unfortunately, everyone laughed at him because he had a cushion on his bum, and it looked very silly.

Anoohilator · #114 Post by **Anoohilator** » Sun May 07, 2006 9:05 pm

Fortunately, "everyone" was only actually a weedy little nerd, whom Harold easily incapacitated.

Trinity · #115 Post by **Trinity** » Sun May 07, 2006 9:08 pm

Unfortunately, that weedy little nerd was the only person who knew the secrets the universe, and the knowledge was lost along with him.

Anoohilator · #116 Post by **Anoohilator** » Sun May 07, 2006 10:08 pm

Fortunately he was only incapacitated, so he woke up the next day, wrote it all out, got it publlished, and within a week, there was a copy in every single household.

Snippy · #117 Post by **Snippy** » Sun May 07, 2006 10:13 pm

Unfortunately he got brain damage when he was incappacitated and thusly all the information was nonsence... Or was it?

CrescentRoses · #118 Post by **CrescentRoses** » Mon May 08, 2006 1:58 am

Fortunately, the weedly little nerd had created an gigantic, growing fan base of other weedly little nerds, and they all protested that it was the truth.

matchbow · #119 Post by **matchbow** » Mon May 08, 2006 2:29 am

Unfortunately, it wasn't

Christopher · #120 Post by **Christopher** » Mon May 08, 2006 4:05 am

Forutnately a large Monty Python foot came down and squished everyone thus ending the debate.