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If chicken is good enough for the cow, it is good enough for me.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,257688,00.html

That's really weird. Really, really weird.

That's more disturbing than weird. o__O

That is weird. Very strange indeed. And pretty confusion, too.
*runs downstairs to make sure doors are locked*
Nobody believed me when I said it was the cows... what else can they do all day, other than plan world domination?

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That makes me sad. Kbye.

-Rattrap-

We. Are all. Gonna. die.

-Rattrap/-

Wow, that's different. Glad I'm not a chicken.

Hmm.

Am I the only one who thought... Chicken + Birdflu + Cow = contamination?

Something just screams wrong about this and i'm definately creeped out. If I ever saw a cow on my farm doing that the cow would probably go bye bye.

Well a couple points.

Bird flu is this years Sars.
In other words, sensationalised.

And other than that, if it did happen AND could affect humans AND wasn't killed by cooking anyway, we'd just burn a whole slew of them and get on with our lives like the UK does with BSE.

Hmm, I came up with a worst case scenario just now.

The cow has mad cow disease. It gets bird flu. A human eats it. The human has HIV. A new strain of HIV is created from it, killing everyone is the most excruciating way possible.

Luckily, you're right about the sensalionalizedation. Ism.

And become zombies, thus bringing about the Zombocalypse and the end of civilisation, I find a stockpile of Nuclear weapons, launch myself into space without knowing I'm a carrier of the zombie-creating uber virus and bring death and subsequent undeath to the Universe itself.

If you want worst case scenario, go the whole mile

I don't hear about BSE from the UK anymore. I live in Alberta, where we've had a few BSE cases and our economy got thrashed. I know full well it's sensationalised, however, I still think it's hillarious as a worst case scenario sort of thing. Sadly my amusement with the matter did not carry over in the post.

Anyways.
Zombies don't exist.

But!
I knew a gal who knew a guy who was the second cousin of a Soviet KGB operative who said he once heard about a Nazi science centre where they made them!

Honest!

You know Yuri as well?

Finally! Fox News has a good quality story!

Oh, thank you, chicken-eating cow of India! In return, I'll send you an 8-piece bucket of Colonel Sanders' best.